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In the past I have posted pictures of myself, explained life stories, gaming experiences, random thoughts and dreams among other random crap. I said this was my new account, since my previous account (Hiicantpk) was banned back in early 2010. I looked over his posts, seeing his style of posting, and learning about him. I searched for his name on other sites, and found out his other intrests. Runescape, Poker, Fish, Starcraft etc. I found pictures he posted of himself in real life, and used them as my own to make it even more convincing that I was Hiicantpk.
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Yet, I do not know why I chose this individual. There are plenty of more interesting people on the internet I could have been, like iMagnet or Donwonton or Davidr64, but instead I chose this random person that has practically no fame on the internet. Why did I choose him? Well, He seemed to be just a normal guy that has no mental or physical problems at all.
However, I later found out that he was not as normal as I thought he was. He announced himself as fat, and admitted to having previous homicidal thoughts. I kept imitating him though, just ignoring the things he says about how he is not normal.
I watched his online progress, reading every post, looking at every uploaded image, writing down every tweet and status. I even convinced myself that I was turning into him, that I was becoming this man I decided to imitate. I knew this wasn't possible for me though, so I moved on, although I felt I was slowly slipping out of the persona of this man I was pretending to be.
Anyways, I feel now it is time to reveal my true form, what I really am.
Brace yourselves.
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I am a car.
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Why else would I make my name "57 Corvette"?
I use a special extension that attach to my wheels to type, and I leech off local Wi-Fi to go on the internet.
Why else would I make my name "57 Corvette"?
I use a special extension that attach to my wheels to type, and I leech off local Wi-Fi to go on the internet.
