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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 14 2010 23:38 GMT
#1
i was hungry. you know what that means: open up a can of beans, throw that shit in the microwave, woolf that shit down, then get back to stomping newbs in sc2.

instead, the fucking can sprayed bean sauce all over the kitchen and on my cj entus shirt (FUUUU). i shrugged it off and kept opening the can.

but the beans were not done pulling shenanigans. a small piece of the lid remained attached, so i pushed it down with my thump like i always do when it happens. then the lid fucking bent and sliced the pad of my thumb like a cheesy ass DT. so here i am typing with one hand. hope i domt need stiches. trust me, you dont want a pic.

****
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
July 14 2010 23:39 GMT
#2
Cans can be vicious as hell. I feel for you man. Clean it good! Hopefully you can let someone take a look at it.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 14 2010 23:39 GMT
#3
Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 14 2010 23:40 GMT
#4
That's why I'm always careful when opening cans. Those edges can fuck you up.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 14 2010 23:40 GMT
#5
On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?


Same here.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
July 14 2010 23:40 GMT
#6
On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?


this

what were you thinking
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
July 14 2010 23:42 GMT
#7
On July 15 2010 08:38 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
i was hungry. you know what that means: open up a can of beans, throw that shit in the microwave, woolf that shit down, then get back to stomping newbs in sc2.

instead, the fucking can sprayed bean sauce all over the kitchen and on my cj entus shirt (FUUUU). i shrugged it off and kept opening the can.

but the beans were not done pulling shenanigans. a small piece of the lid remained attached, so i pushed it down with my thump like i always do when it happens. then the lid fucking bent and sliced the pad of my thumb like a cheesy ass DT. so here i am typing with one hand. hope i domt need stiches. trust me, you dont want a pic.


Ahahahaha, 5/5.

As for the thumb, just apply pressure 'till it stops bleeding then put some neosporin on it followed by and band-aid. But yeah if it's too bad you might want to consider stitches.
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
July 14 2010 23:43 GMT
#8
On July 15 2010 08:40 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?


this

what were you thinking



this cant be true...... when has that ever worked well?
in The Kong line forever
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 14 2010 23:43 GMT
#9
nono i was putting the beans into a bowl first

this is many bleeds
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 14 2010 23:47 GMT
#10
Oh jeez that has to suck. Maybe karma at work?
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 14 2010 23:48 GMT
#11
i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
July 14 2010 23:49 GMT
#12
On July 15 2010 08:48 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush

heh one handed?
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
July 14 2010 23:51 GMT
#13
On July 15 2010 08:49 Polar_Nada wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 15 2010 08:48 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush

heh one handed?


Note the immediately before part of his sentence....
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 14 2010 23:53 GMT
#14
This is why I use a spoon and leave a small section of the can lid attached. Of course a can-opener is a standard house utensil.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Deleted User 62283
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
385 Posts
July 15 2010 00:06 GMT
#15
FUCKING BEANS!!!

[image loading]

Sucks man, try to be more careful next time
shieldbreak
Profile Joined February 2010
United States406 Posts
July 15 2010 00:10 GMT
#16
Oh dude that sucks...Wha...Wait. You threw a metal can in the microwave?
Many a sleepless nights were spent doing absolutely nothing.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
July 15 2010 00:11 GMT
#17
On July 15 2010 09:10 shieldbreak wrote:
Oh dude that sucks...Wha...Wait. You threw a metal can in the microwave?

If you read the thread carefully (with any effort whatsoever) you'll see that he cut his finger BEFORE putting the can in the microwave. The OP was a bit unclear.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
July 15 2010 00:14 GMT
#18
Pic of the demon can at least, jeez
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
Tenryu
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States565 Posts
July 15 2010 00:16 GMT
#19
On July 15 2010 09:06 tru_power22 wrote:
FUCKING BEANS!!!

[image loading]

Sucks man, try to be more careful next time


OOOH i love doing that. Gives me a hard on everytime.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Understar
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 00:35:17
July 15 2010 00:34 GMT
#20
I feel for ya, except my experience with a can splitting my hand open was cause I was hulking a can... but still. Your situation is worse though... THE CJ ENTUS SHIRT - Oh the humaity... *faints with handkerchief in hand*
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
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