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In this thread I'm going to analyse the fanboys of many of the top players. I promise you this is 100% accurate, and simultaneously all for fun.
Flash Fanboys:
They like this guy because he's the best. Some of them will be terrans on iccup, looking up to his godly play. Many more will just be blind bandwagoners, enjoying following whoever is dominating at the moment. These are pretty dumb reasons to like a player, and I personally see no good ones to like this guy.
Redeeming features: They are mostly chill. They simply like him because he's the best, which means less delusions. Plenty of excuses when he loses of course, but that's true of every fanboy of any player.
How to troll them: Call his play boring. Patently untrue (except when he goes mech TvZ, and I don't say this as a TvZ mech-hater, Flash is especially good at making that boring), but guaranteed to work.
Jaedong Fanboys:
They seem to be a bit of a dying breed these days. I think it's because JD sucks now ^.~ JD still does post the best results of all the zergs, though, so all the people who actually play zerg on iccup still follow him around of course. And then there's his "aggression". This is the biggest joke anyone ever heard, JD is one of the most turtling zergs there is these days. You wanna go watch an aggressive zerg, watch some Shine games... oh wait everybody hates him because they don't like aggression at all. It's still the #1 reason people will claim to like this guy, though.
Redeeming features: Zerg's a cool race, I guess. The group most likely to get in fights with other fanboys.
How to troll them: Not necessary. Nothing you say will be able to make them froth at the mouth any more than they already do. By the same token, nothing you say will be able to make them stop frothing at the mouth either.
Bisu Fanboys:
There are several categories of Bisu fanboy. None of them have redeeming features, though I must admit well played PvZ is fuckin' sexy.
Type 1 is the "protoss on iccup" group. Well, they probably don't play iccup any more, but they used to, coincidentally when Bisu was at his peak. Now firmly attached to Bisu's hull, they watch his every game and practise making excuses for his generally lacklustre play.
Type 2 is the "OMG he beat Savior" group. While I must agree rallying against Savior fanboys is a most noble pursuit (see below), these Bisu fanboys are even more delusional than the previous type. Clinging firmly to the past, their every comment will be about bisu not being in a slump, or him being "back".
Type 3 is the "he wins games for the team that had Boxer on it". Well, I already talked about living in the past, but this is just lame. I guess it is a more global view of starcraft if you follow the most successful *team* instead of the most successful *player(s)*, but it's still lame.
Redeeming features: None. I know I said JD fanboys are rapid loonies, but by that I really just mean they have a whole lot of misplaced passion. Bisu fanboys go beyond passion. If Bisu dies to cheese (dare I mention the S word again?), people get BANNED. Neverind the fact he opens all of his PvP's with DTs and half his PvT's with proxies.
How to troll them: Bisu's slumping. Remind them of it. Actual results doesn't matter, though best results will be obtained if you wait for Bisu to lose a game. Mention PvT, because Bisu sucks at that. He can't use arbiters or carriers, nor can he spam ground units as good as Best.
Stork Fanboys:
Once upon a time, these guys were really chill. Now, Stork is doing well again. These are dark times for people wearing the KHAN icon, previously a little blue signifier of "this person actually likes Starcraft and not good-player-dicksucking" (see also: Woongjin or FOX icons). But there is turbulence in the BW scene, and being a Stork fan myself, I don't dare comment. We can only observe, perhaps watching as we become the new villains of TL. Dark times indeed.
Redeeming features: Some of them are from the era when it was cool to like Stork. They used to have a reputation of respecting other top players (excepting those who like Stork as #2 protoss and are secretly Bisu fanboys, a surprisingly large group!).
How to troll them: Shoot down their shuttles. You might try to irritate them by mentioning WoW, or cellphone games, or even silver medals and the "kong line". These are badges of honour for true Stork fanboys, and you will achieve nothing with such cheap shots.
Saviour Fanboys:
A plague upon TL. Saviour always looked like a douche, and turned out to be a douche. He had a reign of dominance, it was quite impressive I guess. So not only do the fans of this guy fall into the "blindly follow the winner" category, but they are wayyyy behind. They're like your dad's friend who tells you that no good music has been released since 1972 or some bullshit. And if a zerg ever plays a macro game well, then they're "almost Savioresque". Nevermind the fact that Savior had basically 0 APM and would lose to Juni or PerfectMan if they played today. OH WAIT THEY CAN'T BECAUSE SAVIOR IS A DIRTY CHEATER AND IS DISGRACED. Thank God.
Fun Fact: These guys love to claim that Savior is the reason the word bonjwa came into existence, which is entirely wrong.
Fun Fact #2: This guy earned a whole bunch of extra fame when he announced he would "destroy everyone in 2009". This was because he's "one of those funny Asian guys" and yet he spoke English. I assure you, it was quite amazing.
Redeeming features: They won't get you kicked off a progaming team, unlike the actual Savior.
How to troll them: Suggest there was no match fixing, that Savior only set it up... or better yet, he was framed. Going on about the scandal is the low-hanging fruit, but you'll have way more fun if you just suggest every game he lost was because he's actually that bad.
Fantasy Fanboys:
These guys are typically just T1 fans who like the best Terran on the team by default. Fair enough, really. This guy is overrated as shit, though. He's famous for failing, something which he gladly shows off frequently. But he wins a whole bunch of games too, somehow. He brought Valkyries into TvZ, so I mean he has some good points, but for some reason everyone pretends he can actually play TvP. Well sure, if you count "throw a million vultures at opponent, hope to kill enough probes to make up for your inability to play any other component of this matchup".
Redeeming features: Even his fans will laugh when he plays games against Calm, so good on them. Also he did a battlecruiser dance, that alone should earn him a few genuine fans.
How to troll them: Say things like DAT HARASS in LR threads while he rams vultures into pylon walls or dragoon clumps. (Don't actually do this I got a warning from TL Bot for doing this).
Effort Fanboys:
He was on the same team as Savior. That's the only reason anybody liked this guy. He retired and I'm not going to spend any more time on him.
Redeeming features: At least they moved on from Savior.
How to troll them: You can't, Effort fanboys don't exist anymore. Nobody misses the guy, because people only liked him for his results, and he isn't getting any of those if he isn't playing SC.
Hydra Fanboys:
What fans? This guy is playing interesting, varied Starcraft and nobody has caught on yet because groupthink hasn't caught up. For every one who actually watches starcraft and respects this guy, there are 3 more that will say "lol who the fuck is Hydra, and how did X lose to him?!". Depressing.
Redeeming features: No fans means no features to tarnish or redeem them.
How to troll them: Say "lol who the fuck is Hydra, and how did X lose to him?!".
Zero Fanboys:
These people are child molestors. Do not communicate with them, edit any posts where you respond to someone exclaiming any respect for the guys play, or worse, his physical appearance. Failure to do so and the police will be at the very least requisitioning your computer.
Redeeming features: He plays entertaining games. If the word "cute" has ever popped into your head, though, it's already too late.
How to troll them: Remind them that there's no such thing as an "ephebophile" as far as the law is concerned.
Baby Fanboys:
They respect actual starcraft. Baby plays amazing starcraft, and they can see that. They are cool people.
Redeeming features: None, because they don't need any.
How to troll them: Suggest Baby got out-multitasked in a game. Pick any game. Maybe say DAT HARASS at some point, too.
Shine Fanboys:
They appreciate aggression. True aggression. Either that or they just enjoy antagonising Bisu fanboys. Both are fine pursuits!
Redeeming features: When you play them on iccup if you 1base you will win.
How to troll them: Accuse Shine of turtling.
Bogus Fanboys:
I am the one true Bogus fanboy. Random people who follow STX also like him. He might as well be another Hydra, otherwise. Go check out just how high he is on the ELO rank, you might be surprised!
Redeeming features: Incredible fashion sense, a cool hairstyle and a great personality. They make hilarious blog posts.
How to troll them: I'm not telling!
Sea Fanboys:
They like him because he speaks a bit of English and he posted on TL a few times. This pretty much makes them jingocentric rednecks, basically. 95% of them are surely American.
Redeeming features: Even I gotta admit, a progamer posting on TL is pretty darn cool. Not going to hold back my comments here, though!
How to troll them: I don't know. This guy's actual gameplay is just so mediocre, not good, not bad, I don't know what to say.
Jaehoon Fanboys:
They are the opposite of the "follow the latest winner" type that make up 90% of fanboys, and that makes them awesome by default. Anyone being a fan of the guy who created that FBH vs Jaehoon game is alright in my book.
Redeeming features: Will never get enough of a chance to brag to become annoying.
How to troll them: Call him mediocre. This guy is spectacular, whether he's in fail mode or trash-taking mode. Suggest he's nothing special.
Firebathero Fanboys:
All the cool people who wanted to rally against Savior ended up here, by the way, not with Bisu. If you fail to love the guy who made a name for himself solely via ceremonies, you are probably an unfeeling robot. He's gone to ACE and mellowed out, and turned himself into a dude who sometimes wins some games but is nothing special. I guess what I'm trying to say is he is the only person for whom it is acceptable to live in the past for.
Redeeming features: They respect FBH for the swagger they do not dare show in their own lives. They will thus generally be inoffensive in threads, so join in with the love!
How to troll them: Three characters. TvP. No, not because FBH sucks at it. In fact, precisely because these days, he doesn't.
IF A PLAYER IS NOT ON THIS LIST:
Then maybe I forgot them. Or I was too lazy/unable to think of anything I perceived as funny to say. If they had an era of dominance before Savior, I don't care about them, sorry. There were other players I'd love to talk about, but they are not players that have a lot of fanboys on TL, so I left them off.
Anyways peace!
 
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good writeup, it was pretty entertaining, and rather correct overall 
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No YellOw or Hiya? I'm very sad 
Still, at least you had FBH because he's a beast. Most of them are pretty accurate. I'm surprised there was nothing about Hydra's cross dressing antics. Effort is so accurate it's a little sad. I wonder if that's one of the reasons he quit. Great player but really never really got the chance to show much personality. Was he popular with fans in Korea?
I'm still a Hiya fanboy for life.
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Im a jaedong fanboy and I thought he was
msl spoilers vs. snow:
+ Show Spoiler +so fucking stupidly aggressive....maybe you are right and hes trying to change T___T or maybe im delusional O_O + Show Spoiler +
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Australia7069 Posts
You forgot about team fanboys, eg: level headed and good natured SKT fanboys vs rabid KT fans
otherwise great write up.
Should be prefaced with a "how to troll everyone: do a write up bashing all the fanboys"
lololol
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On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
Fun Fact: These guys love to claim that Savior is the reason the word bonjwa came into existence, which is entirely wrong.
I've heard both sides of this and I'm interested in it as a matter of truth. I think the actual claim is that sAviOr is the reason the bonjwa succession line analysis of BW came to be. Not that people hadn't called July et al. bonjwa, but because in sAviOr people beheld particularly expert dominance. So they retrospectively applied 3MSL1OSL + massive progaming presence to NaDa and iloveoov, and of course brought in Boxer simply on his presence - although he didn't achieve 3MSL1OSL, he did fine in terms of titles.
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Lol! You forgot to put on Bisu's Redeeming features his exceptionally good looks that attract more men than women .
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This gave me a good laugh! Especially loved the redeeming features for Bisu fans 
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nice read, i dont think its dark times for stork fans, this happens all the time.
remember all the trash talk agaist flash when he lost to effort,then we got jd vs flash endless discussions(i could go on...). there's nothing wrong with fanboys clashing, just shows how passionate fans are about BW..ofc some of them talk more trash than others but that happens in every other sport so we should be more than used to it
the only thing that annoys me are not the fanboys, are those guys who never supported any player yet they trash talk about everyone of them just to create more flames :\ but oh well...
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This was cute. You forgot that Hydra fans are what became of effort fans which are what was left of Savior fans. Though I do like Hydra more than his predecessors.
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Well I would like to say that I am a huge fanboy of Flash but I was a fan ever since I first saw him play bacj when he was like 14(or was it 15? Korean age confuses me lol ) but I understand what your getting at and how everything u wrote is for fun
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
there is one more thing that really bugs Savior fans,Ma-Trash.
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On January 30 2011 22:46 FlashIsHigh wrote:but I understand what your getting at and how everything u wrote is for fun
It's funny because its true
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On January 30 2011 21:09 oBlade wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
Fun Fact: These guys love to claim that Savior is the reason the word bonjwa came into existence, which is entirely wrong. I've heard both sides of this and I'm interested in it as a matter of truth. I think the actual claim is that sAviOr is the reason the bonjwa succession line analysis of BW came to be. Not that people hadn't called July et al. bonjwa, but because in sAviOr people beheld particularly expert dominance. So they retrospectively applied 3MSL1OSL + massive progaming presence to NaDa and iloveoov, and of course brought in Boxer simply on his presence - although he didn't achieve 3MSL1OSL, he did fine in terms of titles.
it is true. the term 'bonjwa' started to be thrown korean community circles around the time of savior's dominance.
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Lolol!! This is bloody hilarious... Put in Nada, BoxeR, Yellow, Nal' Ra, Xellos ploxx!
I want moarrr like these... 6/5!!
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hahaha Very nice... Love the "How to Troll" part. And yah... pretty true for pretty much all of them.... -__-'
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On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
In this thread I'm going to analyse the fanboys of many of the top players. I promise you this is 100% accurate, and simultaneously all for fun.
Flash Fanboys:
They like this guy because he's the best. Some of them will be terrans on iccup, looking up to his godly play. Many more will just be blind bandwagoners, enjoying following whoever is dominating at the moment. These are pretty dumb reasons to like a player, and I personally see no good ones to like this guy.
Redeeming features: They are mostly chill. They simply like him because he's the best, which means less delusions. Plenty of excuses when he loses of course, but that's true of every fanboy of any player.
How to troll them: Call his play boring. Patently untrue (except when he goes mech TvZ, and I don't say this as a TvZ mech-hater, Flash is especially good at making that boring), but guaranteed to work.
Chill? Flash fans are the touchiest fans around! Even dare to vaguely hint he might not be the best player in the universe for all infinity and you'll get flamed by like 20 of them. Trolling them is as simple as saying anything at all about him which isn't complete worship.
+ Show Spoiler +And, come on, you have to admit zero is pretty cute. ^^
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Agree with all but EffOrt, that I just don't get. I never liked Savior but I liked him.
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Hahahaha, well done!
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There's no Kongline discussion in this thread?
1/5 
Otherwise, well written, though I do get something out of being a Bisu fan >_>
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I thought it would be another SC2 vs BW thread.
I was pleasantly surprised. FOX fuck yeah.
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Croatia9504 Posts
Haha, pretty nicely done.
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Flash only wins by turtling, he is a terrible player without his turtle.
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Hahaha great write-up!
I kinda feel there could be a newest rookie subset too, the guys who think they spotted the next talent etc.
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Bisu so handsome and plays sooo cute and perfect<3<3<3
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I always thought a major category of Bisu fanboys were closet gay or subconsciously gay or a girl.
IMO 90% of Bisu fanboys are gay, 9% are generic SKT bandwagoners who are also annoying enough to like Fantasy, and 1% are Protoss players who haven't yet seen the awesomeness of Stork.
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Eh, I would say that the Sea and Jaehoon categories don't describe me very well. But fun blog anyway.
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Canada8031 Posts
On January 30 2011 23:53 tomatriedes wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
In this thread I'm going to analyse the fanboys of many of the top players. I promise you this is 100% accurate, and simultaneously all for fun.
Flash Fanboys:
They like this guy because he's the best. Some of them will be terrans on iccup, looking up to his godly play. Many more will just be blind bandwagoners, enjoying following whoever is dominating at the moment. These are pretty dumb reasons to like a player, and I personally see no good ones to like this guy.
Redeeming features: They are mostly chill. They simply like him because he's the best, which means less delusions. Plenty of excuses when he loses of course, but that's true of every fanboy of any player.
How to troll them: Call his play boring. Patently untrue (except when he goes mech TvZ, and I don't say this as a TvZ mech-hater, Flash is especially good at making that boring), but guaranteed to work.
Chill? Flash fans are the touchiest fans around! Even dare to vaguely hint he might not be the best player in the universe for all infinity and you'll get flamed by like 20 of them. Trolling them is as simple as saying anything at all about him which isn't complete worship. + Show Spoiler +And, come on, you have to admit zero is pretty cute. ^^
This is true. Remember that time when Flash was #1 power rank and his fans got all pissy in the comments because there wasn't enough emphasis on how amazing his accomplishments were? It was hilarious.
Anyway, nice writeup, OP. Sooo much trollbait in this thread.
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Nicely done, OP. Fanning fanboy flames is fine fun as always.
On January 30 2011 23:53 tomatriedes wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
In this thread I'm going to analyse the fanboys of many of the top players. I promise you this is 100% accurate, and simultaneously all for fun.
Flash Fanboys:
They like this guy because he's the best. Some of them will be terrans on iccup, looking up to his godly play. Many more will just be blind bandwagoners, enjoying following whoever is dominating at the moment. These are pretty dumb reasons to like a player, and I personally see no good ones to like this guy.
Redeeming features: They are mostly chill. They simply like him because he's the best, which means less delusions. Plenty of excuses when he loses of course, but that's true of every fanboy of any player.
How to troll them: Call his play boring. Patently untrue (except when he goes mech TvZ, and I don't say this as a TvZ mech-hater, Flash is especially good at making that boring), but guaranteed to work.
And, come on, you have to admit zero is pretty cute. ^^
Eww, go away, you pedoph-- OH GOD I QUOTED YOU NOW
I have to burn my computer before they suspect me too
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lol nice job. All of those are pretty accurate. Although I wish Stork fans could go back to being chill
Edit: I'm a Stork fan
+ Show Spoiler +Since this is a fanboy thread I thought I'd state my preference for the best player in the world
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I didn't count YellOw because everybody is a fanboy of YellOw.
I don't think Bisu is particularly handsome, either for appealing to guys or girls. That's just me being weird though.
I kinda feel there could be a newest rookie subset too, the guys who think they spotted the next talent etc.
Yeah, like I did with Bogus >_____>
Also as for the bonjwa discussion, I just know I've seen people say that the term was used before Savior. If they were wrong, then maybe Savior really was the first bonjwa. I'm not going to pretend to have been watching Starcraft during his prime.
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this person actually likes Starcraft and not good-player-dicksucking
No, man, like I totally loved this band before they were big. That means I have better taste than you. Also, check out all these indie bands you've never heard of. I know nobody likes them, but that's what makes me unique and cool.
:o Seems like an apt comparison to me.
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really cool blog and i thought i was going to be some sc2 vs bw flame thread lol
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I'm still Effort's biggest fan .
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United States11390 Posts
On January 31 2011 07:35 Megaliskuu wrote:I'm still Shine's biggest fan .
It's true.
You really have emulated your play so much after him. ^^
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The easiest way to troll Shine fanboys is to say everything he does is cheese.
Seriously, every time Shine does an attack, even a timing attack at like the 25 minute mark, some how its called cheese -_-
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Ah yes, because 20 people trolling in every chat saying the exact same thing for weeks on end is so funny\entertaining\unique.
Oh, I get it. You are purposefully misleading the trolls into trolling incredibly poorly and in a boring fashion XD. Very clever, OP.
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On January 31 2011 07:47 Harem wrote:It's true. You really have emulated your play so much after him. ^^
I think you're jealous of my lategame ability to mass cracklings and rape terrans.
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On January 31 2011 07:49 Romantic wrote:
Ah yes, because 20 people trolling in every chat saying the exact same thing for weeks on end is so funny\entertaining\unique.
Oh, I get it. You are purposefully misleading the trolls into trolling incredibly poorly and in a boring fashion XD. Very clever, OP.
I'm sure nothing I write in this thread is going to affect how dumb people say dumb things in chat. Or... in this thread? *looks at you*
On January 31 2011 05:19 Chef wrote:No, man, like I totally loved this band before they were big. That means I have better taste than you. Also, check out all these indie bands you've never heard of. I know nobody likes them, but that's what makes me unique and cool. :o Seems like an apt comparison to me.
Umm, to use your comparison, one should enjoy music because it's subjectively good to the listener, not because it's popular? Disliking a band because it gets popular is dumb, being proud that the bands you like aren't popular is dumb, but so is only listening to popular music in the first place.
Same thing goes with BW. Like players for their gameplay, for their personality, for their physical appearance, whatever. Bandwagon trains on whoever is posting results at the moment is just lame. If you think you are special because you are the #1 Juni fanboy, well you're not. But if you just honestly like Juni, more power to you!
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On January 30 2011 22:44 moopie wrote:
This was cute. You forgot that Hydra fans are what became of effort fans which are what was left of Savior fans. Though I do like Hydra more than his predecessors.
Somewhat
I was never a Savior fan but I was the biggest Effort fan ever and am a big Hydra fan too
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On January 31 2011 07:48 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
The easiest way to troll Shine fanboys is to say everything he does is cheese.
Seriously, every time Shine does an attack, even a timing attack at like the 25 minute mark, some how its called cheese -_-
A timing attack at the 25 minute mark? How is that even possible? Sounds like something Tasteless/Artosis would say.
Nice blog. Glad you didnt add categories for Reach/Yellow
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What about old school Boxer and NaDa and July fanboys? i.e. the ones that have moved on to SC2? How do you troll their BW accomplishments?
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Tsk, Tsk. No Neo.G Soulkey.
One of the very first times I watched BW was when Soulkey had just come out of dream league and proceed to all-kill right away. Liked his gameplay and interviews ever since, and is the reason I'm a Woongjin fan pretty much
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United States10328 Posts
zero: so cute.
imo the most annoying fans are
1) bisu
2) flash
3) jd
lawl
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On January 30 2011 22:46 FlashIsHigh wrote:Well I would like to say that I am a huge fanboy of Flash but I was a fan ever since I first saw him play bacj when he was like 14(or was it 15? Korean age confuses me lol ) but I understand what your getting at and how everything u wrote is for fun
I remember when Flash was basically just marine/scv rushing everyone, and losing any game that got to carriers, and Klazart was calling him KT's wonderkid hahaha. I liked him a lot back then, but now he's just like some untouchable god. Even when he loses, it just seems like really bad luck.
In any case, I don't think anyone should have have to justify why they like a player If you like someone cause they win games, what's wrong with that? Especially if you're a Stork fan, what other reason is there to like him? I guess his dragon costume is pretty endearing.
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doubleupgradeobbies!
Australia1187 Posts
On January 31 2011 07:48 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
The easiest way to troll Shine fanboys is to say everything he does is cheese.
Seriously, every time Shine does an attack, even a timing attack at like the 25 minute mark, some how its called cheese -_-
By that time his mechanics would have fallen apart so badly, the 'timing attack' would consist entirely of misrallied drones anyway, I'd say thats pretty cheesy
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Hey Sea isn't that bad
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HAHAHA, thats really gold :D
maybe just biased a little, but becouse it's funny as hell, i like it ^^
Edit: Oh, and there is no need to troll Baby fans, he consistantly trolling his fans by himself XD
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Estonia4504 Posts
I'd like more STX players and Leta in here. Leta is probably even more guilty of being cute than Zero.
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This is a great writeup, I have to admit I just skimmed for my favorite players and they were all true. Have to go back and read the whole thing now.
Edit: Yes, as expected they are all hilarious.
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Hey OP! Dont get trolled by some nubs... Epic blog is epic! Now all we need is MOARR!!
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Amusing read, but some comments!!
Haha, I would add Hiya purely for that Free v Hiya @ Triathalon game. Trollable by saying his play is standard/poor/boring/uninspired/only good for that one game. :D
Other noteworthy's might include Leta, Light, Guemchi, and everyone who was REALLY good, but wayyyyy back in the day. Like 'oov, Boxer, Nal_ra, Yellow, maybe Xellos? You know... the old school crew of players who were amazing, but somehow not "amazing for their times" O (j/k, don't kill me!) I would say a list of team fanboys would be fun too. MBC just because of the show, KT/SKT1 because of bandwagon, CJ because of Idra/how they don't exist now, ACE becauses its ACE. lol
AND HOW DID YOU FORGET FUCKING REACH???? THIS KIND OF LIST WAS MADE FOR REACH FANBOYS :DDDD (j/k j/k)
(side note, I would fall into fanboy clubs for Baby, Light, Bisu, Free, Action, JD, and any interesting Zerg players hehe O:D)
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I'm a Stork, Bisu, Flash, Jaedong, SAvior fanboy. Sue me.
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Haha this is spectacular.
Still, I'd argue that you don't cut flash fanboys like me enough slack. At least some of us have been with him since he was the cheddar terran.
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Ma Jae YOOOOOON foreverrrrrr!!!
Don't care about the match fixing. (I don't support it though.)
oov, July and Flash fanboy too. Those 4, probably in that order. :D
btw, you misspelled Savior, maybe intentionally?
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How can you make a whole section about  Sea fanboys and not take cheap shots at fakesteve!?
The blind, Power rank distorting passion doesn't even get a mention? =(
I dig the hipster attitude on which progamers people are allowed to like.
But you forgot to mention the most annoying group of all!  Rekrul fanboys. D:
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Russian Federation327 Posts
How to troll Stork fans, the real guide:
1. Stork's play is brainless and lacks creativity
2. Bisu > Stork
3. 3-0 ed twice in a row. Hahaha
How to troll Bisu fans:
1. The only mu he can play is PvZ
2. He cant win over S class player and only good vs scrubs
3. Stork > Bisu
Flash:
1. Turtle/boring play
2. Out of MSL, OSL
3. Rate Flash lesser than 2 place in PR
My list of fanbase annoyance:
1. Stork (Mostly due to dual league hype)
2. Bisu
3. Flash
4. JD
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What those are the reasons for Bisu (fanboy-ism)?
HES SEXY. WHAT A BEAST. GAWD. How can one forget that?
Still tho- Sea4lyfe. <3
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is awesome32274 Posts
In the end you can't troll EffOrt fans, cause EffOrt is the ultimate troll. He beat Flash, in an OSL finals, going from 0-2 to 3-2 with short games only to retire after.
No revenge for you Flash trolololol.
Also he single-handedly defeated Khan in Playoffs and cause rivers of tears from Khan fans. And that's a good thing in my book.
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It's not that bad being a fantasy and Effort fan. They won two OSLs in the past year. Bisu and Stork, however, have no OSL or MSL wins since 2008.
Also you could put Snow fans but I dunno who they are besides myself and SuperArc.
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Right now, you could troll JD fanboys by calling him slumping as well. Also, I've seen trolls saying that Flash macro is bad based on a single TvT he loses be successful. I've had success with talking about how he rides a wave of terran imbalance as well.
Though I'd say bashing on Bisu fans in the way you did is a bit of a douche thing to do. Though I do think that a lot of his fans are annoying, everyone else is far too fond of pointing it out.
Not without bias, but an entertaining read nonetheless.
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