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Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 00:32:01
December 03 2010 00:19 GMT
#1
Having trouble with GIRLS (or boys) because your sexting just isn't up to par? Tired of having to imagine these hypothetical situations from words and shit? FUCK THAT! This blog brings you a quick SEXT CHEAT SHEET when your imagination is lacking and your girl is getting impatient waiting for your lame-ass sexts... lame ass-sexts?


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Special thanks to...
  • Those crazy Japanese and their Emoji
  • My Vietnamese sex slave, Andrew Nguyen


+ Show Spoiler [BONUS: Rubik's Cube] +
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MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
December 03 2010 00:21 GMT
#2
what the?
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 00:24:08
December 03 2010 00:22 GMT
#3
Holy shit, that Rubik's Cube cheat sheet might just be my salvation. I have a cube sitting on my desk that hasn't been solved in two years. You have motivated me, paper.


+ Show Spoiler +
Oh, and the sexting was cute too.


EDIT: Why in God's name do you not have the battery percentage displayed on your phone? There's no reason you shouldn't have it displayed.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
December 03 2010 00:23 GMT
#4
This is why you're doing so poorly in your classes.
Stenstyren
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden619 Posts
December 03 2010 00:25 GMT
#5
I don't understand...
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 00:25:45
December 03 2010 00:25 GMT
#6
lol?!?!??!

i actually like enjoyed the images
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 03 2010 00:27 GMT
#7
Nothing gets a girl hot like cryptic-hieroglyphic-smiley-texts.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Dance.
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States389 Posts
December 03 2010 00:28 GMT
#8
why are you sexting with someone named andrew nguyen?
It is what it is...
Finskie
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Sweden412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 00:29:37
December 03 2010 00:28 GMT
#9
On December 03 2010 09:22 Aeres wrote:
Holy shit, that Rubik's Cube cheat sheet might just be my salvation. I have a cube sitting on my desk that hasn't been solved in two years. You have motivated me, paper.




Easy video to learn algorithms for solving it. Strongly recomended!

Also. Cute blog!
Violet.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 03 2010 00:29 GMT
#10
On December 03 2010 09:28 Dance. wrote:
why are you sexting with someone named andrew nguyen?

Paper is a man of equal opportunities.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
December 03 2010 01:00 GMT
#11
lol the sexting was pretty funny
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
December 03 2010 01:10 GMT
#12
paper blogs rule
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
December 03 2010 01:21 GMT
#13
♀♂☛❥☭✔

Some good stories there.
Gotta love eggplant abuse.
Here are some icons:

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̨̟͚̙̝̍̎̽̚ ̑̍̔͗̓̑́͏̠̦̲̞͖̼̣ي̶͍̳̄̋̕ز̡͈͇̯͉̮̑̔͋̄͂ا̫̠̮̬ͯ̓ͯ̾̇ͭ̍̏̋ل̖̠̟̩͍͚͙̹̔͐̽ͪ͢ ̢̞̺͔̤ͣ̾͒ͣ̀͜ي̷͇̱̩̖͚̰ͦͤ͒ͣ͊̍ͨͅم̛͖̳̰̘̪͉̞̌ͩ͊͗̍̊̃͌ك̸̮̳̲̜̟̼̜͐͒̿̅̂͑̋͢͞ن͇̻̬̂̉͞نͮ̊͛ͮ̌́ͪ̃͏͔̺̯ي͓̣̰̩̤͈ͦ͒̇̍̔͟͠ͅ ̖͓͈̔̂̔̅̋ͫ͡أ̋ͮͩ̚̚҉͕̝̣͚̙̩̼̥ͅن͕̙̺̯̝ͮ̌̏̆ͯ̒ͪ̉ ̶̞͇̭͓̝͗̉̄̚أ̶̗̝͉̭̭͔̣͒̓́ف̥̘̪̋̎̀͘̕ه̥̖͎̞͖̹̖̦̦̀̀̓͡م̸̻͍͔̬͈̘̳̪̎̎̄͊͑͒̚ ̸̨̞̝͎̰͔̖ͬ̆ͫ͗͠ͅم͍̍̂͘͢ا̳̠̝͋͆ͮ͡ ̡̩͈͖̺̹̝͈̻ͩ̀ي͒̐̃̆̏҉̶̗͎̦̟ق̨͓͓̝̬̜̘̈́̔͒͛̓̊̔̎̈͝ͅو̮̦͆ͮ̾ͯ͆̈́ل̿ͦ̋̎̂ͨ̌͗̚͏͚̪͕̟̦
.♪.♫.ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı.♫.♪.
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('ㅅ' ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) ( ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ರೃ ) (ʘ‿ʘ ) (◔_◔ ) ≧(´▽`)≦
( ゚▽゚)/ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ゚ヮ゚)♡ ┐('~`;)┌ (っˇ◡◡ˇ )っ
(。◕ ω ◕。) (ノ`Д´)ノ === ┻━━┻)`ν゜)

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҈ ̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з==(•̪●)==ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ҈



A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 03 2010 01:40 GMT
#14
ahaha thanks, I will be sure to use this if I ever get an iphone :D

don't need the rubik's cube cheat sheet though
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 03 2010 01:41 GMT
#15
On December 03 2010 10:21 Trozz wrote:
♀♂☛❥☭✔

Some good stories there.
Gotta love eggplant abuse.
Here are some icons:

+ Show Spoiler +
♥ ✈ ☺ ♬ ☑ ♠ ☎ ☻♪ ♫ ☒ ♤ ☤ ☹ ♀ ✩ ✉ ☠ ✔ ♂ ★ ✇ ♺ ✖ ♨ ❦ ☁ ✌ ♛ ❁ ☪ ☂ ✏ ♝ ❀ ☭ ☃ ☛ ♞ ✿ ☮ ☼ ☚ ♘ ✾ ☯ ☾ ☝ ♖ ✽ ✝ ☄ ☟ ♟ ✺ ☥ ✂ ✍ ♕ ✵ ☉ ☇ ☈ ☡ ✠ ☊ ☋ ☌ ☍ ♁ ✇ ☢ ☣ ✣ ✡ ☞ ☜ ✜ ✛ ❥ ♈ ♉ ♊ ♋ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑ ♒ ♓ ☬ ☫ ☨ ☧ ☦ ✁ ✃ ✄ ✎ ✐ ❂ ❉ ❆ ♅ ♇ ♆ ♙ ♟ ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞

̨̟͚̙̝̍̎̽̚ ̑̍̔͗̓̑́͏̠̦̲̞͖̼̣ي̶͍̳̄̋̕ز̡͈͇̯͉̮̑̔͋̄͂ا̫̠̮̬ͯ̓ͯ̾̇ͭ̍̏̋ل̖̠̟̩͍͚͙̹̔͐̽ͪ͢ ̢̞̺͔̤ͣ̾͒ͣ̀͜ي̷͇̱̩̖͚̰ͦͤ͒ͣ͊̍ͨͅم̛͖̳̰̘̪͉̞̌ͩ͊͗̍̊̃͌ك̸̮̳̲̜̟̼̜͐͒̿̅̂͑̋͢͞ن͇̻̬̂̉͞نͮ̊͛ͮ̌́ͪ̃͏͔̺̯ي͓̣̰̩̤͈ͦ͒̇̍̔͟͠ͅ ̖͓͈̔̂̔̅̋ͫ͡أ̋ͮͩ̚̚҉͕̝̣͚̙̩̼̥ͅن͕̙̺̯̝ͮ̌̏̆ͯ̒ͪ̉ ̶̞͇̭͓̝͗̉̄̚أ̶̗̝͉̭̭͔̣͒̓́ف̥̘̪̋̎̀͘̕ه̥̖͎̞͖̹̖̦̦̀̀̓͡م̸̻͍͔̬͈̘̳̪̎̎̄͊͑͒̚ ̸̨̞̝͎̰͔̖ͬ̆ͫ͗͠ͅم͍̍̂͘͢ا̳̠̝͋͆ͮ͡ ̡̩͈͖̺̹̝͈̻ͩ̀ي͒̐̃̆̏҉̶̗͎̦̟ق̨͓͓̝̬̜̘̈́̔͒͛̓̊̔̎̈͝ͅو̮̦͆ͮ̾ͯ͆̈́ل̿ͦ̋̎̂ͨ̌͗̚͏͚̪͕̟̦
.♪.♫.ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı.♫.♪.
_██_
(ಠ_ృ) ٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶ ಥ_ಥ ತ_ತ ㅎㅎ;;
。◕‿◕。 (。◕‿‿◕。) ≖‿≖ (◕¤◕) (˚ぺ) (˚Д˚) (˚‿˚) (˚ε˚) (•。•) (˚パ) (˚ω˚) (¬¸¬) (Ξ,Ξ) (◕ц◕)
('ㅅ' ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) ( ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ರೃ ) (ʘ‿ʘ ) (◔_◔ ) ≧(´▽`)≦
( ゚▽゚)/ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ゚ヮ゚)♡ ┐('~`;)┌ (っˇ◡◡ˇ )っ
(。◕ ω ◕。) (ノ`Д´)ノ === ┻━━┻)`ν゜)

지지이이이이이이이이이이이

҈ ̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з==(•̪●)==ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ҈


What is that clusterfuck in the middle there? It looks like Missingno.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
lu_cid
Profile Joined April 2008
United States428 Posts
December 03 2010 01:52 GMT
#16
This is fucking hilarious. Respek.
mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
December 03 2010 01:56 GMT
#17
have any of ya been to he site like a little? it exploded at my uni last night. kinda like flirting through a mix of twitter and facebook. it can get a bit creepy but its pretty fun.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
December 03 2010 02:00 GMT
#18
missingno..oh i remember those days! xD
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 03 2010 02:06 GMT
#19
hahahah such a badly done eggplant LOL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
December 03 2010 02:15 GMT
#20
hahaha

on rubix cubes, i like these ones http://cube.misto.cz/_MAIL_/javacube/fastll.html
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Wasteweiser
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada522 Posts
December 03 2010 02:36 GMT
#21
rofl amazing work
Obitus.243
Judicator
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States7270 Posts
December 03 2010 02:55 GMT
#22
5 for the cube, 1 for the sexting

what made you go out and find "up to par" sexting?
Get it by your hands...
yuchunyang
Profile Joined August 2009
United States53 Posts
December 03 2010 03:12 GMT
#23
lol wat
Hi
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
December 03 2010 03:22 GMT
#24
I can finally solve that Rubik's Cube.

HALLELUJAH :D
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
December 03 2010 03:22 GMT
#25
hahaha that's awesome =D
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
December 03 2010 03:40 GMT
#26
loooooool love it
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
swanized
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada2480 Posts
December 03 2010 03:46 GMT
#27
that was so win
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 03 2010 03:47 GMT
#28
btw there's a great guide on cubing (rubik's cube solving) by Cube on TL: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95473
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
Craton
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States17281 Posts
December 03 2010 05:02 GMT
#29
You know we're a bunch of nerds when the Rubiks cube is the most interesting part of this topic.
twitch.tv/cratonz
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
December 03 2010 05:19 GMT
#30
I read this for the Rubiks cube cheat sheet.
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
December 03 2010 06:19 GMT
#31
ryugie i knew there was seomthing odd about u
LiquidDota StaffOnly a true king can play the King.
pikaaarrr :3
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States593 Posts
December 03 2010 07:07 GMT
#32
i'm worried because i know a guy named andrew nguyen LOL

you better not live in the bay area, ca
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