So I went over to my buddy's house on my lunchbreak from work yesterday. He lives real close to where I work so I go over once in a while to smoke a bowl and play a couple games of NHL10, it's good times.
His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.
Just to be a dick I take the time to grab his guitar and set his amp/pedal up to make for a hilarious wake up session involving me playing obnoxious Nicklback riffs over and over and over again. (No one wants to start their day off to Nickelback)
Anyways, long story short I kick the door open ripping Nickelback harder than is humanly possible... and there he is eating that shit so hard his face looks like he has a mouth full of sour skittles.
We smoked a bowl that day, but we didn't play any NHL.
And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.
On August 14 2010 02:20 ohaicami wrote: lol @ him eating out his gf in his mother's basement and having a friend who knows how to play nickelback on the guitar
;] just sayin
*edit* love the story though, made my night !!!
haha, touché.
But really, anyone who knows their scales and power chords can pick a nickbelback song apart by ear in a few minutes. I did it just to be a goof at jams once in a while.
And about the cleaning up part, yeah, he brushed his teeth. I still said I could taste his girlfriend on the pipe after though, just to rub it in.
It was awkward for his girlfriend but me and him just laughed about it.
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote: His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.
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And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.
Heh, either his mom didn't know (somehow)...or she wanted you to walk in on that.
On August 14 2010 02:20 ohaicami wrote: lol @ him eating out his gf in his mother's basement and having a friend who knows how to play nickelback on the guitar
;] just sayin
*edit* love the story though, made my night !!!
haha, touché.
But really, anyone who knows their scales and power chords can pick a nickbelback song apart by ear in a few minutes. I did it just to be a goof at jams once in a while.
And about the cleaning up part, yeah, he brushed his teeth. I still said I could taste his girlfriend on the pipe after though, just to rub it in.
It was awkward for his girlfriend but me and him just laughed about it.
bahaha that's awesome. Some of my bong buddies have been intentionally annoying / difficult recently, it's kinda frustrating to hang out with them when they seem to have a problem with me now. Kinda thinking about quitting smoking and ditching them because of that. It's good that you guys have a chill vibe like that about stuff.
He must have quite the life where he, his mom and his gf don't seem to work during the day. Funny story about the nickelback, not hard to do that since all of their music sounds the same.
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote: His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.
...
And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.
Heh, either his mom didn't know (somehow)...or she wanted you to walk in on that.
It's possible, his mom does have a really good sense of humor.
On August 14 2010 02:44 Kralic wrote: He must have quite the life where he, his mom and his gf don't seem to work during the day. Funny story about the nickelback, not hard to do that since all of their music sounds the same.
Yeah, richer than you can imagine. His dad owns a Maserati and his mom works as a substitute teacher part time just for fun.
On August 14 2010 02:44 Kralic wrote: He must have quite the life where he, his mom and his gf don't seem to work during the day. Funny story about the nickelback, not hard to do that since all of their music sounds the same.
Yeah, richer than you can imagine. His dad owns a Maserati and his mom works as a substitute teacher part time just for fun.
Now I know my suspicions of this story were true. Thank you.
On August 14 2010 02:51 MetalMarine wrote: LOL hilarious shit right there. Dunno about sharing a bong or piece with someone after that though.. Might of waited a few days hahah...
On August 14 2010 02:44 Kralic wrote: He must have quite the life where he, his mom and his gf don't seem to work during the day. Funny story about the nickelback, not hard to do that since all of their music sounds the same.
Yeah, richer than you can imagine. His dad owns a Maserati and his mom works as a substitute teacher part time just for fun.
Now I know my suspicions of this story were true. Thank you.
lol it's not a new maserati you tard, it's an old '86 biturbo but you get the idea here.
On August 14 2010 04:34 supernova wrote: Can someone please explain why so many people hate Nickelback? I'm not a fan of theirs but Rockstar is pretty good.
Oh and great story.
Have you heard a unique song of theirs? I haven't.
On August 14 2010 04:34 supernova wrote: Can someone please explain why so many people hate Nickelback? I'm not a fan of theirs but Rockstar is pretty good.
Oh and great story.
Have you heard a unique song of theirs? I haven't.
Define unique. I certainly think Photograph isn't bad. I mean just because they're from...
Oh. My. God. That's it isn't it? You hate them because...
THEY'RE CANADIAN!!!
Ha ha. j/k of course. You like Arcade Fire and they're from Montreal.
On August 14 2010 04:34 supernova wrote: Can someone please explain why so many people hate Nickelback? I'm not a fan of theirs but Rockstar is pretty good.
Oh and great story.
I'm not going to dignify that question with a response
On August 14 2010 04:34 supernova wrote: Can someone please explain why so many people hate Nickelback? I'm not a fan of theirs but Rockstar is pretty good.
Oh and great story.
Have you heard a unique song of theirs? I haven't.
Define unique. I certainly think Photograph isn't bad. I mean just because they're from...
Oh. My. God. That's it isn't it? You hate them because...
THEY'RE CANADIAN!!!
Ha ha. j/k of course. You like Arcade Fire and they're from Montreal.
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote: So I went over to my buddy's house on my lunchbreak from work yesterday. He lives real close to where I work so I go over once in a while to smoke a bowl and play a couple games of NHL10, it's good times.
His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.
Just to be a dick I take the time to grab his guitar and set his amp/pedal up to make for a hilarious wake up session involving me playing obnoxious Nicklback riffs over and over and over again. (No one wants to start their day off to Nickelback)
Anyways, long story short I kick the door open ripping Nickelback harder than is humanly possible... and there he is eating that shit so hard his face looks like he has a mouth full of sour skittles.
We smoked a bowl that day, but we didn't play any NHL.
And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.
Lmao great story. made me LOL so hard! two lines quoted in 1st 2 posts were the best ones. Blame the Mother lmao
edit: Friday the 13th makes me realize why my clan(joined cause lots of b.net friends in it mainly) just got flooded so hard over a girl switching clans that we had to make a secret 5th channel for the clan.
I was picturing that this guy is like, 17-18 years old, not all people that age have jobs so its not the end of the world, and thats why he's living with his family, eating out his girlfriend in the day. This story is 99% more believable than most brag blogs.
EPT
