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barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
December 09 2010 00:46 GMT
#41
hahahaha, this just made my day
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 09 2010 00:46 GMT
#42
On December 09 2010 08:31 chobopeon wrote:
Oh my god. Oh my djwheat. This makes me want to see what else is going on in this guy's brain, so I guess he wins this round.

Upon further exploration, I may take up whatever this religion is. http://blip.tv/file/4413228?utm_source=player_embedded


I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This guy is great!
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
December 09 2010 00:47 GMT
#43
WHAT! I don't understand!!
Is this guy for real? Or making fun?
That Jesus says video makes me think the latter..

and.. that chest hair...
.___.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:54:05
December 09 2010 00:53 GMT
#44
A REASONABLE CHURCH GUY
He's like, so fucking happy, I love him. Not the negative woe is me now but ur all going to hell feminazi style talking to angel nutcase.
P.S where do we get those nerd girls round these times?
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
December 09 2010 00:55 GMT
#45
If eSports had a church around here I'd definitly go more than once a year again
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:59:00
December 09 2010 00:57 GMT
#46
On December 09 2010 09:47 vinn wrote:
WHAT! I don't understand!!
Is this guy for real? Or making fun?
That Jesus says video makes me think the latter..

and.. that chest hair...


I remember there was a discussion about body hair on TL and for some weird reason australians specifically were the ones advocating shaving chests and legs... I can see how this is a pattern but I can't understand why, must be some inside feature or an australian twist on metrosexual culture.

I think this guy is clowning, no way in hell he is being serious (check out some other vids).
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
ThatsNoMoon
Profile Joined March 2010
Mexico344 Posts
December 09 2010 00:59 GMT
#47
This is hilarious and awesome :D
Keep pearchin Wheat!
Got neurosis from Artosis cause you bunker rushed my heart GG baby, lets go crazy cause the game's about to start
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 09 2010 01:00 GMT
#48
Jibba and I have been studying him thoroughly for about an hour now and the consensus is that he has to be a figment of our imaginations. I am going to go to sleep and when I wake up this thread won't be here.

My god I hope it won't be here.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
December 09 2010 01:01 GMT
#49
Wow! Gotta love those charismatic american preacher types.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
December 09 2010 01:02 GMT
#50
I squirted milk out of my nose when I watched that. And I don't even drink milk.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
loving it
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada271 Posts
December 09 2010 01:04 GMT
#51
This is pure gold! Why isn't this spotlighted?! I mean... people on the outside acknoledging Starcraft?! That's pretty awesome :D
Stay gold.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
December 09 2010 01:05 GMT
#52
that video was followed by the kraft ad :you gotta LOL". this is too much, i dunno what to laugh at first.
bnet: caelym#1470 | Twitter: @caelym
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
December 09 2010 01:05 GMT
#53
On December 09 2010 10:02 Holgerius wrote:
I squirted milk out of my nose when I watched that. And I don't even drink milk.


do you drink... sperm?
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 01:10:16
December 09 2010 01:09 GMT
#54
Btw check out what this guy has in the background, Zaxxon, which was a Sega game. An old one that is. He is trolling, what was that bs about only playing D&D?!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaxxon
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
December 09 2010 01:13 GMT
#55
On December 09 2010 09:57 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 09:47 vinn wrote:
WHAT! I don't understand!!
Is this guy for real? Or making fun?
That Jesus says video makes me think the latter..

and.. that chest hair...


I remember there was a discussion about body hair on TL and for some weird reason australians specifically were the ones advocating shaving chests and legs... I can see how this is a pattern but I can't understand why, must be some inside feature or an australian twist on metrosexual culture.

I think this guy is clowning, no way in hell he is being serious (check out some other vids).


Yeah, on looking at his other videos I've.. um, actually I still don't know what to think. He's semi believable!

Hahaha actually I think chest hair is fine, it's just when it's sported on a man such as him... and flaunted! He's showing it off... O_O and I'm not down with that.
.___.
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 09 2010 01:15 GMT
#56
Clearly if you wash the animal first it does not count as defiling. I mean that's just science.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 01:20:06
December 09 2010 01:18 GMT
#57
+ Show Spoiler +
So I poked around and of course he's joking. But he seems like a genuinely cool/weird dude.

@brothermack.com..... actually BroMack is an asshole (but I sooo love being him) and I don´t much care for him or his beliefs. I personally believe that we have only one shot at life, then we die, and all that we have lived and loved and done and laughed at and regretted having done is erased much like a crashed computer.
Aint no heaven, aint no burnin´hell.
Just life.


Here's his band, they have a few indie LPs out. The song on there is totally fucked up and awesome. We should support him. :D

http://www.myspace.com/mackstevenstx
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
December 09 2010 01:21 GMT
#58
"we used to hang out with nerd girls you wouldn't be caught dead with at DAY time"

what the he..
www.brainyweb.ca //web stuff!
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
December 09 2010 01:23 GMT
#59
lol that was awesome
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N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
December 09 2010 01:24 GMT
#60
Ok this actually happened....

Im stunned. Fucking stunned.
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
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