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tdot because he gets banned (dies) over and over and over...
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Idra, because his atitude (which as best could be described as "saucy") but really doesn't mesure up to TL's standards. Or at least the thing on the right looks like a ruler.
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Either one of the liquid players who stole a little peice of a lot of fan's hearts, or one of the more bitter mods who are cold and have hearts that are a fraction of the normal size. Multiple could apply for either
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nazgul, because he is what moved TL to where it is today (ok that was a stretch)
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klogon, because how are you going to make cat-loaf without genetic experaments. Or at least that looks like DNA.
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JWD and his blogs
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fakesteve because he's the crochmaster
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r1ch because he's a wizard
Yep, sticking with this.
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oh, apparently it had a lot more to do with the names themselves.... missed the boat on that one