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So, just as the title says, I recently (earlier today) got caught jacking off. My mom was out at lunch, and I had just discovered the lovely Shay Laren. I figured it had been a few months, so why not?
Woe is me, I don't hear my mother get back home, and she comes to my room. Lovely mother that she is, she brought me back a club sandwich from the restaurant! Unfortunately, she has this way of not knocking.
So I see the handle turn, and in a panic I tab out of the window. I may have forgotten to mention that my internet is terrible, so in order to watch a Day9 Daily straight through, I have to let if buffer for about an hour. Tabbing out, as if that would make what I'm doing less obvious, my mother walks in. She looks at me. She looks at the computer screen. She puts the sandwich down and walks away, closing the door behind her.
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EDIT: The screenshot is what my mom saw when she looked at my computer.
EDIT #2: I have a girlfriend.
 
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Hahahaha! Great story! That's the sort of thing I worry about. My auto reaction is to close a tab and open up tl whenever I hear someone knock. That might not play well.
My only question is: Months? How do you manage?
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i lol'd so hard ^^ but hey he DOES have quite the sultry soothing voice hahahahahaha
edit: guy in front of me has a good point...how did u go that long? just not caring at all?
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rofl
You should've used only one hand to tab out and the other to put your pants back on at the same time.
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-Shrug- Never really have the desire. Usually doing something else?
I guess you could say, to me, Starcraft is better than masturbating. :D
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damn. just googled Shay Laren. Nice..
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Second most embarrassing story involving Day[9] and masturbation
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Cue someone posting Day[9]'s airplane masturbation story.
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The picture is just perfect.
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I don't understand the picture in relation to the text?
Anyways, Never been caught, sup?
Edit: unless it was on blip? cuz it says "you are not streaming this episode [...]"
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HAHA! i laughed so hard! 5 star blog!
On September 11 2010 10:21 LokitAK wrote:
I guess you could say, to me, Starcraft is better than masturbating. :D
⌐_⌐ sad story bro
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Thanks for introducing me to Shay Laren.... I have something to do now!!!!
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On September 11 2010 10:38 NuKedUFirst wrote:
I don't understand the picture in relation to the text?
Anyways, Never been caught, sup?
Edit: unless it was on blip? cuz it says "you are not streaming this episode [...]"
I've edited the main post for your benefit.
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Should have yelled: "I REGRET NOTHING!"
5/5 anyway lol
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LOL this is amazing hahaha. Awkward moments will ensue.
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she should be proud that you have such good taste really tbh
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lol the next couple of days going to be awkward for sure.
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