Gathering Magic TL Information

After doing many special favours for NaDa (such as procuring the special ingredient that makes his hair smell so nice) I've finally been reimbursed with this precious top secret information about Trozz's upcoming Magic the Gathering: TL set. This game is sure to overshadow all TL/StarCraft card games that have come before it, and make you weep with happiness at its craftsmanship.

Balance

Though I've only managed to get a few pictures to leak, I think that they are more than enough to comment on the subtle balances of this game. As I reveal them I will tell you what I think of them. I realise one or two of the leaks may be old to you, but the majority of it is exclusive to Chef Enterprises(tm).

This is the banner for the blue card set. From the right side of the picture we can see that it will be orgasmic, lip-licking bliss to play, while at the same time being condescending to other players with its "I'm too lazy to even lift my head to look at you while you interrupt the ogling of my beautiful hand."

Continuing with the theme of condescension, players who use this deck will have the option to play this card. Not only does it express extreme disapproval, but it expresses disapproval from a man who was involved in a much scorned scandal. What has the opponent done to deserve such disapproval? Has he worn socks with sandals?
In complete seriousness, I think this deck will suit the styles of those who nerd rage or get angry at people over the internet, and because of that will probably be quite popular. This will increase the number of people attempting to create strategies for this deck, and possibly cause it to be more advanced than the other colours. However, this will not stop players from claiming that blue is the worst colour and requires several buffs to have any chance vs the other colours.

The banner for red shows that players who have long hair and dislike BroodWar probes may feel most comfortable playing this colour. This means Artosis wearing a wig, and his followers, will probably be playing this set. This will translate to a chaotic kind of rage that is perhaps missing from the blue colour. Where blue is the condescending 'thou art a noob' colour, red will take things into the mud in a 'play a man's colour' style.

The ability to control one's opponents with rage will appeal to trolls in equal proportion to Artosises, which means that players who user the colour red will likely be the focus of much of Magic the Gathering: TL Set's attention. They will be louder than blue players, and more offensive as well, while at the same time being loved by many for making the game more dramatic and interesting.

I was not able to procure the black set's banner, but I think this card reveals much of how the black set will be played. Players who use this set will likely be light hearted at the same time as being mean spirited. They will revel in the rage of the blue and red colour players, especially when playing seemingly unfair cards like this that utterly destroy what blue and red players have been macroing so long to be able to summon.

The card I found for white seems to show that this will be a colour for no-nonsense players like Nony. It does what it does, it's not unfair, and it manages to roll you anyway. We can expect when Nony becomes a full-time player for Magic the Gathering: TL Set, his favourite card will be Pokebunny for its ability to render opponents hopeless when massed in large numbers.

Green appears to the colour most suited to macro players, and this card shows that much of the green player's focus will be economy and building up while sitting in your base. Players who waited until they had 200/200 food to attack in the RTS games will probably feel at home playing green. Many complaints will be made about the overpoweredness of Waxangel, but all will be ignored as the ramblings of noobs who chose to play red and blue because they couldn't handle the raw power of green.

Conclusions

Blu>R>W>Bla>G>Blu

EatThePath

United States3943 Posts

May 18 2011 21:15 GMT

LOOOOOOOL waxangel! That is brilliant.

blubbdavid

Switzerland2412 Posts

May 18 2011 21:17 GMT

Maybe many of you have seen these already, but whatever:

http://starcraft2forum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7094

And arrggggggghhh, cannot unsee Milktosis.

MaxField

United States2386 Posts

May 18 2011 21:19 GMT

Wow that was pretty sick. nice!

Crais

Canada2136 Posts

May 18 2011 21:24 GMT

On May 19 2011 06:17 blubbdavid wrote:
Maybe many of you have seen these already, but whatever:

http://starcraft2forum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7094

And arrggggggghhh, cannot unsee Milktosis.

Oh god don't give that a name!!!!!!!

ReketSomething

United States6012 Posts

May 18 2011 21:29 GMT

Where to download or buy? I want to collect them all!

Irave

United States9965 Posts

May 18 2011 21:34 GMT

Nice blog, pretty funny and its so sad that I really can't unsee that picture.

simme123

Sweden810 Posts

May 18 2011 21:35 GMT

hahaha awesome dude! :D

Chef

10810 Posts

May 18 2011 21:42 GMT

On May 19 2011 06:29 ReketSomething wrote:
Where to download or buy? I want to collect them all!

My sources tell me you should be able to very soon.

Talin

Montenegro10532 Posts

May 18 2011 21:43 GMT

#10

Photoshop horror is overpowered. It counters everything for 1 mana lol.

IMBALANCE.

Glueburn

United States496 Posts

May 18 2011 21:44 GMT

#11

Your missing the {88}Incontrol card o.o.

emperorchampion

Canada9496 Posts

May 18 2011 21:45 GMT

#12

Hahaha...

elmizzt

United States3309 Posts

May 18 2011 22:09 GMT

#13

This is awesome hahahah

OmniEulogy

Canada6592 Posts

May 18 2011 22:14 GMT

#14

On May 19 2011 06:24 Crais wrote:

Show nested quote +

Oh god don't give that a name!!!!!!!

its too late x.x lol nice job >.<

Dubzex

United States6994 Posts

May 18 2011 22:19 GMT

#15

Milktosis... cannot unsee.

fishjie

United States1519 Posts

May 18 2011 22:20 GMT

#16

CANNOT UNSEE i almost burst out in laughter at work

roflcopter A++++ 5/5 stars

MangoTango

United States3670 Posts

May 18 2011 22:21 GMT

#17

CANNOT UNSEE oh god no what did you do

arb

Noobville17920 Posts

May 18 2011 22:22 GMT

#18

That Pokebunny card, too OP

Pokebunny

United States10654 Posts

May 18 2011 22:49 GMT

#19

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pikaaarrr :3

United States593 Posts

May 18 2011 22:51 GMT

#20

this is too great

mizU

United States12125 Posts

May 18 2011 22:57 GMT

#21

MILKTOSIS LMAO WTF

Cost: GEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haha

Shana

Indonesia1814 Posts

May 18 2011 22:59 GMT

#22

Oh God WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Cannot unsee

404.Delirium

United States1190 Posts

May 18 2011 23:12 GMT

#23

Rofl. At that Starcraft2Forums.com site:

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So butt hurt. TL stars people well under 500 posts. Just don't be a shit poster and you're fine.

SirJolt

the Dagon Knight4002 Posts

May 18 2011 23:17 GMT

#24

On May 19 2011 06:05 Chef wrote:

Can I just say that I love that other people think of the blog listing as a ladder?

The idea of it being broken down into leagues still titillates me.

MaxField

United States2386 Posts

May 18 2011 23:25 GMT

#25

On May 19 2011 07:49 Pokebunny wrote:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hehehe i find it humorous what you did there!
Ya i still have yet to find a site i can buy these from, LINK ME!

laLAlA[uC]

Canada963 Posts

May 18 2011 23:43 GMT

#26

Brilliant! I should add my own (:

Taekwon

United States8155 Posts

May 18 2011 23:52 GMT

#27

gg.

Twiggs

United States600 Posts

May 18 2011 23:56 GMT

#28

The artosis picture BLINDED me!!! I can not seeeee!!

Hurricane

United States3939 Posts

May 18 2011 23:57 GMT

#29

The old school ones from LiquiScoop are awesome too!
TeamLiquid: The Collectible Card Game

+ Show Spoiler [Cards!] +

mizU

United States12125 Posts

May 19 2011 00:05 GMT

#30

On May 19 2011 08:17 SirJolt wrote:

Show nested quote +

Can I just say that I love that other people think of the blog listing as a ladder?

The idea of it being broken down into leagues still titillates me.

Haha, and I thought you were the only one. ^^