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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 13 2010 23:33 GMT
#41
Don't worry Moltke you will eventually marry a Western princess.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 23:51:12
December 13 2010 23:40 GMT
#42
On December 14 2010 08:33 Boblion wrote:
Don't worry Moltke you will eventually marry a Western princess.


Social ambition doesn't work that way, I'm afraid. Not even for foreigners.

There's something particularly pernicious about men attempting to marry upwards. At the very worst, a man becomes interested in a woman at the top of his own class. Very rarely does he attempt to rise relentlessly beyond that.

The lives of Julien Sorel and Pip are delightful stories about those who attempt to do so.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
December 14 2010 01:10 GMT
#43
forever alone tt
POGGERS
supernovamaniac
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States3047 Posts
December 14 2010 01:13 GMT
#44
People still taking irl advice from TLers. lol.
ppp
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-14 01:22:44
December 14 2010 01:21 GMT
#45
It's certainly no worse than taking advice from some of my family members. Especially those who suffer fresh epiphanies every six or nine months, and become protean monomaniacs.

It's a rather natural instinct to protect your friends and acquaintances from lagging more than one lesson behind you in the course of life lessons. I understand some of the finest exemplars of our generation plan on making careers in education.
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
December 14 2010 02:22 GMT
#46
On December 14 2010 10:10 konadora wrote:
forever alone tt


Forever alone indeed. T_T
THEPPLsELBOW
Profile Joined November 2010
United States190 Posts
December 14 2010 06:43 GMT
#47
If you're single at college, heres my advice, get a UFB.

= understanding fuck buddy

= a girl that likes you, likes sex with you, and has the cognitive skill to understand that you dont want a relationship, but that doesn't mean good sex has to be passed up.

She is the girl who asks you what you're doing each weekend, if she isn't up to anything. She hangs around you and deals with annoying friends. She can talk to her girlfriends about your relationship without feeling slutty, and more importantly, she doesn't need any sort of commitment-work.

So how do you find these girls.

A. get good with meeting people/networking.

B. get good at attracting girls (and laying them obviously). Once a girl lays you, its like forming an archon bond. well maybe not definite, but 99/100 the girl feels way more comfortable/connected with you.

If at any of the points your UFB turns into a dramatic bitch, just find a new one (while trying make the break as casual as possible "we weren't even going out haha")

Most important part: If you ever get to needy with her, she will start ignoring you/leaving you. Give her her space and she will give you yours. While both your idle times will be spent together.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 14 2010 06:52 GMT
#48
wow, what a player.
why so 진지해?
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 14 2010 07:06 GMT
#49
On December 14 2010 15:43 THEPPLsELBOW wrote:
If you're single at college, heres my advice, get a UFB.

= understanding fuck buddy

= a girl that likes you, likes sex with you, and has the cognitive skill to understand that you dont want a relationship, but that doesn't mean good sex has to be passed up.

She is the girl who asks you what you're doing each weekend, if she isn't up to anything. She hangs around you and deals with annoying friends. She can talk to her girlfriends about your relationship without feeling slutty, and more importantly, she doesn't need any sort of commitment-work.

So how do you find these girls.

A. get good with meeting people/networking.

B. get good at attracting girls (and laying them obviously). Once a girl lays you, its like forming an archon bond. well maybe not definite, but 99/100 the girl feels way more comfortable/connected with you.

If at any of the points your UFB turns into a dramatic bitch, just find a new one (while trying make the break as casual as possible "we weren't even going out haha")

Most important part: If you ever get to needy with her, she will start ignoring you/leaving you. Give her her space and she will give you yours. While both your idle times will be spent together.

While you're at it just go out there and find an enormous amount of money. This will be very helpful because you could use that money to buy stuff.

Here's how you find money.

A. Find a treasure map, these almost always lead to some sort of cash (there might be a curse involved).

B. Get the UFB to pay you for sex. This works 99/100 of the time.

Once you get this money I suggest hiding it somewhere safe, but every once in a while put it in a pile and swim through it. This is very important, you must not neglect the money swimming.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
THEPPLsELBOW
Profile Joined November 2010
United States190 Posts
December 14 2010 07:13 GMT
#50
On December 14 2010 16:06 Zim23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2010 15:43 THEPPLsELBOW wrote:
If you're single at college, heres my advice, get a UFB.

= understanding fuck buddy

= a girl that likes you, likes sex with you, and has the cognitive skill to understand that you dont want a relationship, but that doesn't mean good sex has to be passed up.

She is the girl who asks you what you're doing each weekend, if she isn't up to anything. She hangs around you and deals with annoying friends. She can talk to her girlfriends about your relationship without feeling slutty, and more importantly, she doesn't need any sort of commitment-work.

So how do you find these girls.

A. get good with meeting people/networking.

B. get good at attracting girls (and laying them obviously). Once a girl lays you, its like forming an archon bond. well maybe not definite, but 99/100 the girl feels way more comfortable/connected with you.

If at any of the points your UFB turns into a dramatic bitch, just find a new one (while trying make the break as casual as possible "we weren't even going out haha")

Most important part: If you ever get to needy with her, she will start ignoring you/leaving you. Give her her space and she will give you yours. While both your idle times will be spent together.

While you're at it just go out there and find an enormous amount of money. This will be very helpful because you could use that money to buy stuff.

Here's how you find money.

A. Find a treasure map, these almost always lead to some sort of cash (there might be a curse involved).

B. Get the UFB to pay you for sex. This works 99/100 of the time.

Once you get this money I suggest hiding it somewhere safe, but every once in a while put it in a pile and swim through it. This is very important, you must not neglect the money swimming.


if you're forming the analogy that a girl, who will lay you, and happens to match this personality is as unattainable as a treasure map, then you are mistaken.

if you're not good with women, im not saying having sex with one will be something easy. It takes repetition and failure.

there are plenty of websites that discuss "tactics..." but all in all you form your own strategy. (hint: being real and not trying to play her is always better)

i'm not here to discuss that really tho... just dont be afraid to ask a girl if she wants to come home to watch a movie and cuddle after a night out.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 14 2010 07:28 GMT
#51
less bragging more ideas on how to get a gf, please. lol

OP title is misleading.

and how do you know when to get out of a relationship? some people hang on to dying relationships for too long, wasting both people's time.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
December 14 2010 07:42 GMT
#52
Seriously, OP...Seriously?!

Most of what you're talking about is based on experience both you have had and the people in your life around you. Most of us can look back and say "yeah, I probably could have done without a couple relationships in my past", but hindsight is 20/20. We are the sum of our experiences and you shouldn't try to deny that from someone just because you've got it "figured out" (or, at least you think you do). Good or bad, relationships are something we all need experience in to find the right person.
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