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PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
August 13 2010 22:50 GMT
#61
On August 14 2010 04:46 supernova wrote:
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On August 14 2010 04:40 Roffles wrote:
On August 14 2010 04:34 supernova wrote:
Can someone please explain why so many people hate Nickelback? I'm not a fan of theirs but Rockstar is pretty good.

Oh and great story.


Have you heard a unique song of theirs? I haven't.


Define unique. I certainly think Photograph isn't bad. I mean just because they're from...

Oh. My. God. That's it isn't it? You hate them because...

THEY'RE CANADIAN!!!

Ha ha. j/k of course. You like Arcade Fire and they're from Montreal.

You do like Arcade Fire right?

ugh arcade fire gross... i rage when i hear them

great fuckin blog man 5/5
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
August 13 2010 22:59 GMT
#62
Omg this made my shitty Friday the 13th SO much better, freaking hilarious
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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
August 13 2010 23:17 GMT
#63
I bet it tasted pretty sour after the Nickelback hit her eardrum...
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Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 13 2010 23:19 GMT
#64
On August 14 2010 08:17 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
I bet it tasted pretty sour after the Nickelback hit her eardrum...

Wow, that produced a surprisingly vivid image >_<
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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
August 14 2010 00:20 GMT
#65
On August 14 2010 01:59 mesohawny wrote:
So I went over to my buddy's house on my lunchbreak from work yesterday. He lives real close to where I work so I go over once in a while to smoke a bowl and play a couple games of NHL10, it's good times.

His Mom knows me really well so she lets me in and tells me he's sleeping but i should go downstairs (he has 3 rooms in the basement to himself)to wake him up cuz it's like 12:45pm anyways.

Just to be a dick I take the time to grab his guitar and set his amp/pedal up to make for a hilarious wake up session involving me playing obnoxious Nicklback riffs over and over and over again. (No one wants to start their day off to Nickelback)

Anyways, long story short I kick the door open ripping Nickelback harder than is humanly possible... and there he is eating that shit so hard his face looks like he has a mouth full of sour skittles.

We smoked a bowl that day, but we didn't play any NHL.

And no, his mom didn't see it pertinent to tell me that he was down there with his woman.

I dont know why, laughed reading this part
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14904 Posts
August 14 2010 01:01 GMT
#66
hahahaha 5/5
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
August 14 2010 05:08 GMT
#67
On August 14 2010 07:59 mOnion wrote:
Omg this made my shitty Friday the 13th SO much better, freaking hilarious


Wait wtf it's the 13th? No wonder today has sucked...

on-topic... thanks for the smile OP
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 07:16:28
August 14 2010 07:14 GMT
#68
Lmao great story. made me LOL so hard! two lines quoted in 1st 2 posts were the best ones. Blame the Mother lmao

edit: Friday the 13th makes me realize why my clan(joined cause lots of b.net friends in it mainly) just got flooded so hard over a girl switching clans that we had to make a secret 5th channel for the clan.
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
August 14 2010 07:21 GMT
#69
llooool so epic
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
August 14 2010 17:21 GMT
#70
I was picturing that this guy is like, 17-18 years old, not all people that age have jobs so its not the end of the world, and thats why he's living with his family, eating out his girlfriend in the day. This story is 99% more believable than most brag blogs.
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