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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 18:47:12
June 13 2011 18:23 GMT
#1
How many of you have ever given advice in a girl problem thread, while having absolutely no experience yourselves?

Poll: I've given advice and:

Am in a stable relationship. (16)
 
27%

Have had sex with a girl. (15)
 
25%

Have jerked off to porn. (13)
 
22%

Have talked to a girl. (6)
 
10%

Am married. (5)
 
8%

Have kissed a girl. (4)
 
7%

59 total votes

Your vote: I've given advice and:

(Vote): Have jerked off to porn.
(Vote): Have talked to a girl.
(Vote): Have kissed a girl.
(Vote): Have had sex with a girl.
(Vote): Am in a stable relationship.
(Vote): Am married.



Not being mean or anything, just genuinely curious. I know that anyone in a relationship is going to say it's stable, no matter what the reality is, so you can basically treat that as "I don't feel like I'm on the verge of breaking up."

Most of the time a person's problems are so obvious that they probably already know the answer and are just looking for the internet to make the choice for them... So I don't consider it that absurd. But I do find it funny how vehement people can be when they have probably never had to take their own advice before.

edit:

Poll: I'm a girl and want to vote

I am a guy who likes voting in polls that don't apply to him. (42)
 
75%

I am a girl on TL. (14)
 
25%

56 total votes

Your vote: I'm a girl and want to vote

(Vote): I am a girl on TL.
(Vote): I am a guy who likes voting in polls that don't apply to him.



A few more people should be satisfied now.

****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
June 13 2011 18:27 GMT
#2
You didn't include an option for "I've never given advice"
brood war for life, brood war forever
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
June 13 2011 18:27 GMT
#3
no option for watching from the shadows?
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 13 2011 18:28 GMT
#4
Those people are not allowed to vote :@ That's a requirement of citizenship in Chefland.
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Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
June 13 2011 18:30 GMT
#5
Quick, someone post a girl problem they have ITT
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 13 2011 18:31 GMT
#6
The girl I like is mad at me. Please help me, Crunchums.
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 18:34:09
June 13 2011 18:33 GMT
#7
This girl i like but have never talked to or had look at me wants me but i dont know how to approach her. I only want advice from the people that voted am married because im looking for a serious relationship.

EDIT: are we supposed to vote the "highest" ranking answer. cause i voted have jerked off to porn but ive also talked to a girl once.... sisters count right?
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 18:33:28
June 13 2011 18:33 GMT
#8
On June 14 2011 03:31 Chef wrote:
The girl I like is mad at me. Please help me, Crunchums.

Buy her flowers!

Can I vote now?
brood war for life, brood war forever
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 13 2011 18:34 GMT
#9
I wonder what the advice would be if (ToT)Strafe made a girl thread about the Thailand incident.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
June 13 2011 18:36 GMT
#10
On June 14 2011 03:33 Crunchums wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2011 03:31 Chef wrote:
The girl I like is mad at me. Please help me, Crunchums.

Buy her flowers!

Can I vote now?


Haahahahahahahaha.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
June 13 2011 18:37 GMT
#11
On June 14 2011 03:33 ComaDose wrote:
This girl i like but have never talked to or had look at me wants me but i dont know how to approach her. I only want advice from the people that voted am married because im looking for a serious relationship.

This should be useful

Next!
brood war for life, brood war forever
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
June 13 2011 18:37 GMT
#12
What if there is none of the above?
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
danmooj1
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1855 Posts
June 13 2011 18:38 GMT
#13
On June 14 2011 03:33 ComaDose wrote:
This girl i like but have never talked to or had look at me wants me but i dont know how to approach her. I only want advice from the people that voted am married because im looking for a serious relationship.

EDIT: are we supposed to vote the "highest" ranking answer. cause i voted have jerked off to porn but ive also talked to a girl once.... sisters count right?




serious.
#1 XellOs fan!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 13 2011 18:39 GMT
#14
On June 14 2011 03:37 Dalguno wrote:
What if there is none of the above?

Then don't vote.
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
June 13 2011 18:40 GMT
#15
On June 14 2011 03:37 Crunchums wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2011 03:33 ComaDose wrote:
This girl i like but have never talked to or had look at me wants me but i dont know how to approach her. I only want advice from the people that voted am married because im looking for a serious relationship.

This should be useful

Next!

thanks cruchums! i followed all the advice and now we are happily married.
pic for proof.
+ Show Spoiler +
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you are truely a girlhelpthread guru.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
June 13 2011 18:40 GMT
#16
On June 14 2011 03:39 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2011 03:37 Dalguno wrote:
What if there is none of the above?

Then don't vote.


Well that was supposed to be a joke
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
June 13 2011 18:45 GMT
#17
I have actually watched porn but didn't feel it was going well enough to jerk off to it. I give a lot of valuable tips in girl problem threads though because I've learned a lot by watching shows as Sex and the City or Turtles.
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
BloodNinja
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2791 Posts
June 13 2011 18:45 GMT
#18
Who are these other old balls who are married.....
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
June 13 2011 18:51 GMT
#19
Yes, I'll admit I've given tons of advice in areas I have no experience, including certain girl situations.
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oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
June 13 2011 18:54 GMT
#20
second poll is a self reference problem, bonus points to those who can explain why and whether there is a correct choice.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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