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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 10 2011 17:34 GMT
#1
I get on and this is waiting in my inbox
Hello dear,
How are you today,i hope you are fine,I am lilian,single girl ,I saw your profile on(www.teamliquid.net),and became interested in you,please contact me on my email (misslillianmulbah@yahoo.in) I have something important to tell you Hope to hear from you soon Cheers
lilian

*blush*

ive been with my current gf for 4 months now, but i feel a connection with lillian. im too nervous to make the first move, i dont know what to do, can we talk about it so i feel like im doing something?

*****
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
April 10 2011 17:36 GMT
#2
Ask if your gf is into threesomes.
Fav Gamers: 2)Stork 5)Bisu
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
April 10 2011 17:36 GMT
#3
She seems a bit forward
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 10 2011 17:36 GMT
#4
[image loading]

mrs. lillian mulbah
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Marradron
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands1586 Posts
April 10 2011 17:37 GMT
#5
you have a girlfriend, just ignore it
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 10 2011 17:38 GMT
#6
[image loading]
what a cutie pie
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
April 10 2011 17:39 GMT
#7
You got this man, she obviously wants you or she wouldnt send you a message like this, dont be nervous as you cant fail. CONFIDENCE!

Ps: 5 stars
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
April 10 2011 17:40 GMT
#8
She even put teamliquid in brackets, how can you NOT want to dump your gf for that?
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
April 10 2011 17:42 GMT
#9
don't be fooled. tl.net bot is playing a trick on you.
This is my truth, tell me yours!
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
April 10 2011 17:42 GMT
#10
is this a secret TL service? where can i sign up? if babes like lilian mulbah are right around the corner i don't think i can resist
RIP Aaliyah
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 10 2011 17:44 GMT
#11
On April 11 2011 02:37 Marradron wrote:
you have a girlfriend, just ignore it

THE LADDER OF SUCCESS IS NEVER CROWDED AT THE TOP
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Fulgrim
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States560 Posts
April 10 2011 17:47 GMT
#12
Dont pass on this opportunity of a lifetime.
One does not simply walk into mordor
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
April 10 2011 17:55 GMT
#13
Be strong. Sounds like temptation is now your best friend and worst enemy.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Marradron
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands1586 Posts
April 10 2011 17:57 GMT
#14
So instead of ignoring it like a dedicated boyfriend you choose to stalk this girl at all social websites to try find more about her.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
April 10 2011 18:05 GMT
#15
--- Nuked ---
xVoiid
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada199 Posts
April 10 2011 18:26 GMT
#16
The sarcasm in this thread is hilarious.
Or at least, I hope it's sarcasm...
It ain't over 'till it's over.
Reason.SC2
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1047 Posts
April 10 2011 18:27 GMT
#17
On April 11 2011 03:26 xVoiid wrote:
The sarcasm in this thread is hilarious.
Or at least, I hope it's sarcasm...


Yeah I am confused as hell trying to figure out what sort of meme or inside joke I'm missing out on haha
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
April 10 2011 18:38 GMT
#18
i wonder what here homebased"business" is
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
April 10 2011 18:40 GMT
#19
do you want to see how far the rabbit hole goes?
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
April 10 2011 18:50 GMT
#20
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.
Translator:3
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
April 10 2011 19:13 GMT
#21
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

Or honesttea, I've heard he has had great success with finding girls through TL.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
April 10 2011 19:17 GMT
#22
How could you even consider NOT contacting her? Did you not read her message to you in its entirety? She has something important to tell you!!!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
April 10 2011 19:18 GMT
#23
On April 11 2011 04:13 KlaCkoN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

Or honesttea, I've heard he has had great success with finding girls through TL.


i felt so bad when tlnetbot rejected him T___T
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19053 Posts
April 10 2011 19:26 GMT
#24
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

This confuses me....
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
April 10 2011 20:00 GMT
#25
On April 11 2011 04:26 tofucake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

This confuses me....

http://www.google.com/search?q=misslillianmulbah

Hello dear,
How are you today,i hope you are fine,I am lilian,single girl ,I saw your profile on(www.teamliquid.net),and became interested in you,please contact me on my email (misslillianmulbah@yahoo.in) I have something important to tell you Hope to hear from you soon Cheers
lilian
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ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 20:41:32
April 10 2011 20:25 GMT
#26
Hello dear,
How are you today,i hope you are fine,I am lilian,single girl ,I saw your profile on(www.teamliquid.net),and became interested in you,please contact me on my email (misslillianmulbah@yahoo.in) I have something important to tell you Hope to hear from you soon Cheers
lilian


How odd .

Quite the weird thing to log into.

/I'm not a racist I just don't find black chicks attractive, unless there a bomb shell.
To old for me anyways.
Friends is good enough.

Everyone wants a piece of the Chefy

We're we the only 2 messaged? I'm sure there we're many more...
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Arkansassy
Profile Joined October 2010
358 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 20:59:54
April 10 2011 20:58 GMT
#27
Is it at all possible that your gf is setting you up? It's been known to happen, you know.
ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
April 10 2011 22:05 GMT
#28
On April 11 2011 05:58 Arkansassy wrote:
Is it at all possible that your gf is setting you up? It's been known to happen, you know.


Why would his gf message me ?
Its just a person sending out random pms.
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Arkansassy
Profile Joined October 2010
358 Posts
April 11 2011 00:33 GMT
#29
On April 11 2011 07:05 ChefStarCraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 05:58 Arkansassy wrote:
Is it at all possible that your gf is setting you up? It's been known to happen, you know.


Why would his gf message me ?
Its just a person sending out random pms.


lol...no, Chef, I was addressing OP. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
April 11 2011 00:40 GMT
#30
On April 11 2011 04:26 tofucake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

This confuses me....

Read 419's blogs.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
April 11 2011 01:46 GMT
#31
I hate to break it to you OP. But I got the exact same message. I may challenge you to a duel for her affection.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 11 2011 05:06 GMT
#32
On April 11 2011 10:46 AirbladeOrange wrote:
I hate to break it to you OP. But I got the exact same message. I may challenge you to a duel for her affection.

I will suggest a variety of formats you can choose from.

1. Pancake Stack Off
The party able to create the tallest stack of pancakes wins. Flapjacktastic!

2. Staring Contest
Over skype.

3. Lord of the Rings Marathon
All parties sit on a comfortable couch; they must watch all three Lord of the Rings movies continuously without any breaks (exception: 1 bathroom break). Falling asleep results in immediate disqualification. Whoever lasts the longest stands victorious.
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[image loading]

4. Animal Cracker Eating Contest
Over skype.

5. Five Dollar Death Match
Here’s how it works:

Each party is blind folded and given an Abraham Lincoln. They are then transported to the local dollar store. The blindfolds are taken off, and contestants are given thirty minutes to purchase five items of their choosing. An independent judge then declares which party made the more glorious purchasing decisions. This would be a duel of blogging ability, photo-manship and creativity.

6. Turtle Race
We find a TL'er with streaming capabilities, two turtles, and a turtle raceway. We're each assigned a turtle and the first to cross the finish line is the victor.

ideas from here

Your move, AirBladeOrange. The beloved damsel awaits.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
April 11 2011 05:26 GMT
#33
I choose turtle race. And I want hype. Lots of hype. Prepare. Period.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
April 11 2011 05:28 GMT
#34
We may also need to challenge ChefStarCraft if his claim is valid.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 11 2011 05:44 GMT
#35
One minute, she is going to be flirting you in some hilariously broken English.

The next, she'll be asking for your bank account so that she can transfer funds from her cousin who just happens to be a Nigerian prince.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
April 11 2011 06:29 GMT
#36
On April 11 2011 14:28 AirbladeOrange wrote:
We may also need to challenge ChefStarCraft if his claim is valid.

That it is : )

I prefer shot for shot
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
April 11 2011 06:40 GMT
#37
nice profile you got thar.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
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