EPTI mean Lost was played on ABC. Remember sawyer?
I'm sorry... bitches. - Page 4
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adeezy
United States1428 Posts
I mean Lost was played on ABC. Remember sawyer? | ||
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Mirhi
United States389 Posts
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khOOM
United States87 Posts
More like djCHAFF. + Show Spoiler + I take that back. I am sorry. | ||
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
On April 17 2011 10:24 iNcontroL wrote: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! HE IS BEING SARCASTIC?? WHERE IS THE PROFESSIONALISM? IS THIS THE FACE OF ESPORTS? hahahahahah oh incontrol <3 | ||
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Roe
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
I am deeply appalled that this letter didn't take every ounce of effort, sweat, tears and sacrifice to write as it did for me to try, excuse me, attempt to sweep away the vulgarities that have shrieked into my ears. stained my soul and etched forever into my mind; haunting me and persisting with recurrences of that event. How could you do such a thing? How could say such words with such willingness and freedom without a care in the world that some of us do indeed have sand, yet live far inland. How could you restrain your articulation, vocabulary and descriptive skills to utter words that not only insult me, an inflexible, instigating and, I'll have you know, pretentious, but shatter the very walls and living spaces that I confide my vulnerable enjoyment in these matches and in your lively and once glorious commentary. When you spewed that word in an array to be callous, coy and downright shrewd, I felt my shoulder nicked, my fists clench and my teeth grind in anger and frustration at how you could address me; a loyal fan and overly-sensitive listener as a "bitch". Upon further investigation of the meaning of the word, I intentionally considered your selection of vulgarity to be of a literal nature and thus brought it upon myself to make it not only personal, but to assume you were degrading to a female species that I normally care for and not the vice-versa. Despite the irony of me throwing a tantrum about this controversial and widely frowned upon issue that questions my stereotyped masculinity, I felt you insult me as a male, as a secreting testosterone being and my future wife(/ves). No apology could erase nor scribble out the words you released today. No amount of overly-drawn out satirical and exaggerating (not too mention, comedic) piece of writing could really determine the amount of my heart that has melted and deteriorated, a place and figurative organ I reserved for you and those that enable you (Team Liquid, Day [9], ____ [following reader that supports DJWheat's stance]). You may not be bothered or swayed to change your ways from losing one listener, myself, but I hope this piece truly erects repressed sensitivity issues from those who understand and know my pain. Yours truly and truly sincerely, Your "Bitch" | ||
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iNcontroL
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
I'm sorry, man. You shouldn't have to apologize for something like that. Not in the way you did. I understand it was unprofessional, but you're still a phenomenal caster. You're a great addition to the community, and I doubt you hurt nearly as many people as you think you did. Your fans still stand strong for your cause. No sweat.  EDIT: wow I'm an idiot. | ||
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iSometric
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On April 17 2011 11:39 DivinO wrote: Wheat. Seriously. Fuck that. I'm sorry, man. You shouldn't have to apologize for something like that. Not in the way you did. I understand it was unprofessional, but you're still a phenomenal caster. You're a great addition to the community, and I doubt you hurt nearly as many people as you think you did. Your fans still stand strong for your cause. No sweat. EDIT: wow I'm an idiot. good lord dude | ||
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Crais
Canada2136 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
On April 17 2011 11:35 iNcontroL wrote: FIRE WHEAT REPLACE WIT DAY9 OR ARTOSISS Replace him with that nice young Mormon man. He'd never do anything so awful. | ||
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Logginurkeyz
United States375 Posts
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Duka08
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On April 17 2011 09:33 Crazyeyes wrote: Writing all of that must have been a bitch. Dammit I was going to say that, after reading the whole thing. <3 me some wheat nazgul is poking me | ||
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Liquid`Nazgul
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On April 17 2011 11:39 DivinO wrote: Wheat. Seriously. Fuck that. I'm sorry, man. You shouldn't have to apologize for something like that. Not in the way you did. I understand it was unprofessional, but you're still a phenomenal caster. You're a great addition to the community, and I doubt you hurt nearly as many people as you think you did. Your fans still stand strong for your cause. No sweat. EDIT: wow I'm an idiot. at least one person is wheats bitch today | ||
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jarrydesque
584 Posts
Secondly: On April 17 2011 11:39 DivinO wrote: Wheat. Seriously. Fuck that. I'm sorry, man. You shouldn't have to apologize for something like that. Not in the way you did. I understand it was unprofessional, but you're still a phenomenal caster. You're a great addition to the community, and I doubt you hurt nearly as many people as you think you did. Your fans still stand strong for your cause. No sweat. EDIT: wow I'm an idiot. This made me lol harder than the OP. I thought I was going to die. Thirdly, I'll be Wheats bitch any day. <3 <3 <3 /edit - forgot to add hearts. | ||
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Bashrai
Canada119 Posts
Than I understood Finally I said : Good cast today bitches.  | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
On April 17 2011 09:37 Zapdos_Smithh wrote: Rofl good one! One thing I literally cannot STAND are those "starcraft dads" who are saying "excuse me sir, but can you please not swear or use profane words as my 7 year old is watching this with me and I don't want to expose him to anything vulgar...shame on you commentator..." ... STARCRAFT 2 IS RATING TEEN, HELLLLOOOO! Your kid shouldn't even be watching anyway! Can't you see all the blood on the screen? Isn't the concept of war obvious enough to you? Watch starcraft on your own time, or at least when they are not looking!! AGH so annoying! Swear all you want DJWheat! This is hilarious because of mini wheat. | ||
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MiniRoman
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