EPTMy morning starts with a recreational fitness class where we play organized games of baseball basketball football heck even badminton from time to time. We have a pretty large class size of about 70 guys but it works out because we get the gym to ourselfs most days, and the days we dont we share with the girlies which is fun because quite frankly they are all whores and for some reason I cant explain talking to them like your hotshit infront of your friends makes you a complete baller.
Any how in our school all the freshmen take 1 semester of health in a class room, and 1 semester of P.E. Now we have twice as many kids in our gym but its frikken massive so everything should work out right?
hell no.
Our instructor is the biggest push over you have ever seen, and the P.E. coach is a hard ass dick weed. This means the 35 freshmen get 75 percent of the gym and we get the rest.
So here I am today playing wiffleball on a half court taking the "field" with 35 other people on my team. This results in 1 of 3 different things.
1: anyone who makes contact gets a home run
2: anyone who does not hit a home run gets out because the entire half court is filled with person.
3: kid who tries to make a catch off a kid who does not hit a homerun drops ball and is made fun of.
This might sound like fun but let me assure you it is not. Its kind of like having to go to a petting zoo but you are indifferent towards llamas and pigs and goats and F. Yea you are at a petting zoo but you really dont give a shit because those animals suck.
any how because my instructor is a pussyfoot I dont get to have fun anymore.
TLDR: My instructor would search blue waffle if you told him to even after he knew what it was. Also petting zoos are lame.
