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Getting Caught with Day[9] - Page 3

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Never.Die
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan189 Posts
September 11 2010 04:49 GMT
#41
Lol omg this is too hilarious. Must've been a super embarrassing situation.
Aristurtle
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia23 Posts
September 11 2010 04:51 GMT
#42
micro your internet and pants at the same time.
The pen is mightier than the sword, especially if the pen is shot out of a gun.
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-11 04:53:45
September 11 2010 04:53 GMT
#43
Just get caught again with porn next time. Or if she starts knocking now, just turn the sound up maximum so she knows.
Running is the essence of battle
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
September 11 2010 04:57 GMT
#44
On September 11 2010 13:53 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
Just get caught again with porn next time. Or if she starts knocking now, just turn the sound up maximum so she knows.


This!! Play the most obvious, lesbian porn you can find on max volume, and perhaps obviously watch Day[9] with your pants fucking wedgied and with your hands faaaar above the table ;]
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
September 11 2010 05:35 GMT
#45
"I caught my son masturbating AND he's gay!"
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
September 11 2010 05:37 GMT
#46
"Day[9]": 2200 views
"Girls": 1400 views
Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
September 11 2010 06:10 GMT
#47
Oh god thats hilarious, I'd rather get caught with porn than Day9 haha
PENGUINS
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
September 11 2010 06:14 GMT
#48
Of all the things... I can't think of anything (that isn't R/X-rated) that would be worse than getting caught with Day9
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Dementophobia
Profile Joined July 2009
Austria64 Posts
September 11 2010 06:25 GMT
#49
For me it works exactly the other way round. When my mom catches me masturbating, I quickly tab to the porn section, away from day[9]...
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
September 11 2010 07:18 GMT
#50
On September 11 2010 15:25 Dementophobia wrote:
For me it works exactly the other way round. When my mom catches me masturbating, I quickly tab to the porn section, away from day[9]...

we have a winner
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
September 11 2010 07:22 GMT
#51
Anyone find it funny how Day9 is in a(nother) getting-caught-masturbating story? Except this time, its not Day9
Ducci
Profile Joined April 2009
United States588 Posts
September 11 2010 07:24 GMT
#52
hahaha the story + screenshot combo is pricesless
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
September 11 2010 09:28 GMT
#53
it's pretty sad that I knew exactly who shay laren was, but still that's hilarious hahaha. I wonder if she just starts knocking now without ever mentioning anything.
Matt44au
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia26 Posts
September 11 2010 10:08 GMT
#54
If you were masturbating during Day 9's preshow the other day - with the sexy music and him staring deeply into the audience's eyes - you'd be justified.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
September 11 2010 10:15 GMT
#55
Dude Shay laren is like my favorite pornstar :D
matjlav
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany2435 Posts
September 11 2010 11:09 GMT
#56
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months, so why not?


On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months,


On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
a few months


On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
months


what kind of guy are you...?
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
September 11 2010 14:01 GMT
#57
Oh god that is hilarious - and Day[9]'s smile is the cherry on top.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Arkless
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1547 Posts
September 11 2010 14:08 GMT
#58
On September 11 2010 20:09 matjlav wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months, so why not?


Show nested quote +
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months,


Show nested quote +
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
a few months


Show nested quote +
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
months


what kind of guy are you...?



Lol I was wondering the same. Since me and the gf broke up, I fire one off before i rub the sleep out of my eyes lol.
http://www.mixcloud.com/Arkless/ http://www.soundcloud.com/Arkless
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
September 11 2010 15:22 GMT
#59
I laughed so hard at this. There should seriously be a thread titled "How did you get caught masturbating?" or some shit like that.

Holding it out for months is a pretty damn long time. I heard its actually healthy to rub it out once in a while.
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
September 11 2010 16:19 GMT
#60
Haha, wonder what your mom would have been thinking.
End my suffering
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