I wrote up a sarcastic April fools day blog about my parents, but it was too facetious and now it is too late. And tonight there was something rageworthy, so time to rage before I shoot something.
Let me start my day. I wake up, go to school. Mom makes various snide comments, nothing much happens. I go to calculus, get somewhat confused by the lecture, but get help from the teacher in the 20 minutes after the lecture. We then go to a DUI presentation which basically sent the message “It’s OK to drink, but not OK to drink and drive” Call me conservative, but I haven’t had any alcoholic beverage or smoked or anything, and am against it. (well, I suppose until I try it lol)
But near the end of the presentation the girl next to me fainted/seizured (she’s pretty skinny, might be bulimic, but I’m not entirely sure.) so I caught her, and then they had to evac the building to get her out. Also could just be epileptic)In period after this (long passing period sort of thing) I sort out a budget for Academic Decathlon. I head over to my next period where we list material possessions that we have on our persons or in our backpacks. I go and interview for MUN president. I go into history, where I realize that the teacher was going to give us the same DBQ that he’d already shown us how to outline on. Most of the class had no idea what it was on at the time, but it was clearly new deal. So instead of taking advantage of it by acing the DBQ, I told him, and he thanked me for telling him. I get invited to a huge open house party during break, but I’ll be in LA, and I’ve never been to a party with drinking/genuine partying, so I was reticent to go anyways. I politely declined, saying I would be gone. Girl basically told me if she holds any more she’ll invite me. , but meh. I got home, and tried to load the MLG stream, but failed because it wasn’t working at all Anyways, so I play one round of TF2 (heck, it’s first Friday of spring break). All throughout this my mom is saying “YOU NEED TO MOW THE LAWN” I said OK, I’ll mow it after dinner. (We have dinner at like 5:15/17:15 ( super early :/)) She won’t believe me yadda yadda yadda.
After dinner my mom and dad were going to some college planner >.> . So she says do the dishes and mow the lawn to me and my brother. I never do dishes normally, not because I refuse to or am unwilling, but because my mom doesn’t think I wash them well enough. And then she yells at me for them being inadequate, no matter how hard I try >.> So my brother said he’d just do the dishes, cause I needed to mow the lawn which was nice. So of course I go out to the shed and the lawnmower is behind a wheelbarrow and like 6 bikes. So I haul all the bikes out, and the wheelbarrow out, mow front and back lawn, go inside, and try to launch the MLG stream again. I fail again, so I text a friend blah blah blah….
Parents get back, are like “have you considered…. (insert bad colleges here) as colleges. And then flat up tell me. “You are not responsible enough to go to a UC, they don’t hold your hand.” I say no, I can deal with responsibility, which they deny, citing for one that I can’t drive. WHICH IS FUCKING BECAUSE MY MOM WON”T LET ME BECAUSE I DIDN”T TELL HER MY MATH TEST SCORE RIGHT WHEN I GOT IT BACK. (Teacher said that we’d do makeups, she needed to curve the test, and that she wouldn’t post test grades. I was doing corrections, and my mom saw it and got mad. Heck, I didn’t even need to pick the test up…) So that settles and my mom yells at me that I need to get all the information together for the trip to southern California. So I do…. And then my mom says I got all the wrong information yadda yadda yadda. (this happens twice)
So finally I just say that I don’t understand what she wants, and that if she wants to get that information, just fucking do it. If it’s so darn easy and short, why won’t you do it? But finally she explains, I get the information, play a couple ladder games. (roll a couple people, and then lose long games to tosses with mass colossi/templar :/) [more on this later] She gets back and yells at me for not edging the lawn adequately, and for not returning the lawnmower in the correct location.
So it’s like 10:00 and my mom is doing laundry. I have headphones on. Evidently somewhere in here she says that I should check my room for laundry. But I missed it, so she does laundry with not all of my clothes in it. So she freaks out, yells at me for being incompetent / stupid (I still fail to see why her not being able to wash all of my clothes is a big deal, considering I have a ton of white tshirts/jeans/athletic shorts(which is basically all I wear lol) Then she says “I’M PUTTING ALL THIS EFFORT IN FOR YOUR TRIP BLAH BLAH” I say OK, I understand that it’s for me.
But to be honest you’ve pretty much controlled everything that is going on: it’s more like your trip at this point (to which she blew up and threatened not to go, aka stupid move on my part) And then she yelled that I would have to do my laundry, which elicited a “OK” response from me. She got infuriated: I guess she expected me to be grieving over that or something?
So she finally corners me in my room, and just yells at me, and says that if I ever grow to have a conscience then I will feel so bad for what I am doing right now. I don’t care for anyone but myself, and am clearly irresponsible. It continues as I am told that I won’t’ develop any sort of conscience, and that’s really really sad. She then says, you know who else has no conscience? TERRORISTS. YOU ARE LIKE A TERRORIST. (of course at this point she looks like a madwoman with her hair frayed all over the place leaning over me.) And then she went into her room. And turned off the internet. So this will be posted tomorrow.
Prom: So I’m a generally socially awkward person to be honest. (I’m very eloquent, and very awkward >.>) So I said screw it, I’m going to prom. Now it’s about a month ago, and I certainly don’t have a girlfriend, but everyone is going with someone, so I feel obligated to ask someone. >.> My mom obviously wants me to go to prom. I don’t understand what her reasoning is, but she’s hounding me about who I’m asking blah blah blah. So here are my problems.
MOM ALERT (stopping to write. I think she’s having icecream lolol)_
And I’ve returned.
First problem: What the hell does one wear to prom? I don’t really want to rent a tux: is suit acceptable? I’m quite confused.
Second problem: I could ask a friend of mine, but it’s super awkward because she 1) could get asked as a not friend by a super shy guy (who might be procrastinating) and 2)I asked her to homecoming like 2 years ago and she said no, but I dind’t know her that well at all at the time, and it was on the advice of a mutual friend >.>
Third problem: What the hell is with all this party stuff around the date, it all confuses me.
Fourth problem: If I can’t find anybody good to ask as a friend, is it acceptable to go alone? Lol.
SC2 rage. GAAAH they get a critical mass of templar, and I throw maxed army after maxed army at it and I still die. Again and again. Even after emping most fo them. They just accumulate energy, and then he has like 15 storms, and then I continually am screwed
GAAAH I get 5 bases to 3, and he just stomps me with a 200/200 fight. I lose my ground army instantly to like 8 colossi, and even though I clean them up I’m left with like 80 supply of scvs and 40 army, vs like 100 army supply. GA:FL JWOPitj . (I think I’ll attach replays in the morning)