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Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
December 08 2010 23:59 GMT
#21
On December 09 2010 08:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome plug though!

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.


I'm going to go with smaller... like much much much smaller.
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
Vequeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United Kingdom1116 Posts
December 09 2010 00:00 GMT
#22
On December 09 2010 08:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.


Since the fall of our (Z)sAviOr, probably smaller.
Aspiring British Caster / Masters Protoss
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 09 2010 00:02 GMT
#23
http://blip.tv/file/4413020

This guy is fucking crazy as balls.

Seriously, watch this whole video.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42973 Posts
December 09 2010 00:03 GMT
#24
On December 09 2010 08:59 Gatsbi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 08:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome plug though!

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.


I'm going to go with smaller... like much much much smaller.

Definitely smaller than average in the United States but you guys are way, way above average for the developed world. I imagine it's around where it should be overall. The Scandinavians will find tl fairly religious while the Americans will find the opposite, both will be right.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
December 09 2010 00:05 GMT
#25
On December 09 2010 08:55 Liquid`Tyler wrote:
R O F L

Yeah, you put it better than I did :/
Glaven
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada554 Posts
December 09 2010 00:07 GMT
#26
I salute you too DJ wheat. Combining my love of religion and esports.
Special Tactics
R0YAL
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1768 Posts
December 09 2010 00:08 GMT
#27
Hah he made me chuckle n_n
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 09 2010 00:09 GMT
#28
Oh god, the chest hair. It's like I'm in Turkey again.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 09 2010 00:13 GMT
#29
On December 09 2010 09:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
http://blip.tv/file/4413020

This guy is fucking crazy as balls.

Seriously, watch this whole video.

Oh my god, this is so good. LOL
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
December 09 2010 00:15 GMT
#30
....BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pure gold, thanks Wheat, I'll be there for church on Sunday
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4207 Posts
December 09 2010 00:18 GMT
#31
On December 09 2010 09:13 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 09:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
http://blip.tv/file/4413020

This guy is fucking crazy as balls.

Seriously, watch this whole video.

Oh my god, this is so good. LOL

Agreed.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 09 2010 00:21 GMT
#32
rofl priceless!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 09 2010 00:23 GMT
#33
jesus says don't show favoritism!

jesus says be controlled!

jesus says listen!

jesus says don't have sexual relations with your sister!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:44:13
December 09 2010 00:26 GMT
#34
I like religious people who have positive attitudes when seeing others do something they may not understand. I was expecting some long rant about the evil of video games but was pleasantly surprised at the guy's friendly endorsement.

Edit: OMG I just watched more of his videos and this guy is hilarious!
Rising_Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States370 Posts
December 09 2010 00:29 GMT
#35
My head just kinda exploded... Dunno what that guy is on but it's hilarious!
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
Kenny
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States678 Posts
December 09 2010 00:36 GMT
#36
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg that was total win.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:44:28
December 09 2010 00:42 GMT
#37
Holy shit, rofl! Congrats your holiness!

I SALUTE YOU!

EDIT: It just occurred to me that when these guys aren't getting trolled with fake emails about how people can't access the force, or never want to give you up, they now troll themselves. Someones gotta do it.
How's the weather down there?
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 09 2010 00:43 GMT
#38
LOL Grats djWHEAT!! :D
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
December 09 2010 00:43 GMT
#39
Halleluja!
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 09 2010 00:43 GMT
#40
holy shit that is hilarious.
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