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57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
May 24 2011 16:56 GMT
#1
I have been keeping up this lie for nearly 10 months now, but I feel it is time for me to confess what I have been hiding from TL.net. I wanted to keep is a secret so I could fit in here. I now see though, that being myself is much more important than lying to the community about myself to conform.

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In the past I have posted pictures of myself, explained life stories, gaming experiences, random thoughts and dreams among other random crap. I said this was my new account, since my previous account (Hiicantpk) was banned back in early 2010. I looked over his posts, seeing his style of posting, and learning about him. I searched for his name on other sites, and found out his other intrests. Runescape, Poker, Fish, Starcraft etc. I found pictures he posted of himself in real life, and used them as my own to make it even more convincing that I was Hiicantpk.

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Yet, I do not know why I chose this individual. There are plenty of more interesting people on the internet I could have been, like iMagnet or Donwonton or Davidr64, but instead I chose this random person that has practically no fame on the internet. Why did I choose him? Well, He seemed to be just a normal guy that has no mental or physical problems at all.
However, I later found out that he was not as normal as I thought he was. He announced himself as fat, and admitted to having previous homicidal thoughts. I kept imitating him though, just ignoring the things he says about how he is not normal.

I watched his online progress, reading every post, looking at every uploaded image, writing down every tweet and status. I even convinced myself that I was turning into him, that I was becoming this man I decided to imitate. I knew this wasn't possible for me though, so I moved on, although I felt I was slowly slipping out of the persona of this man I was pretending to be.

Anyways, I feel now it is time to reveal my true form, what I really am.

Brace yourselves.

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I am a car.

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Why else would I make my name "57 Corvette"?

I use a special extension that attach to my wheels to type, and I leech off local Wi-Fi to go on the internet.


**
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
May 24 2011 16:59 GMT
#2
Oh shit. This is turning into Knight Rider.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-24 17:04:26
May 24 2011 17:01 GMT
#3
Well, I guess this means you are going to be corvetted by people now
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
May 24 2011 17:04 GMT
#4
Really wouldn't surprise me, I think you need an oil change. (get it?)
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
May 24 2011 17:12 GMT
#5
So you're like a Transformer or something like that?
o choro é livre
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
May 24 2011 17:12 GMT
#6
2k posts in less than a year? Wow, some mileage
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
May 24 2011 17:38 GMT
#7
For some reason I had a lot of trouble following the narrative of that post... I dig the M night Shamalayanan ending tho.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19269 Posts
May 24 2011 17:55 GMT
#8
I fucking knew it.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
May 24 2011 18:09 GMT
#9
You've been driving me round the bend with your posting
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Primadog
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4411 Posts
May 24 2011 18:36 GMT
#10
I don't get it. Someone post a car analogy on this.
Thank God and gunrun.
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3051 Posts
May 24 2011 18:40 GMT
#11
Finally out of gas huh? (it's bad, I know)
End my suffering
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
May 24 2011 18:48 GMT
#12
Is that actually a pic of you?
d=(^_^)z
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 24 2011 18:48 GMT
#13
that was a fun ride
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13431 Posts
May 24 2011 18:56 GMT
#14
amazing blog haha Hilarious stuff man, now can i ask you a question? Is bumblebee as cool in real life as he is in the movies?
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
May 24 2011 18:58 GMT
#15
MY mind is about to explode, I had a feeling that this might be the case, but you never know

I know it is a very big deal for Cars to "Come out of the Garage" so if you need any help at such a big time in your life, let me know man(car). I am here for you!!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-24 19:06:47
May 24 2011 19:02 GMT
#16
Decepticon!

Shia LaBeouf is gonna get ya (He might seem like cannon fodder but he's actually the mastermind behin ... ok he's cannon fodder).
I think esports is pretty nice.
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
May 24 2011 21:24 GMT
#17
I see, I see. I only have one more question. Autobot or Decepticon?
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
May 24 2011 22:01 GMT
#18
I am not a transformer. I am simply a car that has become self aware.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6789 Posts
May 25 2011 03:27 GMT
#19
Uh oh.... I forsee the rise of... wait for it "57 fakevette"
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