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Rated M for Manly

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Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland16084 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-12 19:02:27
January 12 2011 17:31 GMT
#1
Do not let the title deceive you. It is in fact #2 of the Let Me Blow Your Mind series (link to #1). The previous one focused on female vocals, this one will focus on manliness.

The very first question I had to ask myself when composing this entry was: How the hell do you tell if a song is manly or not?
After a while of thinking it finally dawned on me. I have imagined a scene straight from a musical, where a guy is walking down the street, singing the song and acting accordingly. The manliness level of the song would be decided by the amount of possible intimidation and awe unleashed upon bystanders and balls required to perform it in public. I have discarded stuff like Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy as you can't really sing that, can you?

Lo and behold! Songs that are Rated M for Manly

Warning: Some of it might be possibly NSFW.

Manliness is directly associated with the size of your balls so naturally, the very first song that comes to mind is this:



Manly men also hold others in low regard, are direct and don't take crap from anyone.



Sexuality is a natural thing for manly alpha males. They're not ashamed of stating their desires in the open.





Manly men are aware of their weaknesses (they have none, they just pretend they have them just for the others to not feel so bad, damn they're such nice guys) and can turn them into humour.



And finally, to be manly you have to be free!




And gain, let's vote!

Poll: The Manliest Song?

AC/DC - Big Balls (10)
 
43%

Jon Lajoie - I Can Dance (8)
 
35%

Archive - Fuck You (3)
 
13%

Nine Inch Nails - Closer (1)
 
4%

Dizzy Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (1)
 
4%

Jimi Tenor - Take Me Baby (0)
 
0%

23 total votes

Your vote: The Manliest Song?

(Vote): AC/DC - Big Balls
(Vote): Archive - Fuck You
(Vote): Nine Inch Nails - Closer
(Vote): Jimi Tenor - Take Me Baby
(Vote): Jon Lajoie - I Can Dance
(Vote): Dizzy Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers



(options order in the poll correspond with videos)

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Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
kefif
Profile Joined December 2009
Poland264 Posts
January 12 2011 17:55 GMT
#2
Well I would vote for this Jon Lajoie song


And there is another song that should be mentioned

NSFW
+ Show Spoiler +


From songs in your poll my vote goes for Jon Lajoie.
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
2Pacalypse-
Profile Joined October 2006
Croatia8640 Posts
January 12 2011 18:01 GMT
#3
My vote goes to:

+ Show Spoiler [Potential NSFW] +
Moderator"We're a community of geniuses because we've found how to extract 95% of the feeling of doing something amazing without actually doing anything." - Chill
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 12 2011 18:26 GMT
#4


manly



so manly.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 12 2011 18:31 GMT
#5
Dizzee is the man. Manly man.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland16084 Posts
January 12 2011 18:41 GMT
#6
Rap can't be manly. And NEM by Metallica is kinda touchy-feely, especially compared to some other songs they have. It's the same to me as this:



Here's some more manly stuff:









But this are more mature and nostalgic.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Corr
Profile Joined January 2009
Denmark796 Posts
January 12 2011 18:48 GMT
#7
Singing isn't manly.
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-12 19:13:20
January 12 2011 18:52 GMT
#8
Nice, LOVE that Archive song, something totally new that I love, im shocked.

Can't find the album on the internet /sadface
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland16084 Posts
January 12 2011 18:52 GMT
#9
On January 13 2011 03:48 Corr wrote:
Singing isn't manly.


Tell it to this guy:

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-12 19:05:50
January 12 2011 18:57 GMT
#10
On January 13 2011 03:41 Manit0u wrote:
Rap can't be manly.

Nonsense. I understand that in Poland rap is a music of posers and gopnik's(does it translate into polish slang?) But in USA it is an equivalent of what rock was at the end of soviet union- a music of liberation.
And NEM by Metallica is kinda touchy-feely, especially compared to some other

I know. It feels like the it could be a ballad soldiers play on their guitars at night around the fire.
To put it in words more befitting this blog : real men aren't afraid to have feelings, they deal with em.

Speaking of those sort of songs are you familiar with ЛЮБЭ?
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland16084 Posts
January 12 2011 19:10 GMT
#11
On January 13 2011 03:57 Sfydjklm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 13 2011 03:41 Manit0u wrote:
Rap can't be manly.

Nonsense
Show nested quote +
And NEM by Metallica is kinda touchy-feely, especially compared to some other

I know. It feels like the it could be a ballad soldiers play on their guitars at night around the fire.
To put it in words more befitting this blog : real men aren't afraid to have feelings, they deal with em.

Speaking of those sort of songs are you familiar with ЛЮБЭ?


Sorry, didn't hear about Lubeh before. I don't hear much about the music that gets released east of the border, the only thing I remember from this parts (apart from Tatu of course) is коррозии металла which was some Belarussian or Russian metal band in the early 90's because some dude who's fascinated with post-USSR countries (he's a historian) showed it to me and the name for a heavy metal band was so cool that I remembered it.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Neivler
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Norway911 Posts
January 12 2011 19:25 GMT
#12
On January 13 2011 03:01 2Pacalypse- wrote:
My vote goes to:

+ Show Spoiler [Potential NSFW] +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA


OMG, that one made my day. So awesome song!
I pwn noobs
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
January 12 2011 19:51 GMT
#13
On January 13 2011 03:01 2Pacalypse- wrote:
My vote goes to:

+ Show Spoiler [Potential NSFW] +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA


A total classic.
SlyinZ
Profile Joined August 2010
France199 Posts
January 12 2011 20:38 GMT
#14
A new challenger appears.
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
January 12 2011 20:46 GMT
#15
drag_
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
England425 Posts
January 12 2011 21:41 GMT
#16
I'm surprised nobody has posted this. Pretty manly song if you ask me. PS NSFW
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland16084 Posts
January 12 2011 22:03 GMT
#17
On January 13 2011 05:38 SlyinZ wrote:
A new challenger appears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAVPdnMnlag




Owned.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
monXikk
Profile Joined May 2010
Poland742 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-12 22:24:47
January 12 2011 22:24 GMT
#18


What did I win?
yet another IdrA's #1 fan
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