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Korean 5th grader describes Terran vs. Zerg

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RyanS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States620 Posts
October 05 2010 06:27 GMT
#1
Credit to Magess from WCR http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130747

This was shared over at WCR. His girlfriend is an English teacher and one of the kids submitted this. Not only is it incredibly cute, but this kid could be the next Flash.

Kid was supposed to write a How To essay on whatever he wanted. He chose to write about Terran vs. Zerg.

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Obviously English is his second language, but gosu or?

Note: pic is how far my girlfriend got grading it before I had to decipher all of this.


****
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
October 05 2010 06:33 GMT
#2
God that's hard to read...can someone transcribe it? My eyes are dead from studying x_x
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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 05 2010 06:40 GMT
#3

Do you like Terran? Terran has many things to do. You can double command 12 barracks and no barracks double command and 3 barracks or two starport two factory. There is very many builds. I will tell you that the enemy is Zerg.

First you must to build supply with 1 barracks with e-bay. and build turrets. Second build more barracks with supply and you must build the gas stations when 3 barracks with marine academy. Third, you must build multi command. Last, you have to build starport and science facility because Zerg will make defilers with ultralisk and lurker. Good luck.


Cute
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
October 05 2010 06:40 GMT
#4
Holy damn thats epic and cute :D
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
October 05 2010 06:42 GMT
#5
god bless koreans, they still play BW.

This kid is awesome. i want to adopt him.
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kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 06:43:25
October 05 2010 06:42 GMT
#6
Topic: How to do the terran

Introduction: Do you like terran? The terran has very many thing to do. You can double command 12 barracks And no barracks doubble command, And 3 Barracks or two Starport two factory There is very many builds.
I will tell you the enemy is the zerg

How to: First you must to build upply with 1 barracks with enginery bay and build turret, second, build more barracks with supply And you must build the gas station when 3 Barracks with marine academy third, You must build multi Command Last, You have to build starport and Sience Baccel. Because zerg will make difiller with Ultralisk and larker

Good Luck,
8==========))
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
October 05 2010 06:42 GMT
#7
Haha, that is so awesome :D
I am not good with quotes
BEARDiaguz
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Australia2362 Posts
October 05 2010 06:43 GMT
#8
Gladly.

How to do the (play) Terran vs Zerg


Do you like the Terran? The Terran has very many things to do. You can double command, 12 barracks, and no barracks double command, or three barracks no command, or two starport, or two factory. There is very many builds. I will tell you that the enemy is Zerg.

First you must to build supply with 1 barracks with enginery [sic] bay and build turret.
Second, build more barracks with supply. And you must build teh gas station when 3 barracks with marine academy.
third, you must build multi comman. Last, you have to build starport and science vessel (spelt baccel). Because Zerg will make Difiller [sic!] with ultralisk and lurker.

Good luck!
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SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
October 05 2010 06:44 GMT
#9
Introduction:

Do You like Terran? The Terran has very many things to do.
You can doubble Command 12 barracks And no barracks doubble command and 3 barracks or two Starport two factory. There is very many builds.
I will tell you the enemy is the zerg.

How to:

First you must to build supply with 1 barracks with enginery bay and build turret.
Second, build more barracks with supply. And you must build the gas station when 3 Barracks with marine academy.
Third you must build multi command. Last You have to build starport and sience baccel. Because zerg will make difiller with ultralisk and lurker.
Good Luck
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51686 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 06:44:31
October 05 2010 06:44 GMT
#10
NEVER MIND
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SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
October 05 2010 06:44 GMT
#11
Oh my god, so many people wrote it down.
voss
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia146 Posts
October 05 2010 06:45 GMT
#12
I was about to post it, but then refreshed to make sure other people hadn't already. Only 5 people did it before me.
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
October 05 2010 06:45 GMT
#13
Necosarius has the perfect translation of konglish. I just wrote what i saw.
8==========))
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9812 Posts
October 05 2010 06:46 GMT
#14
its so cute, especially all the misspellings <3
boomer hands
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
October 05 2010 06:47 GMT
#15
And the Rnadom capitalizations
8==========))
crazeman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
664 Posts
October 05 2010 06:48 GMT
#16
Do you like Terran? The Terran has very many things to do. You can do doubble Command 12 barracks and no barracks doubble command, And 3 Barracks or two starport two factory. There is very many builds. I will tell you the enemy is the zerg.

First you must build supply with barracks with enginery bay and build turret. Second, build more barracks with supply and you must build the gas station when 3 barracks with marine academy. third, you must build multi command. Last, you have to build starport and sience baccel Because zerg will make difiller with ultralisk and lurker.

Good Luck.


This kid will be the next Jaedong.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
October 05 2010 06:48 GMT
#17
ahhhh so cute.
Writer
SoJu.WeRRa
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)820 Posts
October 05 2010 06:51 GMT
#18
ahh awesome thats epic! thanks for sharing!
나를 찢어갈겨이씨발놈아왜나를미치게만들어니가뭘아는데?
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
October 05 2010 06:53 GMT
#19
loooool, very nice indeed. gotta love the kiddy hand writing since it makes it even better.
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
October 05 2010 07:00 GMT
#20
The most surprising thing is that the teacher didn't correct the mistakes lol
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