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I'm Sorry 90s Kids...

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fly.stat
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States449 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-01 13:10:03
October 01 2010 05:46 GMT
#1
First off, I'd like to say that I really thought about not posting this at all. I feel like this blog's subject matter will be extraordinarily controversial, depressing, and demoralizing.

But I'm going to post it anyway.

I am a 90s kid. I was born in '91 (represent). I played with stretch armstrong reissues, went to Scholastic book fairs at school, watched power rangers, the whole sha-bang. But along came a movie so great, so awesome, so rad, so Looney, that its wonders couldn't be fully understood by just one viewing.

I'm talking about Space Jam.

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Air Jordan Space Jams:
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The jacket I wish I wore:
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I watched this movie every fucking day of my life for at least a year. I had just gotten over my Hocus Pocus addiction of about 2 years, and I was looking for something new.

Space Jam had it all. Quirky aliens, action packed drama, all of my favorite cartoon characters, and Michael goddamn Jordan, captain of the Chicago goddamn we'll rip your fucking face off because we're the fucking 90s Chicago Bulls Bulls.

What more could a kid ask for?

Well, the 2000s roll around, and kids have forgotten about the ballad of Space Jam (or have never even heard of it), and they're listening to all kinds of riff-raff that plays over the radio 24 hours a day.

Yes, I think you know where this is going. Unfortunately, to finish my tale, I have to take you there:

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Kids nowadays are sick. They're ill. They're diseased. They need to be quarantined as soon as possible.

Alas! This Scop's sad story must come to an end. An end that we may not appreciate for how diabolical it really is. An end that we did not see coming, but our age has not the time for ignorance.

Watch the first couple seconds of each video after where I have them start.

Tip: Listen for the bass line.

I'm sorry 90s kids:





Your childhood has now been ruined.

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On October 01 2010 22:08 fly.stat wrote:
Maybe I have a better memory than most people, but from about 95 and on I really started remembering the 90s in detail, but like I said, I still remember things like Hocus Pocus. The poor people born in the 80s feel threatened by someone taking their decade away or something. No one can say what people can or can't remember, so stop trying; just share the memories.

The two songs are not the same. They're not even much alike. Justin Bieber didn't fucking copy Space Jam. I made this thread because it hit me that they have a similar beat at the beginning. Why else would I connect the two songs and put effort into making an OP? I don't go around trying to find songs that sound like the Space Jam theme all day. It's just something to make you laugh and feel nostalgic, don't get your panties all bunched up about it.



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shoutouts to goatrope, UGA, dirty south bosses everywhere


*****
Until I write you again, take care of your precious person.
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
October 01 2010 05:50 GMT
#2
I enjoyed Space Jam as a kid, now I think it mostly sucks. But that song still makes me nostalgic : 3
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
October 01 2010 05:52 GMT
#3
goddamit the memories @_@

I always ordered the books that came with toys and shit from scholastic
and I can pretty much quote the entirety of space jam

if i've said it once i've said it a thousand thousand thousand thousand times
we need more attractions
uh huh
new ones

the customer is always right

baseball bat, get this guy a tennis racket

omg i'm dying here
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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 01 2010 05:53 GMT
#4
That song and that movie was awesome! I remembered when I first saw it, I really wanted to start playing basketball. Unfortunately there was no team around
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-01 05:57:55
October 01 2010 05:54 GMT
#5
Rofl. Two things:
1. That Space Jam song sucks. Baby is actually better.
2, Space Jam was good, but it's for little kids. The two best songs of the 90s came from 1 series that only men could enjoy. Don't bring that late 90s crap in here.




Ship it.

EDIT: Honorable mention.
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ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
October 01 2010 05:54 GMT
#6
Wow SpaceJam haha I probably saw that movie about 14 times
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
October 01 2010 05:55 GMT
#7
Dude Space Jam was awesome! I recorded it on VHS tape, and I kept watching it over and over again!
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
October 01 2010 05:56 GMT
#8
The one song that I remember most clearly from the 90s:
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
October 01 2010 05:58 GMT
#9
For some reason this movie just reminds me of Shaq Fu.

Which was fucking awesome.

By the way.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
October 01 2010 06:00 GMT
#10
On October 01 2010 14:54 Jibba wrote:
EDIT: Honorable mention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McN3_4vdMGs&feature=related


this is from the mid 80s wtf
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
sRapers_ValkS
Profile Joined August 2009
United States644 Posts
October 01 2010 06:02 GMT
#11
On October 01 2010 14:58 heyoka wrote:
For some reason this movie just reminds me of Shaq Fu.

Which was fucking awesome.

By the way.

hahaha i loved shaq fu, although i could never get any combos down and would just try to progerss through the game with standard attacks
SeaweedToss
Profile Joined September 2010
17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-01 06:12:11
October 01 2010 06:06 GMT
#12
lol at OP. You are barely a 90s kid. Really, people that are actually born in the 90s arent considered 90s kids. Sure you were old enough to watch the Lion King ans Space Jam, but by the time you could divide or ride a bike the decade was basically over lol. You basically grew up in the 2000's. Just saying...cuz its a bit funny haha.

I was born in 83...but i dont remember 1 thing from the 80s lol. I remember everything about the 90s though cuz thats when i grew up and where my early teen years were spent haha. You talking about the Bulls of the 90s and how you remember them is is hilarious lol.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
October 01 2010 06:10 GMT
#13
On October 01 2010 15:02 sRapers_ValkS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 14:58 heyoka wrote:
For some reason this movie just reminds me of Shaq Fu.

Which was fucking awesome.

By the way.

hahaha i loved shaq fu, although i could never get any combos down and would just try to progerss through the game with standard attacks


I had it on my game gear.

It was incredible.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
GoShox
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1842 Posts
October 01 2010 06:11 GMT
#14
Space Jam is the greatest movie ever and anyone who said otherwise is wrong. Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, and Bill Murray all in one movie? Epic.

The soundtrack really was amazing though. In my senior year of high school, the club I was in played Capture The Flag, and I would bring the Space Jam soundtrack and we'd all get pumped up by it haha. Good times, good times.
Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
October 01 2010 06:12 GMT
#15
I loved space jam and hocus pocus, among many many others. If its a white boy film, I've probably seen it many times
Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
October 01 2010 06:16 GMT
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SeaweedToss
Profile Joined September 2010
17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-01 06:36:06
October 01 2010 06:20 GMT
#17
On October 01 2010 15:16 Inori wrote:
I always thought "90s kid" means sb who was born in like 80-85, so by the time 90s hit he would actually have a thought proccess other than "food -> toilet -> sleep".


Exactly. Thats what i just said a few posts up lol. OP is hilarious. Same with everyone else in this thread born in like 92 thinking they are a 90s kid lol. You guys missed half the decade while you were in the womb, learning to poop , and then walk.
RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
October 01 2010 06:22 GMT
#18
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aimaimaim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Philippines2167 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-01 06:27:55
October 01 2010 06:26 GMT
#19
90s???? THE FUCKING 90S?

Its the last decade that has the BEST TV children viewership because the stuff on TV was good ..

JOHNNY BRAVO
DEXTER
ROCKO's

just to name a few ..

regarding music ..



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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-01 06:29:05
October 01 2010 06:28 GMT
#20
we had it good. Being born in '90 I can say I miss my childhood.

The Karate Kid?


god damn. that movie is awesome.

Then the new kids, never even heard of it. They never even heard of Mr. Myagi.

They now have Will smiths little kid in China to believe is the Karate Kid. God their childhood sucks.

We had Goldeneye, Super Smash Brothers 64, and Gameboy color!

We had beanie babies, pokemon cards, nerf guns, and Tyco RC remote control cars!

We had Captain Planet, Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World, Wacky Races, and DragonBallZ.

The new kids are missing out!
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