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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
September 05 2010 01:27 GMT
#21
On September 05 2010 09:47 Exteray wrote:
I, for one, was amused.


I'm pleased some were


On September 05 2010 10:07 disformation wrote:
Though I had to facepalm, after seeing how many people took this blog for 'real'.


The worst part was that I tried to make it as clear as possible that it was parody. It's hard to imagine anything more ridiculous...
Moderator@SirJolt
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
September 05 2010 01:33 GMT
#22
4/5. Should have taken it further, could have at least worked in voidrays and banshees.
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
September 05 2010 01:37 GMT
#23
On September 05 2010 10:10 SubtleArt wrote:I can't tell if this is a troll blog or not. If it is, well done. If it's not, grow the fuck up and stop whining.


That would be an awful amount of work to put into a troll blog.

If this is serious, it for sure exemplifies all of the problems in plat and low diamond right now. Starcraft has degenerated into 13-year olds trying to see who can cheese each other first

The other day I played 5 games straight in which I was cheesed. One guy actually tried flying double rax's across the map on scrap station to rush me. Like I'm not going to see that? They don't actually know how to play, they have no skills. They can build forges and cannon, that's it. Defeat the cheese and it's hilarious to watch them transition into nonsense builds.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
upinthis
Profile Joined May 2010
United States19 Posts
September 05 2010 01:43 GMT
#24
2,000 elo doesn't sound fake to you guys?
what is this
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
September 05 2010 01:45 GMT
#25
On September 05 2010 10:43 upinthis wrote:
2,000 elo doesn't sound fake to you guys?


Don't bring your reason in here, it's far too late for that.
Moderator@SirJolt
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-05 01:48:16
September 05 2010 01:46 GMT
#26
On September 05 2010 08:52 Kinky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2010 08:33 SirJolt wrote:
The real problem here is that I’m a diamond player with 2,000 ELO and I’ve played 900 games… and terran is so imba that once they decide to cheese you, you don't have a chance.

I hope you're being sarcastic about that because there's no one who's even close to 2,000 in diamond right now.


No he means ELO, where you start with 2000.

Like the BW ELO ranking ^___^
http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/korean/players/detailed-elo
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Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
September 05 2010 01:52 GMT
#27
I thought this was pretty funny until i realized you were trolling like 33% into it.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
September 05 2010 02:07 GMT
#28
Well then, what to do when you face a lot of cheese? Practice to fend it off. Make custom games, get friends to cheese you, practice what to do in certain situations so when you actualyl do get cheesed in ladder, you will feel comfortable nonetheless.

Although I have to admit...this was still a bizzare situation....
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Jaso
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2147 Posts
September 05 2010 02:23 GMT
#29
He made a million hellions, why didn't you warp in any units?

Or DTs?
derp
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
September 05 2010 02:37 GMT
#30
On September 05 2010 10:52 Kashll wrote:
I thought this was pretty funny until i realized you were trolling like 33% into it.


Parody and trolling are different things
Moderator@SirJolt
upinthis
Profile Joined May 2010
United States19 Posts
September 05 2010 02:51 GMT
#31
On September 05 2010 10:45 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2010 10:43 upinthis wrote:
2,000 elo doesn't sound fake to you guys?


Don't bring your reason in here, it's far too late for that.


its not late when people still think there's a chance you were serious
what is this
KillyKyll
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States267 Posts
September 05 2010 03:03 GMT
#32
I started off in the top right, so as any good ‘toss player would, I open by setting up my proxy pylon and gateways,


Haha, of course. I found this funny. Sense of humor everyone. GET SOME
Seriously?
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
September 05 2010 03:11 GMT
#33
On September 05 2010 11:37 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2010 10:52 Kashll wrote:
I thought this was pretty funny until i realized you were trolling like 33% into it.


Parody and trolling are different things


Well point taken. Parody is often used in trolling attempts, but you are right that trolling is not an accurate term to characterize this blog. I was speaking innacurately and loosely.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
September 05 2010 10:36 GMT
#34
Sorry Kashll, I had hoped people would enjoy it, so I had been kind of thrown off balance.
Moderator@SirJolt
n3mo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States298 Posts
September 05 2010 15:19 GMT
#35
hahah sir jolt, well done. if you need a terran to make some actual replays to further confuse people, let me know =P

although in actual games, i've seen cheesers get cheesed, its quite fun to watch. i had a TvT base race on kulas ravine where each of us flew our bases and relocated at least 4 or 5 times each.
My hatred for [banelings] is way greater than my compassion
MrBitter
Profile Joined January 2008
United States2940 Posts
September 05 2010 15:54 GMT
#36
Wait... He's complaining about cheese.... But he started the game by cheesing. Am I the only one that see's the irony here?
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
September 05 2010 16:00 GMT
#37
1/5, would be 0 if not for posts like this:
I can't tell if this is a troll blog or not

Really? Did you read the end?
wootasaurus
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States39 Posts
September 05 2010 16:47 GMT
#38
i would've countered with mass sentry, but that's just me
n3mo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States298 Posts
September 05 2010 17:09 GMT
#39
On September 06 2010 01:47 wootasaurus wrote:
i would've countered with mass sentry, but that's just me


after hallucinating enough air units (voids, for example), they actually can't focus fire your sentry army cause its covered by the air =D
My hatred for [banelings] is way greater than my compassion
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
September 05 2010 17:25 GMT
#40
should have countered with the little robot looking guys at your nexus you had tons of those things but id get some armor upgrades for them so they can be really strong since you had a lot of them this would work i think
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