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Man dressed as Vader robs store

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UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:18:31
July 23 2010 19:11 GMT
#1
Pretty amazing news story, which i am sure many journalists jumped on the opportunity for puns:


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The Empire Strikes Bank: Armed robber dressed as Darth Vader demands cash in daring raid

When a six-foot man strode into a Long Island bank yesterday dressed as sci-fi super villain Darth Vader, customers and staff thought it was a joke.

But they soon realised how serious the man was when he produced a handgun and demanded cash.

Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared.

Using excessive Force: New York police have released CCTV images of a man dressed as Darth Vader robbing a Long Island bank as customers cower

The man entered the Chase Bank in East Setauket around 11:30am, wearing the distinctive Darth Vader mask, a long black cloak and - slightly out of character - camouflage combat trousers.

One customer thought the outfit was so funny that he started joking with the dark lord as he tried to pull off his heist.

Suffolk County Police Detective Sergeant William Lamb said: 'The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery.'

But staff and customers were left in no doubt when the man then produced a handgun from a bag and screamed, 'This is not a joke' to cashiers.


Darth Raider: Staff and customers thought it was a practical joke when the man, dressed in distinctive Star Wars helmet and cape, first entered the bank

Counting the cost: The Chase Bank in Setauket, New York, remains closed as staff count the tills to see how much the bandit made off with

Police have released CCTV images of the man stuffing the money into a drawstring bag featuring a New York Yankees logo.

As he left the robber punched another customer who tried to stop him.

The bank was still checking its drawers last night to figure out how large his take was, Detective Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, the NYPD arrested a man dubbed the 'Bouquet Bandit', who acquired his unusual nickname after bringing flowers and potted plants into the banks he robbed.


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What i was thinking is that do you think it would make him easier to track down? surely it's easier to find a guy who's bought a Vader mask and owns a motorcycle of said brand (another article said he escaped on a motorcycle) than to rob it with a hoodie and a balaclava and get away on foot/a car with no number plates.

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Edit: With more pictures, and the whole article

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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 23 2010 19:12 GMT
#2
LOL BRILLIANT

I wonder if they will ever catch him!
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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
July 23 2010 19:13 GMT
#3
That guy is on the ground laughing right?
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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
July 23 2010 19:14 GMT
#4
On July 24 2010 04:12 Megalisk wrote:
LOL BRILLIANT

I wonder if they will ever catch him!

I sure hope so. Darth Vader's crimes against humanity are well-documented. He's got to be brought to justice.
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UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
July 23 2010 19:16 GMT
#5
lol one headline read "The Empire must have been hit hard by the economy."
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Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
July 23 2010 19:16 GMT
#6
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JinNJuice
Profile Joined June 2010
United States255 Posts
July 23 2010 19:18 GMT
#7
One customer thought the outfit was so funny that he started joking with the dark lord as he tried to pull off his heist.


lol, my favorite part. I'd probably be laughing my ass off while im getting robbed. Pretty hilarious, despite the fact that it's a bank robbery.
Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
July 23 2010 19:18 GMT
#8
That's.......... pretty awesome.

It's a good thing he didn't shoot anybody, since he probably thought his weapon was set to "stun".
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blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
July 23 2010 19:19 GMT
#9
rofl thats so funny lol.
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disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
July 23 2010 19:20 GMT
#10
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?
this game is a fucking jokie
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
July 23 2010 19:21 GMT
#11
I would have started beatboxing this
if I was in that bank. Just saying.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 23 2010 19:21 GMT
#12
It's all funding for his next death star.
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
July 23 2010 19:22 GMT
#13
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
July 23 2010 19:24 GMT
#14
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash

Maybe he did it for kicks?
this game is a fucking jokie
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
July 23 2010 19:24 GMT
#15
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash


Because Vader has a lightsaber
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UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
July 23 2010 19:26 GMT
#16
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash

Star wars starts a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, maybe the empire has long crumbled millenniums ago, and his suit makes him immortal, and as the empire crumbled he managed to escape to our galaxy in his broken ship, and landed in Roswell and now is trying to make a living with our cash, of course becuase of the colour of our sun his powers are useless on this planet, or maybe that's a different film...
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unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:33:55
July 23 2010 19:33 GMT
#17
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 23 2010 19:36 GMT
#18
On July 24 2010 04:33 unit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed

because if it was a woman im sure the people who have been at the robberies would have spoken up about a female voice by now
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:37:30
July 23 2010 19:36 GMT
#19
I love the puns. I remember a bank robbery where it was a guy dressed as a woman who robbed the bank with a crossbow. That person got caught, and this Vader will scream when he meets the same fate.
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Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:42:56
July 23 2010 19:38 GMT
#20
On July 24 2010 04:33 unit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed




Is this what you're thinking about?

Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
July 23 2010 19:45 GMT
#21
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YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
July 23 2010 19:46 GMT
#22
On July 24 2010 04:24 heyoka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash


Because Vader has a lightsaber


And force choke. Seriously, most imba move ever. OH, MOVED SOME FINGERS, LOL U DEAD.
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 23 2010 19:50 GMT
#23
On July 24 2010 04:46 DTK-m2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:24 heyoka wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash


Because Vader has a lightsaber


And force choke. Seriously, most imba move ever. OH, MOVED SOME FINGERS, LOL U DEAD.

Vader's smart enough to not use any of those things in an armed robbery in order to make everyone think that that was a guy dressed as Vader, rather than the real one.
GunSec
Profile Joined February 2010
1095 Posts
July 23 2010 19:58 GMT
#24
The force is so dark inside darth vader, there is no hope!
lu_cid
Profile Joined April 2008
United States428 Posts
July 23 2010 19:59 GMT
#25
I wonder what he did with the helmet and cape after he ran out of the bank...
QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
July 23 2010 20:13 GMT
#26
What a badass!
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Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
July 23 2010 20:18 GMT
#27
On July 24 2010 04:14 motbob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:12 Megalisk wrote:
LOL BRILLIANT

I wonder if they will ever catch him!

I sure hope so. Darth Vader's crimes against humanity are well-documented. He's got to be brought to justice.


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FindingPride
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1001 Posts
July 23 2010 20:27 GMT
#28
lmao... amazing
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
July 23 2010 20:31 GMT
#29
This is amazing, Darth Raider lolololol. As a hardcore Star Wars fan I appreciated all the puns that have been included. What a great story.
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Neos
Profile Joined June 2009
United States400 Posts
July 23 2010 20:47 GMT
#30
Luke, come join the dark side... and after that, give me all your large bills.
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 23 2010 21:22 GMT
#31
On July 24 2010 04:38 Chronopolis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:33 unit wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLrgxtALWs#t=32m20s

Is this what you're thinking about?


damn good job finding that lol yea thats what i was thinking about ^___^
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
July 23 2010 21:40 GMT
#32
On July 24 2010 04:36 BDF92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:33 unit wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed

because if it was a woman im sure the people who have been at the robberies would have spoken up about a female voice by now


Unless she was using one of those vader voice changer toys you could buy at a store... think about it!!!1
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Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
July 23 2010 21:49 GMT
#33
That second picture had me laughing my head off. So brilliant that he wore the full cape. Others might find it impractical for a robbery, but Vader knew that real badasses wear capes.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11563 Posts
July 23 2010 21:51 GMT
#34
the guy has style!
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 22:03:37
July 23 2010 21:59 GMT
#35
I bet he used it because A) it's a mask and B) it comes with a built in voice changer.

Btw, why does the title say he robbed a store- it clearly says bank a number of times and it was Chase..
btw, this articles blows. It doesn't even say how much money he made off with.
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Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 23 2010 22:13 GMT
#36
On July 24 2010 04:50 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:46 DTK-m2 wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:24 heyoka wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash


Because Vader has a lightsaber


And force choke. Seriously, most imba move ever. OH, MOVED SOME FINGERS, LOL U DEAD.

Vader's smart enough to not use any of those things in an armed robbery in order to make everyone think that that was a guy dressed as Vader, rather than the real one.


Oh god, now I don't know what to believe!
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Deleted User 62283
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
385 Posts
July 23 2010 22:39 GMT
#37
On July 24 2010 04:14 motbob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:12 Megalisk wrote:
LOL BRILLIANT

I wonder if they will ever catch him!

I sure hope so. Darth Vader's crimes against humanity are well-documented. He's got to be brought to justice.


Yeah that bastard need to go to court for cutting off luke's hand.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
July 23 2010 22:41 GMT
#38
why does he need a gun, using the force would have been a cleaner escape with much less evidence
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 23 2010 23:50 GMT
#39
Better than the guy thats been robbing banks with flower pots.
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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 24 2010 00:29 GMT
#40
On July 24 2010 04:59 lu_cid wrote:
I wonder what he did with the helmet and cape after he ran out of the bank...


lol. He must've taken them off right outside. Or something. Can't tell me no one saw a Darth Vader riding a motorcycle down the highway.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
ArnO-
Profile Joined May 2008
United States258 Posts
July 24 2010 00:29 GMT
#41
Whats with the camo pants, he should have at least finished the outfit with pants similar to what Vader would wear.
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
July 24 2010 00:30 GMT
#42
The Empire Strikes Bank

Uhhhhhh.......

I just had a fucking headache.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 24 2010 01:04 GMT
#43
On July 24 2010 09:29 SnIpEuOuT wrote:
Whats with the camo pants, he should have at least finished the outfit with pants similar to what Vader would wear.


Plastic pants are harder to find than you think....

>.>

<.<
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
July 24 2010 03:00 GMT
#44
Man, if he covered his legs and had the super strong laser, it would be unbelievably epic.
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