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Noob goes SC2 - Part 8.5

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Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
September 22 2010 18:31 GMT
#1
Yes, I wrote it correctly. I'm not high, drunk or unconscious. This part is dedicated to what I did during my 2 day ban time.

As most of you has no friggin idea about how I banned, I briefly (wtf) explained it in spoiler. If you are a TL.net moderator or not interested in why I got banned for 2 days, don't open the spoiler:

+ Show Spoiler [Ban Reason] +

After his Ro32 match in GSL, I thought that Anypro is a cheap mofo with cheap strategies a person whose market value is low, who has strategies that have low market values and a person who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who gave birth to a child; and I opined it with a wording that is not appreciated by TL.net mods.


So, what did Lobo do in past 2 days:

1- Lurking TL.net forums: This is friggin stupid enough. Being unable to post any single thing is so stupid. In fact, it's even stupider than my ban reason looks to me.

2- Completing my placement matches: Yeap, I did it, and I'll blog about them a few hours later. After my placement matches, I played no single game in my league. And I played my placement matches before the new patch. So I don't even know what new patch looks like. But well, I've talked a lot with Infrawhite today, and he was just like "I'm gonna 6 fucking pool the shit out of every single pro fucking toss I meet on ladder. They could barely prevail it, and now I don't think they can.". And it actually looked a lot more viable than it sounds.

3- Capoeira: Well, I think I missed a lot with skipping 2 capoeira classes. Two of our friends in capoeira started dating and I was like "Oh I feel like fucking sick, I'm gonna rest here for 10 minutes and go on training after that". And another thing, I think that my rl aiurian who also does capoeira recently broke up with his girlfriend (she also does capoeira). But I'm not so sure about that. That dude didn't show up in neither the training session which was yesterday and interactive registration which was today (I need another bullet for my interactive fucking registrations). And that girl was there for the whole time. But still, I'm not fucking sure. Don't open the spoiler unless you understand Turkish.

+ Show Spoiler +
Erhan umarım okumuyorsundur ve umarım burcuyla aranız iyidir


4- Streaming: Oh, and I tried that as well. I thought of streaming my episodes first, and blog them after that. But, I don't think I could have more than 20 viewers on my stream channel, my computer overheated when I tried to stream a ZvP game against AI with Arlindo Cruz music, and here comes the worst part, when I watched the on-demand recording, I realized that for the whole time I was streaming my half-naked body (I don't wear t-shirt at home for most of the time, and if the house is not cold) instead of the game. And my computer overheated when I had 6 mutalisks.

5- Burger King's shitty food: Yeah. My stomach felt so cold when I woke up yesterday, and today after eating at Burger King, I have diarrhea. I want to throw fucking up every single shit I ate and go back to my normal life without diarrhea. Burger King, you suck.

6- Interactive Registrations: Yep, this was today's main event. I fucking spent my 5 hours at my college and system was fucked up for the whole time. I think system is still fucked up. It's friggin impossible to register yourself to a course. And friggin servers have the capacity that's not enough for 1/20 of the students. So, yay for my university!!!

7- GSL: I didn't watch a single game of TvT, TvP or PvP. I opened youku, and watched all games of CheckPrime, oGsZenio and Cool. But I had to mute the sound because the game had shitty korean commentator and even shittier chinese one (chinese people may like him, but I did not) who commentated over the korean one. So, it was pretty much fucked up.

8- HipHop: One of the rare good things that I did. when I was lurking my way through best hiphop songs thread and I listened to a lot of them. Wu Tang Clan - La Saga is my personal suggestion for all people who are reading this.

9- Terran whiners who hate the new patch: A lousy Turkish Starcraft 2 forum which has stupid Terrans who whine and rage about the new patch, claiming that IdrA is a stupid person because he claims that Terran is for people without self-respect and not as OP as Zerg players say it is. I just stopped posting there. And, another one. A stupid game evaluator who evaluates games for a famous gaming magazine in Turkey. And he evaluated the 1.1 patch, saying that banelings are the most op unit in the game, tanks shouldn't be nerfed, this was so stupid, it would never bring balance and make Zerg even more imba. His name is NOOBrettin Terran (lol, it's actually Nurettin Tan, but it's a good nickname for him to have, isn't it?).

10- Thinking about what happened in SC scenario: I repeat, I didn't play it, and never think of playing it unless they put something good in it like hybrids, duran, zeratul and some more overmind. I read the story from wikipedia, but I fucking hated it. I just don't know if hybrids, duran and zeratul appear even once. And actually I don't give a fuck.

11- Football: I bashed Turkish football a lot in "Bash your own country" thread. Now, I'm bashing it in Turkish football forums. It's good, trust me.

12- Student club projects: Yesterday a girl from south america bashed me because we don't have permission to run ourselves at that place. Wow, what a mouth?! She looked like she-dra to me. Holy Shit !!!

Yeah guys, that was what I did for the whole 2 days. As it's 21.30 for the time being, probably I'm going to blog next morning. It will be kick-ass since I left you unblogged for 3 days. See ya later.


*
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
thrslimde
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany57 Posts
September 22 2010 19:00 GMT
#2
Try longboarding -
- it can make the day go by without you noticing it
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
September 22 2010 20:09 GMT
#3
On September 23 2010 04:00 thrslimde wrote:
Try longboarding - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkviQ41u0eQ - it can make the day go by without you noticing it


Holy shit, if i had that kind of beautiful hill and that kind of good music, I'd never hesitate to go there whenever want to.
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
September 22 2010 20:16 GMT
#4
So do you have other blogs about noob goes SC2?
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
September 22 2010 20:26 GMT
#5
I have whole 8 parts and they are about Starcraft.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=154284

This is part 8, and all other previous parts have links in the beginning. And, at most 12 hours later, I'll publish part 9.
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6789 Posts
September 23 2010 05:56 GMT
#6
Wow guess you were busy during your ban, I actually saw the thread you were banned in and the first thing I thought was "damn no more noob goes sc2 for a while". I'm quit glad to see you back and I actually enjoyed you including stuff about yourself (although it sounds like you had a pretty shitty couple of days).
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
September 23 2010 07:25 GMT
#7
On September 23 2010 04:00 thrslimde wrote:
Try longboarding - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkviQ41u0eQ - it can make the day go by without you noticing it


what an amazing video, thanks for that
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
September 23 2010 07:50 GMT
#8
On September 23 2010 04:00 thrslimde wrote:
Try longboarding - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkviQ41u0eQ - it can make the day go by without you noticing it


Dang it.

Anyone wanna buy me a longboard?..
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