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TL should Download more RAM

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bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-01 19:08:19
April 01 2011 19:07 GMT
#1
I am dissapoint with you TeamLiquid.

Firstly, in the past 3 days, when I logged on I had to wait an average of 26.4 seconds (standard deviation of 12.352s if you're interested) to access the main page after I logged on. This just isin't good enough. Is Hot_B1CH not doing their job properly, is it because the ponies went home, or maybe too many derps?

Second, I was quite let down this week when I watched TSL3. No, contrary to what you may believe I found the tournament to be quite good, but the service was worse than a one-armed blind giraffe. On roller-skates. What I'm saying is thanks to your 'popularity' and the really high-quality tournament you're putting on, as well as the awesome community you've managed to foster, you've put on so much smexy blubber that at the end of NaDa vs TLO's games there were so many people online that I was incapable of spamming every and any thread I could find with unadulterated + Show Spoiler [TSL3 Results, or maybe not, just click…] +
NADAAAA
fanboysim. Apparently the server was having trouble handling the traffic, I mean, WTF :/
SERIOUSLY TEAMLIQUID, DOWNLOAD MORE RAM OR SOMETHING!

Thirdly, if I said what I really wanted to say I'd get " cool story bro" 'd, so instead I'll write it in TI-83/84 Basic and you'll have to plug it, verbatem, into your calculator to find out what my final complaint is:

: ClrHome
: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"->Str1
: While 1
: getkey->K
: If K
: Then
: randInt(1,27)->A
: Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),sub(Str1,A,1) )
: End



Thank you and have a nice day, knowing that I should go to sleep as soon as possible, in order to be able to wake up in exactly 9 hours to watch SWL PLAYOFFS!!! OMG SKT1 !

:}

*****
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-01 19:16:49
April 01 2011 19:10 GMT
#2
man that is one pretty messy complaint

edit
+ Show Spoiler +
It prints a random letter at a random location on screen every time a key is pressed
+ Show Spoiler +
i spent all my middle school years coding in TI-84 BASIC, so i didn't even input it into my calculator ,_,
Translator:3
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-01 19:16:01
April 01 2011 19:14 GMT
#3
trying to guess what the code does lol... time to find an compiler/emulator

edit: nvm thanks to poster above
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
April 01 2011 19:15 GMT
#4
^

+ Show Spoiler [SECRET] +
It was origionally a Troll a programming buddy gave me "oh yeah, keep on pressing enter to reveal the secret code" and I did....

What did you read it or have to input it?
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
April 01 2011 19:19 GMT
#5
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

here you go TL admins
hop to it
i think a high five is in order
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
garbanzo
Profile Joined October 2009
United States4046 Posts
April 01 2011 19:24 GMT
#6
On April 02 2011 04:19 Binky1842 wrote:
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

here you go TL admins
hop to it
i think a high five is in order

Sweet! I just download 4GB (2x2GB). It was pretty fast too. Man, now my computer can be super speedy.

Thanks for the link!
Even during difficult times, when I sat down to play the game, there were times where it felt like god has descended down and played [for me].
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-01 19:28:53
April 01 2011 19:27 GMT
#7
The sad thing is that 99% of TL won't get the joke.

Edit - oh man, that thread wasn't even from veg. I assumed it was a veg thread lol.
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
April 01 2011 19:27 GMT
#8
That site is legit. I think R1CH should download a few hundred gigs of RAM and ensure that TL is always running very smoothly.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
April 01 2011 20:07 GMT
#9
yeah, #$#@ing teamliquid, needs more fast!!!1
+ Show Spoiler +
still april 1st in the US...
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-01 20:31:17
April 01 2011 20:30 GMT
#10
what the heck. that site looks to good to be true.

edit: lol I have one more post than the guy above me. WIIIIIIN
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
April 01 2011 20:37 GMT
#11
Hahaha, what is this blog I don't even, it's not April Fools anymore.

On April 02 2011 04:24 garbanzo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 04:19 Binky1842 wrote:
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

here you go TL admins
hop to it
i think a high five is in order

Sweet! I just download 4GB (2x2GB). It was pretty fast too. Man, now my computer can be super speedy.

Thanks for the link!


Only 4gbs, gotta think bigger man. Also, this instantly reminded me of Veg... ROFL
Tschis
Profile Joined November 2010
Brazil1511 Posts
April 01 2011 20:38 GMT
#12
I couldn't tell if the OP was kidding or not before reading the comments =P

//tx
"A coward is not someone that runs from a battle knowing he will lose. A coward is someone who challenges a weak knowing he will win."
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
April 01 2011 21:01 GMT
#13
On April 02 2011 04:27 triangle wrote:
The sad thing is that 99% of TL won't get the joke.

Edit - oh man, that thread wasn't even from veg. I assumed it was a veg thread lol.


Yea I don't get it. I want to, and I see the sarcasm, but I don't understand this download RAM stuff.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 01 2011 21:02 GMT
#14
OP, you seriously need to skate.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
April 01 2011 21:09 GMT
#15
On April 02 2011 06:02 Chef wrote:
OP, you seriously need to skate.


OH HELL NO. *Jumps into car and speeds off*
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
April 01 2011 21:19 GMT
#16
On April 02 2011 06:09 57 Corvette wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 06:02 Chef wrote:
OP, you seriously need to skate.


OH HELL NO. *Jumps into car and speeds off*

Just relax it.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
April 01 2011 21:30 GMT
#17
On April 02 2011 06:19 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 06:09 57 Corvette wrote:
On April 02 2011 06:02 Chef wrote:
OP, you seriously need to skate.


OH HELL NO. *Jumps into car and speeds off*

Just relax it.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108085

I remember reading about it in the ban list, but who was it that started the thing?
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
April 01 2011 21:36 GMT
#18
On April 02 2011 06:30 57 Corvette wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 06:19 Aeres wrote:
On April 02 2011 06:09 57 Corvette wrote:
On April 02 2011 06:02 Chef wrote:
OP, you seriously need to skate.


OH HELL NO. *Jumps into car and speeds off*

Just relax it.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108085

I remember reading about it in the ban list, but who was it that started the thing?

Are you talking about "u gotta skate", or "just relax it"? Both are TL memes.

Skating: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX

Check his posting history.

Relaxing: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46991

Read the thread.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
April 01 2011 22:14 GMT
#19
it's "u gotta sk8" iirc

I like how they included the link to the stream on the error page though.
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