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HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
January 05 2011 01:55 GMT
#1
Haha!

I just spent several hours playing chess on chatroulette.com

It's not too often that you can ask a guy who's rubbing his penis whether he would care for a quick game of chess. Indeed there are very few people who on the instant are down to play some chess.

I am not a good player myself and it doesn't really matter because if you know the rules some basic strategic themes, a bit of opening theory and have a small arsenal of tactical weapons you are already somewhere goodin the 99th percentile of the whole population.

Today I played like 5 full games, with 4 of them being one sided rapes and one being a really cool game with me having a bishop and rook and him with a knight and rook. I think I was able to force a lot of things in the endgame and pulled off a win, but I took no record of the game, which is somewhat of a pity.

But that's not the point. It feels great to do something random on there and see people's reactions. I guess that's why there are all the wankers there, but come on, no one is really surprised or disgusted seeing people spanking their monkeys on there.

But a picture of a chess board a message "White to move!" and a welcoming hand gesture mad a lot of people to at least grin.

Well why am I sharing this? No reason really. Right now I'm going through the roughest times of my life so far and a simple act of randomness that puts a smile on someone's face is something that makes me feel a bit better.


See you on chatroulette! :>

*****
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 05 2011 02:00 GMT
#2
That site...is just...oh god. I'm so glad I'm not an innocent person or else I'd really be offended or something.

And wait did you get a guy to stop what he was doing to play chess?
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 02:02:52
January 05 2011 02:01 GMT
#3
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)



Edit: On the subject of Chat Roulette..

I went to an anime convention in the summer, and there was a "Chatroulette" panel.
It was at midnight, so, no minors allowed. Probably a good thing.

All the guys would cheer when there were dicks and would be like "LETS SEE IT" and such to the guys who didn't have them out. The whole room(30+ people) got two guys to make out and such and just
It was good fun.

Much like what the poster above me said, good thing no one was really innocent. XD!
you are perfect porcelain.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 02:03:24
January 05 2011 02:02 GMT
#4
On January 05 2011 11:01 Raeleigh wrote:
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)

I have a feeling you don't know what ChatRoullette has become...

I wish you well.

Edit: Damn your edit.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 02:06:46
January 05 2011 02:06 GMT
#5
On January 05 2011 11:02 LazyMacro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 11:01 Raeleigh wrote:
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)

I have a feeling you don't know what ChatRoullette has become...

I wish you well.

Edit: Damn your edit.

^__~

I play video games on a regular basis, and my boyfriend and best friend go on 4chan constantly.
I have no worries whatsoever. XD

But thanks for you wishes ;D

And yes, damn my edit xD
you are perfect porcelain.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
January 05 2011 02:07 GMT
#6
I just started doing this tonight.

Well I'm living in the GMT+0 timezone and yea probably late afternoons or something like that.

I will be leaving my university for the year and I decided that I'll use the time wisely and pick up some chess again.

Also I am well above 18 and I have watched porn and have a penis of my own, so I there's nothing really to get offended about there.
+ Show Spoiler +
I mean really hasn't much everyone seen a guy choking his chicken in a porn or anything like that? Did you feel offended then? But that has not much to do with this topic just some side thoughts as some of my friends were [acting?] shocked and tried to click next as soon as something might have been a penis.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 05 2011 02:09 GMT
#7
+ Show Spoiler +
I know I get giggly and i'm like "omgawd! /cover eyes" when it happens. xD But it's just an instinct. Idk why. xD!!! I don't like looking at penises anyway. Ugly! O:



When are you leaving for University? +0 for me.. I'm 8 hours behind. xD! I'll wake up tomorrow just for it, hahaha.
you are perfect porcelain.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 02:15:05
January 05 2011 02:14 GMT
#8
On January 05 2011 11:09 Raeleigh wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I know I get giggly and i'm like "omgawd! /cover eyes" when it happens. xD But it's just an instinct. Idk why. xD!!! I don't like looking at penises anyway. Ugly! O:



When are you leaving for University? +0 for me.. I'm 8 hours behind. xD! I'll wake up tomorrow just for it, hahaha.


No no, I'm not leaving FOR University I am leaving my university for a year because of medical reasons. So when I go back home I'll be +2 GMT and that is now 10 hour difference.

If you're doing this for shits and giggles try and catch me on chatroulette, otherwise you can play me here: Headstrong on Gameknot
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 05 2011 02:15 GMT
#9
Ooooh O_O! Okay. I can't read. =D

I'd mostly be doing it just so I could see if I could find you, plus it'd be epic when it'd happen.
It'd be the best ^_________^ Y

But i'll also see about playing you on there ~
you are perfect porcelain.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 05 2011 02:16 GMT
#10
On January 05 2011 11:06 Raeleigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 11:02 LazyMacro wrote:
On January 05 2011 11:01 Raeleigh wrote:
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)

I have a feeling you don't know what ChatRoullette has become...

I wish you well.

Edit: Damn your edit.

^__~

I play video games on a regular basis, and my boyfriend and best friend go on 4chan constantly.
I have no worries whatsoever. XD

But thanks for you wishes ;D

And yes, damn my edit xD

^_____________________^

Well if you've ever been to 4chan there's absolutely no way you left there not requiring therapy of some sort.
On January 05 2011 11:07 HeaDStrong wrote:
I just started doing this tonight.

Well I'm living in the GMT+0 timezone and yea probably late afternoons or something like that.

I will be leaving my university for the year and I decided that I'll use the time wisely and pick up some chess again.

Also I am well above 18 and I have watched porn and have a penis of my own, so I there's nothing really to get offended about there.
+ Show Spoiler +
I mean really hasn't much everyone seen a guy choking his chicken in a porn or anything like that? Did you feel offended then? But that has not much to do with this topic just some side thoughts as some of my friends were [acting?] shocked and tried to click next as soon as something might have been a penis.

I think when I last went to ChatRoullette and saw what it's like there now, I couldn't help but feel like, a little bad for the younger kids who go there. I mean, whatever guys have penises, but imagine being some innocent little kid and you go there and find some dude whacking off, wtf.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
On January 05 2011 11:09 Raeleigh wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I know I get giggly and i'm like "omgawd! /cover eyes" when it happens. xD But it's just an instinct. Idk why. xD!!! I don't like looking at penises anyway. Ugly! O:



When are you leaving for University? +0 for me.. I'm 8 hours behind. xD! I'll wake up tomorrow just for it, hahaha.

Your spoiler made me lol. They're not ugly, u r lulz.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 05 2011 02:18 GMT
#11
I honestly see nothing attractive about them.

But I find any sort of "private part" to be unattractive. XD!
you are perfect porcelain.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 05 2011 02:20 GMT
#12
Oh what do you know? Mine's purty.

*hmph*
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
January 05 2011 02:21 GMT
#13
On January 05 2011 10:55 HeaDStrong wrote:
I think I was able to force a lot of things in the endgame and pulled off a win, but I took no record of the game, which is somewhat of a pity.


The power of good scouting lol
I stopped going around chatroulette because of all the dudes jackin it. :[
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 05 2011 02:25 GMT
#14
On January 05 2011 11:01 Raeleigh wrote:
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)



Edit: On the subject of Chat Roulette..

I went to an anime convention in the summer, and there was a "Chatroulette" panel.
It was at midnight, so, no minors allowed. Probably a good thing.

All the guys would cheer when there were dicks and would be like "LETS SEE IT" and such to the guys who didn't have them out. The whole room(30+ people) got two guys to make out and such and just
It was good fun.

Much like what the poster above me said, good thing no one was really innocent. XD!

wait so.. anime convention..

30 guys sitting in a room watching penises and other guys making out on a big screen? Is that what you just described?
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
January 05 2011 02:26 GMT
#15
And it's because expectations and reasons like you mentioned above looking at a simple chess board makes people laugh even if only at the silly idea just before they hit Next.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 05 2011 02:26 GMT
#16
On January 05 2011 11:25 hifriend wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 11:01 Raeleigh wrote:
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)



Edit: On the subject of Chat Roulette..

I went to an anime convention in the summer, and there was a "Chatroulette" panel.
It was at midnight, so, no minors allowed. Probably a good thing.

All the guys would cheer when there were dicks and would be like "LETS SEE IT" and such to the guys who didn't have them out. The whole room(30+ people) got two guys to make out and such and just
It was good fun.

Much like what the poster above me said, good thing no one was really innocent. XD!

wait so.. anime convention..

30 guys sitting in a room watching penises and other guys making out on a big screen? Is that what you just described?

Well, there weren't *just* guys in the room, as I was there, and quite a few of my female friends. XD
But there were a lot of guys.. LOL.

Quite a few were straight.

+ Show Spoiler +
Guys just enjoy seeing dicks, I think.
you are perfect porcelain.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 05 2011 02:29 GMT
#17
On January 05 2011 11:26 Raeleigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 11:25 hifriend wrote:
On January 05 2011 11:01 Raeleigh wrote:
I'll have to try and get on sometime to find you. XD

What times are you on? I'll go on a hunt one night. >: D
And we will play chess!
(I will lose terribly, though. xD!)



Edit: On the subject of Chat Roulette..

I went to an anime convention in the summer, and there was a "Chatroulette" panel.
It was at midnight, so, no minors allowed. Probably a good thing.

All the guys would cheer when there were dicks and would be like "LETS SEE IT" and such to the guys who didn't have them out. The whole room(30+ people) got two guys to make out and such and just
It was good fun.

Much like what the poster above me said, good thing no one was really innocent. XD!

wait so.. anime convention..

30 guys sitting in a room watching penises and other guys making out on a big screen? Is that what you just described?

Well, there weren't *just* guys in the room, as I was there, and quite a few of my female friends. XD
But there were a lot of guys.. LOL.

Quite a few were straight.
Stfu, you loved it. xD

On January 05 2011 11:26 Raeleigh wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Guys just enjoy seeing dicks, I think.

Oh just...wtf. wtf.
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
January 05 2011 03:16 GMT
#18
lol props to you for trying that. I'm too scared to visit the site
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
January 05 2011 03:40 GMT
#19
According to wiki 1 in 8 chatters on that website gives off R-rated material.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 05 2011 04:26 GMT
#20
More like 1 in 8 doesn't.
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