Hello ladies. How are you doing, fantastic. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he started playing Starcraft 2 on Oberlin's CSL team, he could be a little bit more like me. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're in the viewing room, watching the man your man could pwn some noobs like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an A+ on that Organic Chemistry final! Now look down. Back to me. The exam is now an acceptance letter to that thing you really want to get in to! Anything is possible when your man plays for the Oberlin SC2 team. And ladies, I'm single.
Play for Oberlin's CS2L Team!!!! PM me if interested.
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(admittedly, I'm not expecting much of a turnout...)