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UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:18:31
July 23 2010 19:11 GMT
#1
Pretty amazing news story, which i am sure many journalists jumped on the opportunity for puns:


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The Empire Strikes Bank: Armed robber dressed as Darth Vader demands cash in daring raid

When a six-foot man strode into a Long Island bank yesterday dressed as sci-fi super villain Darth Vader, customers and staff thought it was a joke.

But they soon realised how serious the man was when he produced a handgun and demanded cash.

Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared.

Using excessive Force: New York police have released CCTV images of a man dressed as Darth Vader robbing a Long Island bank as customers cower

The man entered the Chase Bank in East Setauket around 11:30am, wearing the distinctive Darth Vader mask, a long black cloak and - slightly out of character - camouflage combat trousers.

One customer thought the outfit was so funny that he started joking with the dark lord as he tried to pull off his heist.

Suffolk County Police Detective Sergeant William Lamb said: 'The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery.'

But staff and customers were left in no doubt when the man then produced a handgun from a bag and screamed, 'This is not a joke' to cashiers.


Darth Raider: Staff and customers thought it was a practical joke when the man, dressed in distinctive Star Wars helmet and cape, first entered the bank

Counting the cost: The Chase Bank in Setauket, New York, remains closed as staff count the tills to see how much the bandit made off with

Police have released CCTV images of the man stuffing the money into a drawstring bag featuring a New York Yankees logo.

As he left the robber punched another customer who tried to stop him.

The bank was still checking its drawers last night to figure out how large his take was, Detective Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, the NYPD arrested a man dubbed the 'Bouquet Bandit', who acquired his unusual nickname after bringing flowers and potted plants into the banks he robbed.


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What i was thinking is that do you think it would make him easier to track down? surely it's easier to find a guy who's bought a Vader mask and owns a motorcycle of said brand (another article said he escaped on a motorcycle) than to rob it with a hoodie and a balaclava and get away on foot/a car with no number plates.

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Edit: With more pictures, and the whole article

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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 23 2010 19:12 GMT
#2
LOL BRILLIANT

I wonder if they will ever catch him!
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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
July 23 2010 19:13 GMT
#3
That guy is on the ground laughing right?
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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
July 23 2010 19:14 GMT
#4
On July 24 2010 04:12 Megalisk wrote:
LOL BRILLIANT

I wonder if they will ever catch him!

I sure hope so. Darth Vader's crimes against humanity are well-documented. He's got to be brought to justice.
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UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
July 23 2010 19:16 GMT
#5
lol one headline read "The Empire must have been hit hard by the economy."
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Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
July 23 2010 19:16 GMT
#6
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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JinNJuice
Profile Joined June 2010
United States255 Posts
July 23 2010 19:18 GMT
#7
One customer thought the outfit was so funny that he started joking with the dark lord as he tried to pull off his heist.


lol, my favorite part. I'd probably be laughing my ass off while im getting robbed. Pretty hilarious, despite the fact that it's a bank robbery.
Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
July 23 2010 19:18 GMT
#8
That's.......... pretty awesome.

It's a good thing he didn't shoot anybody, since he probably thought his weapon was set to "stun".
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blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
July 23 2010 19:19 GMT
#9
rofl thats so funny lol.
When I think of something else, something will go here
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
July 23 2010 19:20 GMT
#10
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?
this game is a fucking jokie
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
July 23 2010 19:21 GMT
#11
I would have started beatboxing this
if I was in that bank. Just saying.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 23 2010 19:21 GMT
#12
It's all funding for his next death star.
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
July 23 2010 19:22 GMT
#13
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
July 23 2010 19:24 GMT
#14
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash

Maybe he did it for kicks?
this game is a fucking jokie
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
July 23 2010 19:24 GMT
#15
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash


Because Vader has a lightsaber
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UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
July 23 2010 19:26 GMT
#16
On July 24 2010 04:22 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

Because the real Vader would not care for petty cash

Star wars starts a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, maybe the empire has long crumbled millenniums ago, and his suit makes him immortal, and as the empire crumbled he managed to escape to our galaxy in his broken ship, and landed in Roswell and now is trying to make a living with our cash, of course becuase of the colour of our sun his powers are useless on this planet, or maybe that's a different film...
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unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:33:55
July 23 2010 19:33 GMT
#17
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 23 2010 19:36 GMT
#18
On July 24 2010 04:33 unit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed

because if it was a woman im sure the people who have been at the robberies would have spoken up about a female voice by now
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:37:30
July 23 2010 19:36 GMT
#19
I love the puns. I remember a bank robbery where it was a guy dressed as a woman who robbed the bank with a crossbow. That person got caught, and this Vader will scream when he meets the same fate.
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Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 19:42:56
July 23 2010 19:38 GMT
#20
On July 24 2010 04:33 unit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:20 disco wrote:
Why do people assume it was a man dressed as Vader?

fixed




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