(For better effect, imagine this being said to you in the voice of a grumpy, loud drill sergeant )
How many of you are willing to brag that you've never encountered a situation in life where everything was going along as smoothly as a piece of Persian silk only to have it rub like a piece of sandpaper in your face in the end? Any hands? No? Well I don't see that many hands, do I? But don't worry girls, I'm not an exception either.
And neither is this guy. His name is Park Sung Gyoon. Now I guess many of you on this site has known this guy as "Mind" - and he's a progamer. But he is not playing any games today. Instead, he is going to do something for you! How you say? Well he's gonna have the honor of helping you talk about your past troubles ANONYMOUSLY without being laughed at ON THE INTERNET! Ladies, I present to you, the Lolmind Guy.
Now tell me how can we have a more fitting face for a situation where you've had a hand in great success but everything turns 180 degrees completely against you resulting in horrific failure? We can't! And this is just as simple as making the Foul Bachelor Frog speak about his self abuses! You only have to open this image,
insert captions, and voilà! What in the world that's not surfing the web for lolcats could be more foolproof than this?
And are you ladies tired of reading this wall of text sparsely inserted with images yet? Yes? I can't hear you! Next time you speak up, you ladies better speak it loud and clear, don't speak with the tone of a 2-month old kitty! Now here's the "samples".
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Free version:
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Idra version:
Yes, it happened.
I could have called him "Mindfucked Mind" but tbh, the pun is old as hell. Also, huge props to InTheFade and his The Power of Lomo thread for inspiration.