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Conversion
Profile Joined April 2010
United States3308 Posts
April 10 2011 05:20 GMT
#21
I think I'm just doing something simple for this girl. Go out to eat and sneak a teddy bear in her bag with a card asking her to prom. Go somewhere else for dessert, pretend I don't have money and ask her to check if she has enough money for both of us. She sees teddy bear, I pull out a rose, and bam?

Donno how it'll work out. @__@. hehe.
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
April 10 2011 05:21 GMT
#22
The first time i read the thread title i read it as "Idra asks girl to prom"

the second time, I read it as "Ideas to ask girls to Porn"


On topic what most people have suggested are pretty decent ideas.
gg wp
Drizzt3
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States189 Posts
April 10 2011 05:25 GMT
#23
rofl@ulfsark
"Before my time is done I will look down at your corpse and smile."-Brad Pitt (Achilles)
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
April 10 2011 05:27 GMT
#24
For the desktop idea you could make herw wallpaper cycle at 1 minute/word increments as to increase confusion.
Jaedong :3
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
April 10 2011 05:33 GMT
#25
On April 10 2011 13:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Girls like manly men; guys which don't beat around the bush.

Just ask her out as if her answer wasn't a sign from God.

Of course, if the girl you're inviting to prom is your girlfriend, then plan something cute.


I agree, BEAT THAT BUSH!
How's the weather down there?
Kujawa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States137 Posts
April 10 2011 06:00 GMT
#26
hmmmm shes drinking something right. hopefully alcohol because then its easier but if its something like sobe life water or even better Snapple write "Prom?" inside the cap and ask her what the underside of the cap says. u prolly want to do this when she isnt looking or it wont work. She sees "Prom?" written on the cap and says "oh! i didnt know you were so swave and handsome! This totaly makes up for the time u decided to post on TL instead of go to the notebook with me." btw gj not going to the notebook.
get the fuck out ball- hot_bid
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
April 10 2011 06:04 GMT
#27
1. Say "Hi" when she's not busy.
2. Ask her if she's going to the prom with anyone.
3. If not, ask her if she would like to go to the prom with you.
4. Bring condoms and have fun!
Brood War loyalist
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
April 10 2011 06:05 GMT
#28
On April 10 2011 15:00 Kujawa wrote:
hmmmm shes drinking something right. hopefully alcohol because then its easier but if its something like sobe life water or even better Snapple write "Prom?" inside the cap and ask her what the underside of the cap says. u prolly want to do this when she isnt looking or it wont work. She sees "Prom?" written on the cap and says "oh! i didnt know you were so swave and handsome! This totaly makes up for the time u decided to post on TL instead of go to the notebook with me." btw gj not going to the notebook.


LOL
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 10 2011 06:58 GMT
#29
I am an expert with women!

Ask her if she wants to go around town throwing feces into houses with open windows. She will probably say no, so then ask her if she wants to go to the prom. By contrast, going to the prom would seem a lot better when juxtaposing it with feces flinging, so she will agree. If she actually agrees to the former option, then you would have a much better time than going to a stupid prom.
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 07:17:09
April 10 2011 07:09 GMT
#30
Where is baller we need him in this thread.
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esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
April 10 2011 07:31 GMT
#31
when i was a freshman in college i tutored high school seniors in english during their 0 period. got to know a lot of the students well and was really well liked among them. there were two girls in particular- the nerdy type, not especially good looking, not particularly well versed in social skills, who i loved to talk with and just shoot the shit.

the topic of prom came up and they were extremely bashful about it- neither of them had dates. and you know how girls can be, they can be really down on themselves if they perceive guys dont find them attractive. so in jest i told them hey, you girls are amazing, why not ask a guy to prom, and just screw tradition?

so i guess you can tell how the story goes, they both sort of simultaneously asked me to be their date. so i went with them, and we had an absolute blast. there was nothing sexual (isnt it weird that prom has all this sexual shit attached to it? blame hollywood) it was just good clean fun. they got to feel like little princesses with prince charming on their arm, and it was a cool experience for me because i missed my own prom and got to facilitate two lovely young girls breaking out of their shells.

so yea, i think a good idea is to ask someone who you think itll be the most fun and easy to go with. screw the whole notion of sex and whatever expectations you might have about it. girls that age are really self conscious and would be ecstatic just for a cool guy to ask them. no pressure man, just do what is the lightest. and if nothing shows up, then that's that. nothing to lose man.
adeezy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1428 Posts
April 10 2011 07:47 GMT
#32
You know, I asked my prom date in a cute way. In the end I don't realize why I did, I don't know why people ask in cheesy corny ways in general. In the end just ask them in person, you'll realize it was the way. I wish I did that way.
I asked my friend how the ratio at a party was, he replied. "Let's just say for every guy there was two dudes."
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 10 2011 11:21 GMT
#33
Lol I read porno at first.

ASK! With confidence!
Nak Allstar.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
April 10 2011 15:49 GMT
#34
Give her a dick in a box, and when she opens it -> have a paper there which sais " PROM?" and under it a threath.. you know what I mean!
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
April 10 2011 16:09 GMT
#35
Some cheesy ones I've heard:

Get a toy truck from the store, some cinnamon rolls or something like that, some balloons. Put the rolls in the truck, and write, "I wanna haul your buns to prom!" or something along those lines, with the balloons attached. Put it in one of her classes, or take it to her house.

I got asked like this one time. She door-bell ditched me and left a white shirt with a ton of names on it. All the ink but her name was permanent, and there was a note that said to put it in the washer for ten minutes and I'd find who'd asked me. It was humorous because a lot of the names were guys, scary girls, or made me really anxious to see who had actually asked me. (It was a Sadie Hawkins)

There's always the "fish in the sea." Super cheesy. Talk to her mom, find out when she's not home, and buy some goldfish. Fill up her tub, and throw the fish in. Write somewhere, "Out of all the fish in the sea, will you go to prom with me?" Cheese to the max.

Where I live, if you don't ask like this, the girl will be extremely disappointed. I hate it, but it's just the way it is. They'll answer you with something like that as well. The key is, be cute. Be cheesy. Make her smile. Use puns. They're great.

Good luck!

"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
April 10 2011 17:33 GMT
#36
Burn "PROM?" in her lawn. Then start jigging to Rebecca Black's Friday in the center of the "O".
Extra points if you are in a unitard.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
April 10 2011 18:26 GMT
#37
"Hey, wanna cum to prom with me?"
Follow the three C's, clear concise and correct. The above statement achieves all of those.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 18:56:39
April 10 2011 18:56 GMT
#38
If it's a girl you're dating (which i get the impression it is) don't do what I did - straight up be like, "Yo, let's go to prom together" b/c you really should put some effort into asking when you're dating the girl. Take her to dinner, movie or something - make it more memorable than a random invitation while playing xbox (b/c u might get in trouble.. /lol )
Try hard or don't try at all.
SpavaM
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Croatia175 Posts
April 11 2011 00:46 GMT
#39
On April 10 2011 14:21 Ulfsark wrote:
The first time i read the thread title i read it as "Idra asks girl to prom"

the second time, I read it as "Ideas to ask girls to Porn"


On topic what most people have suggested are pretty decent ideas.


God this made me lol so hard.... SERIOUSLY I almost died

I would go with a inside joke > buildup
aka imagiNe... "What if Nydus worms could make my coffee, play 2v2 and close threads for me? That would be grand." - riptide
BrosephHoN
Profile Joined April 2011
United States10 Posts
April 11 2011 00:49 GMT
#40
Believe me, it will feel way worse for you to take a shot and get denied than to know that you never tried.

Don't ask her, just bring your mom.
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