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Getting Caught with Day[9]

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LokitAK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan90 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-11 15:46:56
September 11 2010 01:15 GMT
#1
So, just as the title says, I recently (earlier today) got caught jacking off. My mom was out at lunch, and I had just discovered the lovely Shay Laren. I figured it had been a few months, so why not?

Woe is me, I don't hear my mother get back home, and she comes to my room. Lovely mother that she is, she brought me back a club sandwich from the restaurant! Unfortunately, she has this way of not knocking.

So I see the handle turn, and in a panic I tab out of the window. I may have forgotten to mention that my internet is terrible, so in order to watch a Day9 Daily straight through, I have to let if buffer for about an hour. Tabbing out, as if that would make what I'm doing less obvious, my mother walks in. She looks at me. She looks at the computer screen. She puts the sandwich down and walks away, closing the door behind her.

+ Show Spoiler +
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EDIT: The screenshot is what my mom saw when she looked at my computer.

EDIT #2: I have a girlfriend.

****
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
September 11 2010 01:18 GMT
#2
Hahahaha! Great story! That's the sort of thing I worry about. My auto reaction is to close a tab and open up tl whenever I hear someone knock. That might not play well.


My only question is: Months? How do you manage?
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-11 01:18:50
September 11 2010 01:18 GMT
#3
i lol'd so hard ^^ but hey he DOES have quite the sultry soothing voice hahahahahaha

edit: guy in front of me has a good point...how did u go that long? just not caring at all?
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
September 11 2010 01:20 GMT
#4
5 star blog.
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
September 11 2010 01:21 GMT
#5
rofl

You should've used only one hand to tab out and the other to put your pants back on at the same time.
LokitAK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan90 Posts
September 11 2010 01:21 GMT
#6
-Shrug- Never really have the desire. Usually doing something else?

I guess you could say, to me, Starcraft is better than masturbating. :D
zerious
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada3803 Posts
September 11 2010 01:23 GMT
#7
damn. just googled Shay Laren. Nice..
jgju
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States454 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-11 01:27:31
September 11 2010 01:27 GMT
#8
Second most embarrassing story involving Day[9] and masturbation
"For you biting zealots, here's a quote" - Lauryn Hill
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11112 Posts
September 11 2010 01:30 GMT
#9
Cue someone posting Day[9]'s airplane masturbation story.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
Altar
Profile Joined May 2008
United States577 Posts
September 11 2010 01:33 GMT
#10
The picture is just perfect.
Heavens to Betsy
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
September 11 2010 01:33 GMT
#11
On September 11 2010 10:30 Sabu113 wrote:
Cue someone posting Day[9]'s airplane masturbation story.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=75415&currentpage=6#101
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-11 01:40:01
September 11 2010 01:38 GMT
#12
I don't understand the picture in relation to the text?

Anyways, Never been caught, sup?
Edit: unless it was on blip? cuz it says "you are not streaming this episode [...]"
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
September 11 2010 01:39 GMT
#13
HAHA! i laughed so hard! 5 star blog!

On September 11 2010 10:21 LokitAK wrote:
I guess you could say, to me, Starcraft is better than masturbating. :D

⌐_⌐ sad story bro
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Pudge_172
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1378 Posts
September 11 2010 01:41 GMT
#14
Thanks for introducing me to Shay Laren.... I have something to do now!!!!
Diablo 3 Blog Me & My Mom http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=336890
LokitAK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan90 Posts
September 11 2010 01:45 GMT
#15
On September 11 2010 10:38 NuKedUFirst wrote:
I don't understand the picture in relation to the text?

Anyways, Never been caught, sup?
Edit: unless it was on blip? cuz it says "you are not streaming this episode [...]"


I've edited the main post for your benefit.
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
September 11 2010 01:46 GMT
#16
"it is what it is, mom"
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
September 11 2010 01:50 GMT
#17
Should have yelled: "I REGRET NOTHING!"

5/5 anyway lol
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 11 2010 01:50 GMT
#18
LOL this is amazing hahaha. Awkward moments will ensue.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
September 11 2010 01:51 GMT
#19
she should be proud that you have such good taste really tbh
RIP Aaliyah
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 11 2010 01:54 GMT
#20
lol the next couple of days going to be awkward for sure.
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
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