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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
instead, the fucking can sprayed bean sauce all over the kitchen and on my cj entus shirt (FUUUU). i shrugged it off and kept opening the can. but the beans were not done pulling shenanigans. a small piece of the lid remained attached, so i pushed it down with my thump like i always do when it happens. then the lid fucking bent and sliced the pad of my thumb like a cheesy ass DT. so here i am typing with one hand. hope i domt need stiches. trust me, you dont want a pic.   | ||
micronesia
United States24779 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Did you really put a metal can in the microwave? Same here. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Did you really put a metal can in the microwave? this what were you thinking | ||
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
On July 15 2010 08:38 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: i was hungry. you know what that means: open up a can of beans, throw that shit in the microwave, woolf that shit down, then get back to stomping newbs in sc2. instead, the fucking can sprayed bean sauce all over the kitchen and on my cj entus shirt (FUUUU). i shrugged it off and kept opening the can. but the beans were not done pulling shenanigans. a small piece of the lid remained attached, so i pushed it down with my thump like i always do when it happens. then the lid fucking bent and sliced the pad of my thumb like a cheesy ass DT. so here i am typing with one hand. hope i domt need stiches. trust me, you dont want a pic. Ahahahaha, 5/5. As for the thumb, just apply pressure 'till it stops bleeding then put some neosporin on it followed by and band-aid. But yeah if it's too bad you might want to consider stitches. | ||
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HeadhunteR
Argentina1258 Posts
this cant be true...... when has that ever worked well? | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
 this is many bleeds | ||
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zergnewb
United States816 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
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Polar_Nada
United States1548 Posts
On July 15 2010 08:48 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush heh one handed? | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
Note the immediately before part of his sentence.... | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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Deleted User 62283
385 Posts
![[image loading]](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_waZPo2NArdI/SZxeDNyVp4I/AAAAAAAAA3Y/VSf_HGFqB0A/s400/fu11.jpg) Sucks man, try to be more careful next time | ||
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shieldbreak
United States406 Posts
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micronesia
United States24779 Posts
On July 15 2010 09:10 shieldbreak wrote: Oh dude that sucks...Wha...Wait. You threw a metal can in the microwave? If you read the thread carefully (with any effort whatsoever) you'll see that he cut his finger BEFORE putting the can in the microwave. The OP was a bit unclear. | ||
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mucker
United States1120 Posts
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Tenryu
United States565 Posts
On July 15 2010 09:06 tru_power22 wrote: FUCKING BEANS!!! Sucks man, try to be more careful next time OOOH i love doing that. Gives me a hard on everytime. | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
On July 15 2010 09:14 mucker wrote: Pic of the demon can at least, jeez it's in the trash. i ate the beans a few minutes ago. afj > beans | ||
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Subversion
South Africa3627 Posts
ramen is the instant meal of choice | ||
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san-tokie
Korea (South)185 Posts
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SilentCrono
United States1420 Posts
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Cow
Canada1104 Posts
Also I hope that stain comes off ;x | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
On July 15 2010 09:36 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: it's in the trash. i ate the beans a few minutes ago. afj > beans at least you got double revenge on it.  | ||
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
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Durak
Canada3685 Posts
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Divinek
Canada4045 Posts
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Mykill
Canada3402 Posts
don't eat beans! try microwave pasta. much safer! | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
5/5 | ||
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gaizka
United States991 Posts
On July 15 2010 09:14 mucker wrote: Pic of the demon can at least, jeez Please. edit: aw, I saw your response | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
just got his beans stalked.... YEEAAAHHH!!!! | ||
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pokeyAA
United States936 Posts
On July 15 2010 09:40 Subversion wrote: meh. beans are crap anyway. ramen is the instant meal of choice I would agree, but beans are probably a lot better for you, and it fills you up fast. | ||
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Empyrean
17070 Posts
On July 15 2010 12:14 pokeyAA wrote: I would agree, but beans are probably a lot better for you, and it fills you up fast. Beans are a great source of protein, some vitamins/minerals, and also a great source of fiber. They help you feel much fuller, and are very cheap and easy to prepare. You can also make very good meals with beans that taste great. Ramen is super high in sodium and saturated fats (have you ever wondered how they get Ramen into those brick shapes? Massively fried.), and isn't as versatile as beans. It's also actually more expensive compared to buying beans in bulk. | ||
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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a176
Canada6688 Posts
On July 15 2010 10:32 Durak wrote: I've got this sick can-opener that cuts the side of the lid so that the lid and can aren't sharp at all. Genius invention. me too man. mine also has a freakin' tweezer-like grip thing on it to grab the metal lid - no fingers involved at all. | ||
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AppleTart
United States1261 Posts
the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so eat beans with every meal! | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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