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mesohawny
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada193 Posts
August 13 2010 16:59 GMT
#1
So I went over to my buddy's house on my lunchbreak from work yesterday. He lives real close to where I work so I go over once in a while to smoke a bowl and play a couple games of NHL10, it's good times.

His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.

Just to be a dick I take the time to grab his guitar and set his amp/pedal up to make for a hilarious wake up session involving me playing obnoxious Nicklback riffs over and over and over again. (No one wants to start their day off to Nickelback)

Anyways, long story short I kick the door open ripping Nickelback harder than is humanly possible... and there he is eating that shit so hard his face looks like he has a mouth full of sour skittles.

We smoked a bowl that day, but we didn't play any NHL.

And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.

****
love you long time
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
August 13 2010 17:02 GMT
#2
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote:
Anyways, long story short I kick the door open ripping Nickelback harder than is humanly possible...

This line made me lol. 5/5 cause it was short and entertaining
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
August 13 2010 17:04 GMT
#3
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote:
No one wants to start their day off to Nickelback

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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 17:06:13
August 13 2010 17:06 GMT
#4
On August 14 2010 02:04 emperorchampion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote:
No one wants to start their day off to Nickelback



Ahahaha, this is fantastic, just because of this line alone. =P
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CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
August 13 2010 17:11 GMT
#5
LOOOOOL
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 13 2010 17:11 GMT
#6
LOL 5/5

Blame his mom
:)
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
August 13 2010 17:14 GMT
#7
Ahahahaha... Weed + bashing nickleback + hilarious story = 5/5 blog
ohaicami
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States103 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 17:20:50
August 13 2010 17:20 GMT
#8
lol @ him eating out his gf in his mother's basement and having a friend who knows how to play nickelback on the guitar

;] just sayin

*edit* love the story though, made my night !!!
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hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
August 13 2010 17:22 GMT
#9
Tell me they cleaned up before you guys shared a pipe / bong rips.... :o
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
s[O]rry
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada398 Posts
August 13 2010 17:24 GMT
#10
Holy god... TOO funny! Was it awkward or just... What the hell????
Sunshine.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 13 2010 17:28 GMT
#11
haha nickelback riffs LOOOOOOOL i hate em
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mesohawny
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada193 Posts
August 13 2010 17:31 GMT
#12
On August 14 2010 02:20 ohaicami wrote:
lol @ him eating out his gf in his mother's basement and having a friend who knows how to play nickelback on the guitar

;] just sayin

*edit* love the story though, made my night !!!


haha, touché.

But really, anyone who knows their scales and power chords can pick a nickbelback song apart by ear in a few minutes. I did it just to be a goof at jams once in a while.

And about the cleaning up part, yeah, he brushed his teeth. I still said I could taste his girlfriend on the pipe after though, just to rub it in.

It was awkward for his girlfriend but me and him just laughed about it.
love you long time
[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
August 13 2010 17:32 GMT
#13
hahaha good one
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 17:33:53
August 13 2010 17:33 GMT
#14
HAHAHAHA nice, what happened after? Did he stop and look up or what? LOL
And who plays NHL10?


Edit: Oh you're canadian
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
August 13 2010 17:34 GMT
#15
hahaha. niceone man. I'd be so pissed if I was the guy going down, going down on a girl while nickelback was on would make me very ILL.
Wishing you well.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
August 13 2010 17:37 GMT
#16
On August 14 2010 02:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
HAHAHAHA nice, what happened after? Did he stop and look up or what? LOL
And who plays NHL10?


Edit: Oh you're canadian

NHL 10 is the best game since... NHL 09
Wishing you well.
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
August 13 2010 17:39 GMT
#17
lol best story ever
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Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
August 13 2010 17:39 GMT
#18
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote:
His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.

...

And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.


Heh, either his mom didn't know (somehow)...or she wanted you to walk in on that.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
August 13 2010 17:42 GMT
#19
On August 14 2010 02:31 mesohawny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 02:20 ohaicami wrote:
lol @ him eating out his gf in his mother's basement and having a friend who knows how to play nickelback on the guitar

;] just sayin

*edit* love the story though, made my night !!!


haha, touché.

But really, anyone who knows their scales and power chords can pick a nickbelback song apart by ear in a few minutes. I did it just to be a goof at jams once in a while.

And about the cleaning up part, yeah, he brushed his teeth. I still said I could taste his girlfriend on the pipe after though, just to rub it in.

It was awkward for his girlfriend but me and him just laughed about it.

bahaha that's awesome. Some of my bong buddies have been intentionally annoying / difficult recently, it's kinda frustrating to hang out with them when they seem to have a problem with me now. Kinda thinking about quitting smoking and ditching them because of that. It's good that you guys have a chill vibe like that about stuff.
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
August 13 2010 17:42 GMT
#20
Smoking a bowl on your lunchbreak lol.... where/what do you do at work?
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