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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-18 21:07:27
May 18 2011 21:05 GMT
#1
Gathering Magic TL Information

      After doing many special favours for NaDa (such as procuring the special ingredient that makes his hair smell so nice) I've finally been reimbursed with this precious top secret information about Trozz's upcoming Magic the Gathering: TL set. This game is sure to overshadow all TL/StarCraft card games that have come before it, and make you weep with happiness at its craftsmanship.

Balance

      Though I've only managed to get a few pictures to leak, I think that they are more than enough to comment on the subtle balances of this game. As I reveal them I will tell you what I think of them. I realise one or two of the leaks may be old to you, but the majority of it is exclusive to Chef Enterprises(tm).

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      This is the banner for the blue card set. From the right side of the picture we can see that it will be orgasmic, lip-licking bliss to play, while at the same time being condescending to other players with its "I'm too lazy to even lift my head to look at you while you interrupt the ogling of my beautiful hand."

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      Continuing with the theme of condescension, players who use this deck will have the option to play this card. Not only does it express extreme disapproval, but it expresses disapproval from a man who was involved in a much scorned scandal. What has the opponent done to deserve such disapproval? Has he worn socks with sandals?
      In complete seriousness, I think this deck will suit the styles of those who nerd rage or get angry at people over the internet, and because of that will probably be quite popular. This will increase the number of people attempting to create strategies for this deck, and possibly cause it to be more advanced than the other colours. However, this will not stop players from claiming that blue is the worst colour and requires several buffs to have any chance vs the other colours.

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      The banner for red shows that players who have long hair and dislike BroodWar probes may feel most comfortable playing this colour. This means Artosis wearing a wig, and his followers, will probably be playing this set. This will translate to a chaotic kind of rage that is perhaps missing from the blue colour. Where blue is the condescending 'thou art a noob' colour, red will take things into the mud in a 'play a man's colour' style.

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      The ability to control one's opponents with rage will appeal to trolls in equal proportion to Artosises, which means that players who user the colour red will likely be the focus of much of Magic the Gathering: TL Set's attention. They will be louder than blue players, and more offensive as well, while at the same time being loved by many for making the game more dramatic and interesting.

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      I was not able to procure the black set's banner, but I think this card reveals much of how the black set will be played. Players who use this set will likely be light hearted at the same time as being mean spirited. They will revel in the rage of the blue and red colour players, especially when playing seemingly unfair cards like this that utterly destroy what blue and red players have been macroing so long to be able to summon.

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      The card I found for white seems to show that this will be a colour for no-nonsense players like Nony. It does what it does, it's not unfair, and it manages to roll you anyway. We can expect when Nony becomes a full-time player for Magic the Gathering: TL Set, his favourite card will be Pokebunny for its ability to render opponents hopeless when massed in large numbers.

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      Green appears to the colour most suited to macro players, and this card shows that much of the green player's focus will be economy and building up while sitting in your base. Players who waited until they had 200/200 food to attack in the RTS games will probably feel at home playing green. Many complaints will be made about the overpoweredness of Waxangel, but all will be ignored as the ramblings of noobs who chose to play red and blue because they couldn't handle the raw power of green.

Conclusions

Blu>R>W>Bla>G>Blu

*****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
May 18 2011 21:15 GMT
#2
LOOOOOOOL waxangel! That is brilliant.
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
May 18 2011 21:17 GMT
#3
Maybe many of you have seen these already, but whatever:

http://starcraft2forum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7094


And arrggggggghhh, cannot unsee Milktosis.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
May 18 2011 21:19 GMT
#4
Wow that was pretty sick. nice!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
May 18 2011 21:24 GMT
#5
On May 19 2011 06:17 blubbdavid wrote:
Maybe many of you have seen these already, but whatever:

http://starcraft2forum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7094


And arrggggggghhh, cannot unsee Milktosis.



Oh god don't give that a name!!!!!!!
RIP MBC Game Hero
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
May 18 2011 21:29 GMT
#6
Where to download or buy? I want to collect them all!
Jaedong :3
Irave
Profile Joined October 2010
United States9965 Posts
May 18 2011 21:34 GMT
#7
Nice blog, pretty funny and its so sad that I really can't unsee that picture.
simme123
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Sweden810 Posts
May 18 2011 21:35 GMT
#8
hahaha awesome dude! :D
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 18 2011 21:42 GMT
#9
On May 19 2011 06:29 ReketSomething wrote:
Where to download or buy? I want to collect them all!

My sources tell me you should be able to very soon.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
May 18 2011 21:43 GMT
#10
Photoshop horror is overpowered. It counters everything for 1 mana lol.

IMBALANCE.

Glueburn
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States496 Posts
May 18 2011 21:44 GMT
#11
Your missing the {88}Incontrol card o.o.
Sometimes you have to play a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
May 18 2011 21:45 GMT
#12
Hahaha...
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
May 18 2011 22:09 GMT
#13
This is awesome hahahah
d=(^_^)z
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
May 18 2011 22:14 GMT
#14
On May 19 2011 06:24 Crais wrote:
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On May 19 2011 06:17 blubbdavid wrote:
Maybe many of you have seen these already, but whatever:

http://starcraft2forum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7094


And arrggggggghhh, cannot unsee Milktosis.



Oh god don't give that a name!!!!!!!


its too late x.x lol nice job >.<
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Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
May 18 2011 22:19 GMT
#15
Milktosis... cannot unsee.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
fishjie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 18 2011 22:20 GMT
#16
CANNOT UNSEE i almost burst out in laughter at work

roflcopter A++++ 5/5 stars
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
May 18 2011 22:21 GMT
#17
CANNOT UNSEE oh god no what did you do
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
May 18 2011 22:22 GMT
#18
That Pokebunny card, too OP
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2011 22:49 GMT
#19
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
pikaaarrr :3
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States593 Posts
May 18 2011 22:51 GMT
#20
this is too great
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-18 22:59:12
May 18 2011 22:57 GMT
#21
MILKTOSIS LMAO WTF

Cost: GEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haha
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
May 18 2011 22:59 GMT
#22
Oh God WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Cannot unsee
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-18 23:12:49
May 18 2011 23:12 GMT
#23
Rofl. At that Starcraft2Forums.com site:

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So butt hurt. TL stars people well under 500 posts. Just don't be a shit poster and you're fine.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-18 23:24:21
May 18 2011 23:17 GMT
#24
On May 19 2011 06:05 Chef wrote:
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Can I just say that I love that other people think of the blog listing as a ladder?

The idea of it being broken down into leagues still titillates me.
Moderator@SirJolt
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
May 18 2011 23:25 GMT
#25
On May 19 2011 07:49 Pokebunny wrote:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hehehe i find it humorous what you did there!
Ya i still have yet to find a site i can buy these from, LINK ME!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
laLAlA[uC]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada963 Posts
May 18 2011 23:43 GMT
#26
Brilliant! I should add my own (:
I'm an old man now
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
May 18 2011 23:52 GMT
#27
gg.
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Twiggs
Profile Joined January 2011
United States600 Posts
May 18 2011 23:56 GMT
#28
The artosis picture BLINDED me!!! I can not seeeee!!
My life for Auir | FLASH . JD . BISU . HERO . Nony . Incontrol . FIGHTING
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-19 00:09:43
May 18 2011 23:57 GMT
#29
The old school ones from LiquiScoop are awesome too!
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mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
May 19 2011 00:05 GMT
#30
On May 19 2011 08:17 SirJolt wrote:
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Can I just say that I love that other people think of the blog listing as a ladder?

The idea of it being broken down into leagues still titillates me.


Haha, and I thought you were the only one. ^^
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Zeri
Profile Joined March 2010
United States773 Posts
May 19 2011 00:22 GMT
#31
hahaha this is so funny
You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50532 Posts
May 19 2011 00:39 GMT
#32
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
redFF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3910 Posts
May 19 2011 00:51 GMT
#33
Oh god photoshop horror indeed!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
May 19 2011 01:07 GMT
#34
Oh god the artosis one.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
moopie
Profile Joined July 2009
12605 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-19 01:44:16
May 19 2011 01:32 GMT
#35
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I'm going to sleep, let me get some of that carpet.
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
May 19 2011 03:17 GMT
#36
Pretty legendary, but a couple of those last ones were troubling chef. I enjoy the savior ones.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
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