lol women

On January 23 2011 13:39 news wrote:
tell me about it. I never knew why people were raving so much about female logic and its absurdity before I started living with one

fml

On January 23 2011 14:51 Rekrul wrote:
'you do not satisfy me'

On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.

'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'

_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'

then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'

a minute later...

'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'

so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,

'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'

_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.

And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T

enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.

On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.

'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'

_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'

then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'

a minute later...

'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'

so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,

'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'

_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.

And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T

enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.

On January 23 2011 18:01 Z3kk wrote:
...I'm scared ._.

Single for now, but having a girlfriend sounds like torture or something...

On January 23 2011 18:01 Z3kk wrote:
...I'm scared ._.

Single for now, but having a girlfriend sounds like torture or something...

On January 23 2011 17:45 me_viet wrote:


ur gonna be single too son if she finds this post

On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.

'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'

_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'

then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'

a minute later...

'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'

so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,

'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'

_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.

And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T

enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.

On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.

'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'

_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'

then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'

a minute later...

'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'

so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,

'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'

_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.

And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T

enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.

On January 24 2011 01:18 gen.Sun wrote:


Lol. This is actually a fail on your part for not figuring out what she wants.

As someone who's actually a good boyfriend:
wut she wants isn't to 'cuddle', but love and affection.

It's really not that hard.

On January 24 2011 01:18 gen.Sun wrote:


Lol. This is actually a fail on your part for not figuring out what she wants.

As someone who's actually a good boyfriend:
wut she wants isn't to 'cuddle', but love and affection.

It's really not that hard.

On January 23 2011 17:44 emc wrote:
ya women logic can be fail, but remember, we're on TL, that means we sacrificed time with them to play SC at one point, just giving some perspective.

On January 24 2011 01:53 SkytoM wrote:


what?

wow mr.women understander, brilliant conclusion.
And what about respecting his motherfucking life and space? If he hasn't played really for 2 months, he owes her NOTHING.

On January 24 2011 02:43 gen.Sun wrote:


I don't feel like the dude was against giving her what she wants lol, just that he executed the build poorly due to bad scouting and weak starsense.

On January 24 2011 04:29 ZeaL. wrote:


ITT: Nerds who are clueless about women rage about how insane women are while ignoring their own inability to maintain a relationship/not choose a psychobitch.

On January 24 2011 09:10 vlf wrote:



Don't troll bro, psychos are the most fun.

On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.

'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'

_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'

then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'

a minute later...

'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'

so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,

'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'

_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.

And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T

enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.

On January 24 2011 12:51 BottleAbuser wrote:
Heh. I assumed exodus's account was slightly exaggerated, but if your girlfriend actually says "fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!" then I'd agree with lixlix: she doesn't value your relationship any more.

On January 24 2011 13:19 news wrote:
He's not talking about the OP, but about eu.exodus. He is 100% wrong there but he would most likely be right about the OP. lixlix just doesn't know wtf he's talking about, it's ok. He will learn one day.

On January 24 2011 12:07 lixlix wrote:


This conversation is pretty painful to read man. You really got to man up there and not acquiesce to her.

Should really go like this

'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'ok, how about this? ' then either slap her ass or touch her inappropriately or pick her up and throw her on a bed/couch.


'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'ok, don't really want to hold you'


after she bitches you out, don't go and tuck her in and lay by her side for 30minutes man. You think this will make her feel better but sadly it won't. It just rewards her for being a bitch to you which only guarantees you more attitude in the future.

'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'yeah, I'm pretty busy with a lot of other stuff'

and if she really said to you
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'

Your reply should really be

'yeah I think you are right' then walk out the door.

On January 24 2011 14:14 SpoR wrote:


This guy kinda has it right. But this shit just stopped working for me after 4 years and she just bailed out now saying she needs space. Which doesn't even make sense at all because I gave her nothing but space and freedom and even allowed her to hook up with other chicks.

On January 24 2011 14:12 news wrote:
that's why i said that eventually you will understand. Things like this can happen randomly even with a loving girlfriend. She wants him to care for her even though she finds absurd reasons to get his attention. I assume you never lived with anyone

On January 24 2011 14:53 lixlix wrote:
at no point did I advise for him to reason with his girl. In fact my advice is based upon playing with her emotions. what eu.exodus tried is reasoning with her, which never works. And despite his logic trying its hardest to come up with a way to supplicate his girlfriend, she remained unhappy.


You are right about the "if he had finished his game...they aren't breaking up over it". he should realize this. In fact, if he had half jokingly said "ok if I win this game, you give me a blowjob and if I lose, I'll eat you out" he would have a much better result than the one he ended up with.

I find the statement of "once you break up with one or two, you will start noticing that they are all alike in this regard and if you want to stay with someone you like you should start caring" fairly pointless.


You break up because you aren't happy in a relationship. If the benefits of the relationship out weighs the shit you have to put up with then you stay in it. If it doesn't then you leave. Its pretty simple.

I think its kind of sad that you feel that this sort of behavior from the female side is to be not only expected but should be accepted in a relationship. I assure you this is not the case and there are lots of great girls who won't pull this kind of shit assuming the guy is actually being a man in the relationship.

On January 24 2011 20:11 gen.Sun wrote:
Freaking Neanderthal, I hope you grow up some day.

On January 24 2011 23:11 gen.Sun wrote:
SkytoM

On January 25 2011 09:58 MarineHeroSamKhan wrote:
Well in my case she thinks i don't know her twitter account so she's twittering some other guy
"X Your the guy here, you should be coming to me" (down scaled the retardedness) and
'X i need a lunch date for tuesday.....LMFAO" stuff like that

On January 25 2011 09:59 k20a wrote:

call her out on it yo

On February 16 2011 02:53 vOdToasT wrote:
Reading about this makes me so happy I found a girl who won't do any of that shit. No using me for money, cheating on me, dating me for my looks, or stupid fucking complaining about stupid shit. Just genuine love.

People like her should be more common.

On February 16 2011 02:53 vOdToasT wrote:
Reading about this makes me so happy I found a girl who won't do any of that shit. No using me for money, cheating on me, dating me for my looks, or stupid fucking complaining about stupid shit. Just genuine love.

People like her should be more common.

On January 24 2011 14:53 lixlix wrote:
at no point did I advise for him to reason with his girl. In fact my advice is based upon playing with her emotions. what eu.exodus tried is reasoning with her, which never works. And despite his logic trying its hardest to come up with a way to supplicate his girlfriend, she remained unhappy.


You are right about the "if he had finished his game...they aren't breaking up over it". he should realize this. In fact, if he had half jokingly said "ok if I win this game, you give me a blowjob and if I lose, I'll eat you out" he would have a much better result than the one he ended up with.

I find the statement of "once you break up with one or two, you will start noticing that they are all alike in this regard and if you want to stay with someone you like you should start caring" fairly pointless.


You break up because you aren't happy in a relationship. If the benefits of the relationship out weighs the shit you have to put up with then you stay in it. If it doesn't then you leave. Its pretty simple.

I think its kind of sad that you feel that this sort of behavior from the female side is to be not only expected but should be accepted in a relationship. I assure you this is not the case and there are lots of great girls who won't pull this kind of shit assuming the guy is actually being a man in the relationship.

On February 16 2011 03:39 Back wrote:


Are you sure you are safe? I recently ended a 7-year relationship that to me seemed perfect. "that shit" can start at any time. Like someone said in this thread: when she gets tired of the relationship she will start behaving irrationally.

On February 16 2011 03:48 vOdToasT wrote:


She endured a long distance relationship for over a year, when she could have easily dumped me and gone for someone else closer to her. We couldn't even meet each other at all. So if she wasn't serious, she wouldn't endure that. (and neither would I).

She's also sick of being with shallow / lame people, like the ones I mentioned earlier. And she wouldn't even care if I turned into a girl, or any other body she doesn't find attractive.

It's awesome. :D

On February 17 2011 20:13 Piski wrote:
This thread is pure gold.

On February 17 2011 22:07 k20a wrote:
I'm surprised this thread still exists, her n I are pretty much fuck buddies now and it's alllll gooooood lol.

On February 17 2011 23:16 DoubleZee wrote:


This blog stopped being about you a long time ago.