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A "fortune teller" is saying that today that a massive earthquake will hit Taiwan. It sounds ridiculous, but living in Taiwan right now, I am a little bit creeped out.
Here are some links saying more: http://www.holyblasphemy.net/10-hours-until-the-end-of-the-world-taiwan-earthquake-may-11-2011/blog
Obviously it's a prediction so there's nothing official - so far the Taiwan government has slammed the "prophet" and may be charging him with fraud.
It's 9:34AM, and its supposed to hit around 10:45AM. Will be pretty sick if it actually happens.
   
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Keep us posted, Be ready to reply to this thread if it starts, just in case it knocks out your internetz.
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Better get your surfboard out and ride that 560 foot wave!
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Face palm.
There is one in every bunch. The worst part is if there is an earthquake everyone will focus on how wonderful this guy is for predicting it.
In local news. Shamen predicts a rain shower next week. More at 5.
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Well, if it's a 14 I'll feel it over here in North Carolina. So, if I start feeling tremors, then holy fuck I don't even know.
Actually, I do not. I will wake up from my dream.
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On May 11 2011 10:50 Probulous wrote: Face palm.
There is one in every bunch. The worst part is if there is an earthquake everyone will focus on how wonderful this guy is for predicting it.
In local news. Shamen predicts a rain shower next week. More at 5.
Maybe that's how he predicted it; by palm reading.
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Hey I made a choose your own adventure type thing but with only one choice point!
Poll: The ground is shaking. Magnitude 14.Make love with that girl you've been too shy to ask from. (9) 30% Give up hope and drive at 200 mph like you've always wanted to. (5) 17% Play with yourself. (3) 10% Survival mode gogogo! (3) 10% Turn into a zombie. (2) 7% Experiment with seppuku. (2) 7% Get crushed by books falling. (2) 7% Meh. (2) 7% Experiment with beastiality. (1) 3% None of the above. (1) 3% Get crushed by ceiling. (0) 0% Fall through fissure in ground. (0) 0% 30 total votes Your vote: The ground is shaking. Magnitude 14. (Vote): Turn into a zombie. (Vote): Play with yourself. (Vote): Give up hope and drive at 200 mph like you've always wanted to. (Vote): Experiment with seppuku. (Vote): Make love with that girl you've been too shy to ask from. (Vote): Get crushed by ceiling. (Vote): Fall through fissure in ground. (Vote): Get crushed by books falling. (Vote): Experiment with beastiality. (Vote): Survival mode gogogo! (Vote): Meh. (Vote): None of the above.
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So how long do i have left?
edit: under an hour apparently.
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My last 38 minutes of life spent at work...
Oh well time to tell the boss what I really think about his "feedback"...
BRB...
Edit: Does anyone know where the nearest benefits office is? Seems the boss isn't as open to honest opinion as I thought.
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Woah. Did you guys feel that?
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8 minutes? Prepare yourselves!
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looks like nothing happened here
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Well. I guess that's it for Master Wang's "divinatio
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wow. people actually believe this crap. going to be crazy to see how many people actually start to panic when it comes to 2012
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Man, the people who actually bought this guy's shipping containers must be pissed lol.
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Aww I missed the earthquake party?
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Man... people are so concerned with Uganda's Anti-Gay bill that they totally ignored how close Taiwan got to being wiped out from the face of the earth.
20.3 million people were so close to dieing and the whole world tries to save 500 000.
+ Show Spoiler +I'm joking btw. Maybe it's poor humour I don't know.
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Yeah, looks like (thankfully) nothing has happened. 11:49 AM right now and looking to be in the clear.
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On May 11 2011 12:49 exalted wrote: Yeah, looks like (thankfully) nothing has happened. 11:49 AM right now and looking to be in the clear.
Until the next prophet comes along....
This reminds me of Life of Brian and all the messiahs
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Any update?
Edit: Nvm this is why you don't open a thread and leave it for like 30 minutes.
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I couldn't comprehend the destruction of a magnitude 14 earthquake. Pretty sure most of asias cities would be flattened
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On May 11 2011 15:28 Jayme wrote: I couldn't comprehend the destruction of a magnitude 14 earthquake. Pretty sure most of asias cities the Pacific would be flattened Corrected it for you
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On May 11 2011 15:56 Ryuu314 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 11 2011 15:28 Jayme wrote: I couldn't comprehend the destruction of a magnitude 14 earthquake. Pretty sure most of asias cities the Pacific The world would be flattened Corrected it for you
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I predict that one will happen within the next 5000 years
Looks like I'm as credible as a fortune teller
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Jesus exalted, where have you been?
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im so bored, i was waiting for my ceiling to collapse /sigh back to watching TvT
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Lol, apparently you can find anything in the TL blogs section.
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brb shorting tw insurance stocks!
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Interestingly there was an earthquake in spain yesterday. Killed four people. Maybe our holy prophet got the place and size wrong?
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I saw something about this on the news and facepalmed, and I don't even know it was suppose to be 5/11 this year, why are people so stupid? The stupid news was also speculating about how the typhoon could affect it even though it's barely glancing past Taiwan.
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On May 11 2011 17:06 Empyrean wrote:Jesus exalted, where have you been? 
taiwan?
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On May 11 2011 22:21 fearus wrote: brb shorting tw insurance stocks!
LOL
I wonder if this scare will actually affect the markets :p
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A little bit late, but just saw this in another forum... to those who get it, lol!
![[image loading]](http://1.blog.xuite.net/1/b/8/a/17149096/blog_755782/txt/45273559/5.jpg)
+ Show Spoiler +Basically, the "fortune teller" Wong Sensei's last ditch effort is to ask White Beard from One Piece to create a magnitude 14.0 earthquake, which White Beard says, "Fuckoff".
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