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I have to have a cytosocopy tommorow...holy crap

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KDot2
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1213 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-25 07:38:02
May 25 2011 07:24 GMT
#1
Seriously really freaked out about having to go get this done tommorow...if you dont want to be grossed out don't look at spoiler tags . Been dreading this for a month since they dont put you asleep or anything... hopefully I can get some pain meds afterwards already have some bud. Just want it to be over so I can chill out and watch/play Sc2 for a couple days. I've been told its nowhere near as bad as it sounds but of course Im pretty freaked out. Anyway thanks for reading I plan to blog about (much) more "normal" topics in the future just felt like venting a little before bed. I realize this is one hell of a (crappy) first blog. Wish me luck TL.




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Cystoscopy is a test that allows your doctor to look at the inside of the bladder and the urethra using a thin, lighted instrument called a cystoscope .

The cystoscope is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into the bladder . Cystoscopy allows your doctor to look at areas of your bladder and urethra that usually do not show up well on X-rays. Tiny surgical instruments can be inserted through the cystoscope that allow your doctor to remove samples of tissue (biopsy) or samples of urine.


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Kaonis
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States243 Posts
May 25 2011 07:41 GMT
#2
Oh, cytososcopy, is that something where they do something with your cell count a-

*Clicks spoiler*

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD GOOD LUCK
Nevermind.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 25 2011 07:42 GMT
#3
Good luck. Don't wanna scare you but that must be incredibly uncomfortable if not painful.

Once advice : don't get a boner, as it could break the cystoscope and you would end with a part of cystoscope somewhere between your dick and your bladder.
At the meantime, I wish you that the doctor is gonna be a sexy female doctor though.
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LOcDowN
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1015 Posts
May 25 2011 07:45 GMT
#4
I don't think having a sexy female doctor is a good idea.
KDot2
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1213 Posts
May 25 2011 07:47 GMT
#5
LMAO .... I will try not to get a boner my doctor is like a 40 year old man

I don't know if you were trying to be funny or not but made me laugh and I appreciate it.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
May 25 2011 08:02 GMT
#6
Yeah, just don't be too nervous, and you should be fine. :p

I mean, the man's a professional, right?
you gotta dance
Harpwn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia253 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-25 08:09:07
May 25 2011 08:08 GMT
#7
pretty sure they'll give you a local anesthesia mate, depends on reason though
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
May 25 2011 08:12 GMT
#8
On May 25 2011 16:42 endy wrote:
Good luck. Don't wanna scare you but that must be incredibly uncomfortable if not painful.

Once advice : don't get a boner, as it could break the cystoscope and you would end with a part of cystoscope somewhere between your dick and your bladder.
At the meantime, I wish you that the doctor is gonna be a sexy female doctor though.


Lol. Very comforting information.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
May 25 2011 08:13 GMT
#9
good luck my friend. hopefully i'll never have to have one these happen to me.
Harpwn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia253 Posts
May 25 2011 08:17 GMT
#10
They give a local anesthesia, then insert the cytoscope, it might be a weird sensation but prolly not painful.

Then generally they'll fill the bladder up with saline which expands the bladder, allowing the doctor to see all of it easier, this feels a bit funny apparently, like you need to wee. Yes there might be a bit of tissue taken for biopsy but its not like theyre sticking a huge scalpel up there, and you are anesthetised. You might have blood in the urine afterwards
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-25 08:21:50
May 25 2011 08:19 GMT
#11
On May 25 2011 17:02 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Yeah, just don't be too nervous, and you should be fine. :p

I mean, the man's a professional, right?

Best in the state.

That was a really great Arrested Development episode. I'm going to watch it right now.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and GL dude. Stay chill and everything will go smoothly I'm sure. Do they give you drugs after you finish? Like when you were a kid you left the doctor's office with a candy and now you leave with a prescription for 'candy' (one nice thing about 'merica).
Harpwn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia253 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-25 08:53:07
May 25 2011 08:25 GMT
#12
On May 25 2011 16:41 Kaonis wrote:
Oh, cytososcopy, is that something where they do something with your cell count a-

*Clicks spoiler*

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD GOOD LUCK


"cystoscopy" not "cytoscopy" or "cytososcopy" mistake in op
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
May 25 2011 08:31 GMT
#13
It can't be that bad, some people insert stuff in their weener for sexual gratification...
Oh wait...

well good luck
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Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
May 25 2011 09:31 GMT
#14
If it were painful, they'd put you (or the concerned area) to sleep. So don't worry, it's all in your head!

Always smile~
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
May 25 2011 10:08 GMT
#15
lol at the 2nd post

Advice: do not get a boner
Wish: have a sexy female doctor do this procedure

something doesn't add up here..... ^_^

Anyways good luck.
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
krzych113
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United Kingdom547 Posts
May 25 2011 10:09 GMT
#16
i was thinking about endoscopy when I saw this thread, but when I realized that you're actually talking about putting a tube into your penis I thought .. I will check it on you tube, amazing:
nice music and all
this is a pure gold here, full option, mens penis shown

cool thread
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
May 25 2011 10:19 GMT
#17
My dad had one and said it wasn't bad. The weirdest part is how it feels like you are peeing while they are putting in fluid.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
May 25 2011 10:21 GMT
#18
On May 25 2011 16:45 LOcDowN wrote:
I don't think having a sexy female doctor is a good idea.



mmmmmm now im thinking about hot female doctors..........
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oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5955 Posts
May 25 2011 11:33 GMT
#19
Basically, I plan to die before experiencing anything like a hernia, cytoscopy, kidney stones, etc. Infinitely more terrifying than anything like losing an arm or getting smashed by a bus.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
May 25 2011 11:35 GMT
#20
So they're going to cut out a piece of the inside of your dick to examine...=S hope it's a good result.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
May 25 2011 11:35 GMT
#21
So why are they doing this?
I think esports is pretty nice.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 25 2011 12:22 GMT
#22
On May 25 2011 20:35 Saechiis wrote:
So why are they doing this?


To make a Youtube video like the one you saw on the previous page :D


More seriously, it's a way like another to diagnose stuff, that's all. Usually it's to detect polyps in the bladder or stones in the urinary tract. I hope results will be good and OP has nothing serious.
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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-25 12:28:18
May 25 2011 12:26 GMT
#23
I can feel the little scope inside there just by reading this. Jesus christ i hope its not painful, good luck!
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
May 25 2011 12:59 GMT
#24
I've yet to have a single patient claim that it was painful - weird, yes, painful, no.
MinoMino
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1103 Posts
May 25 2011 13:07 GMT
#25
Sounds like everyone that's done it or know people who have say it's not painful. You'll be fine.
Blah.
Weson
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Iceland1032 Posts
May 25 2011 13:12 GMT
#26
That looks scary. I've gotten a tube up to empty my bladder several times. Its pretty common as they want you to pee before you go home after you've been sleeping. It can take some time before your system wakes up and work properly after a operation or whatever they are up to. The only time it feels weird is when they are entering the bladder, it hurts just a little bit. Afterwards when you pee it can hurt as well at least it does for me.
"!@€#" - as some guy said
Harpwn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia253 Posts
May 25 2011 14:00 GMT
#27
On May 25 2011 21:59 Ghostcom wrote:
I've yet to have a single patient claim that it was painful - weird, yes, painful, no.



not to be crude, but have you ever had one get a boner?
muse5187
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
1125 Posts
May 25 2011 14:47 GMT
#28
On May 25 2011 16:45 LOcDowN wrote:
I don't think having a sexy female doctor is a good idea.

Trust me you won't get a boner when someone is shoving that in your stuff.
KDot2
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1213 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-27 02:24:43
May 25 2011 19:26 GMT
#29
On May 25 2011 20:33 oBlade wrote:
Basically, I plan to die before experiencing anything like a hernia, cytoscopy, kidney stones, etc. Infinitely more terrifying than anything like losing an arm or getting smashed by a bus.


haha yea.. Im only 20 though so I never thought I would have to do this at this age

all in all it wasn't really that bad ... really uncomfortable and weird feeling they found out what was giving me trouble urinating and scheduled me for surgery at least for the surgery I will be 100% asleep

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