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Yea. I've got huge balls. What about 'em? - Page 2

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Siniyas
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany66 Posts
May 05 2011 19:38 GMT
#21
Oh my God Nostalgia from that NS picture!
Let it rip
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
May 05 2011 20:06 GMT
#22
Well you're definitely awkward like most engineers
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
May 05 2011 20:22 GMT
#23
internet? large genitalia? DOES NOT COMPUTE

I'm only a bronze level player, but I dislike this. It seems very egotistical, with almost nothing related to the ending, the complaint about terran macro. MULES and harass drops seem good enough to me.

On a side note, I noticed that you claim to exploit whatever you can in games. This doesn't exactly help with your reputation. The entire post made me agree with the moderator of that game who banned you, if what you say about abusing exploits/bugs is true. Also, why play videogames if you don't like them? They're generally meant to be fun, but since you find fun in other areas, why not just do what you like? It makes no sense to me why someone would willingly do something they dislike for themselves if it has no benefit to them.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-05 20:58:15
May 05 2011 20:57 GMT
#24
On May 06 2011 03:53 serge wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2011 03:39 Geovu wrote:
Your whole post looks like verbal masturbation rofl.

However I have to disagree with you on your point about ghosts. They pwn everyone 100% of the time no matter how skilled they are, since they are ghosts.

I meant nukes specifically. Ghosts are great units and complement mech well, but nukes just don't do enough building damage to pull their weight. Although nuking a cluster of pylons could win you the game if you're going bio.


quick; ask him if it's true he has no soul next
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
serge
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Russian Federation142 Posts
May 05 2011 21:00 GMT
#25
On May 06 2011 04:30 bITt.mAN wrote:
Ahh, whatever happened to the time when iNcontroL would actually take the time to read the blogs of mere scrubs before posting

Even if Terran Macro mechanics lategame require more button mashing than other races, it still sure beats BW mechanics!

It's not about the mechanics, it's about the army. Terran macro mechanic is the easiest mechanic. You're not losing much by letting your OC gather over 50 energy. Controlling tanks is also pretty easy since you can queue siege commands in advance. The problem is that the 200 supply terran army is underwhelming compared to 200 zerg or 200 protoss. The only thing making it viable is PF tank.


On May 06 2011 04:23 iNcontroL wrote:
oh shit you said NOT

FUCK I misread it. Well.. on to my next stereotype: MIRACLE ON ICEEEEEEEEE

I would singlehandedly ruin any US hockey team except maybe the bruins. I like the bruins. I'm a fan of Miroslav Satan.
I am Malkovich.
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
May 05 2011 21:02 GMT
#26
On May 06 2011 02:45 serge wrote:
actually being the terran who goes head to head with the war machine of the other two races at 200 fucking supply, relying on sheer testicular size to disassemble an army that was designed by dbro himself to counter your fucking unit selection that's been nerfed to shit since day1 beta.


terran was the weak race at the start of beta and got buffed...
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
May 05 2011 21:10 GMT
#27
Is this guy a power kid????????
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
serge
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Russian Federation142 Posts
May 05 2011 21:22 GMT
#28
On May 06 2011 06:02 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2011 02:45 serge wrote:
actually being the terran who goes head to head with the war machine of the other two races at 200 fucking supply, relying on sheer testicular size to disassemble an army that was designed by dbro himself to counter your fucking unit selection that's been nerfed to shit since day1 beta.


terran was the weak race at the start of beta and got buffed...

I was talking about siege tanks specifically. Yea, bio was buffed in general. But with the exception of the patch that fixed siege tank shots landing slightly off-center and the thor splash change, it went from 60 damage to 50 damage to 35+15damage.
I am Malkovich.
serge
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Russian Federation142 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-05 21:26:52
May 05 2011 21:26 GMT
#29
I like this user:
On May 06 2011 06:10 Zim23 wrote:
Is this guy a power kid????????

Let's be friends.
I am Malkovich.
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
May 05 2011 21:48 GMT
#30
Soooooo...... was there something about joining TL and making a blog on the last Day[9]?? I've see some interesting blog posts today all beginning with: "Hi TL! My name is ..."
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
May 05 2011 21:53 GMT
#31
Hello serge i'm a Massachusetts Protoss!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 05 2011 22:12 GMT
#32
On May 06 2011 06:26 serge wrote:
I like this user:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2011 06:10 Zim23 wrote:
Is this guy a power kid????????

Let's be friends.


Lol I will be your friend. I really do think you are funny.

The internet today ;( some people can't read the jokes in things.
Nak Allstar.
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
May 06 2011 11:16 GMT
#33
On May 06 2011 04:12 serge wrote:
@all posters posting about how this is a testosterone powered ego masturbation blog:
What gave it away? The title that says "I've got huge balls?"

Come on.


tbh i find there is a slight undertone of self-distance in this blog and i think its a nice and ambitious write up with a comic touch to it. Getting offended by something like this says more about you than OP.
The artist formerly known as Starparty
PhallicAgressor
Profile Joined March 2010
52 Posts
May 07 2011 18:46 GMT
#34
Fact: No one cares about your extensive Russian heritage, or your dire obsession with yourself and/or sc2.
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
May 07 2011 19:25 GMT
#35
http://sc2ranks.com/us/831791/HelenKiller

Must be tough getting back into the game after so long. GL with your mech man.

TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
May 07 2011 20:08 GMT
#36
thought this was a cool thread

turned into intricately disguised balance whine thread

not impressed
TylerThaCreator
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States906 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-07 20:20:47
May 07 2011 20:20 GMT
#37
edit: nevermind
aka SethN
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
May 07 2011 23:00 GMT
#38
Wow balance whine and bragging in one blog post!

Was a pretty good read though. I suggest you stop playing SC2 completely.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Jerokar
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Denmark83 Posts
May 08 2011 01:01 GMT
#39
This has got to be a joke...

If it isnt, i dont think you will survive for long on these forrums, bro!

"More gg, More skill." -WhiteRa
Helios.Star
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States548 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-08 02:17:57
May 08 2011 02:13 GMT
#40
"Hey TL, read how awesome I think I am while playing the weakest race, Terran!" Theres youre opening line right there.

On May 06 2011 02:45 serge wrote:


The first diamond division created. I proceeded to roll bads, including some of the big names like kawaiirice (I seriously think that I am the reason why he switched from Z to T) and gretorp.



Wow, I knew you said you had big balls but I didnt know your dick was big enough for you to suck it and write this blog at the same time. Gotta be trollin.
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