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i was hungry. you know what that means: open up a can of beans, throw that shit in the microwave, woolf that shit down, then get back to stomping newbs in sc2.
instead, the fucking can sprayed bean sauce all over the kitchen and on my cj entus shirt (FUUUU). i shrugged it off and kept opening the can.
but the beans were not done pulling shenanigans. a small piece of the lid remained attached, so i pushed it down with my thump like i always do when it happens. then the lid fucking bent and sliced the pad of my thumb like a cheesy ass DT. so here i am typing with one hand. hope i domt need stiches. trust me, you dont want a pic.
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Cans can be vicious as hell. I feel for you man. Clean it good! Hopefully you can let someone take a look at it.
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Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?
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That's why I'm always careful when opening cans. Those edges can fuck you up.
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On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?
Same here.
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On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Did you really put a metal can in the microwave?
this
what were you thinking
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On July 15 2010 08:38 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: i was hungry. you know what that means: open up a can of beans, throw that shit in the microwave, woolf that shit down, then get back to stomping newbs in sc2.
instead, the fucking can sprayed bean sauce all over the kitchen and on my cj entus shirt (FUUUU). i shrugged it off and kept opening the can.
but the beans were not done pulling shenanigans. a small piece of the lid remained attached, so i pushed it down with my thump like i always do when it happens. then the lid fucking bent and sliced the pad of my thumb like a cheesy ass DT. so here i am typing with one hand. hope i domt need stiches. trust me, you dont want a pic.
Ahahahaha, 5/5.
As for the thumb, just apply pressure 'till it stops bleeding then put some neosporin on it followed by and band-aid. But yeah if it's too bad you might want to consider stitches.
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On July 15 2010 08:40 FragKrag wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2010 08:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Did you really put a metal can in the microwave? this what were you thinking
this cant be true...... when has that ever worked well?
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nono i was putting the beans into a bowl first
this is many bleeds
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Oh jeez that has to suck. Maybe karma at work?
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i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush
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On July 15 2010 08:48 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush heh one handed?
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On July 15 2010 08:49 Polar_Nada wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2010 08:48 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: i forgot to add that i immediately before this happened, i cheesed and won 3 TvT in a row with mass marine/maruader rush heh one handed?
Note the immediately before part of his sentence....
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This is why I use a spoon and leave a small section of the can lid attached. Of course a can-opener is a standard house utensil.
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FUCKING BEANS!!!
Sucks man, try to be more careful next time
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Oh dude that sucks...Wha...Wait. You threw a metal can in the microwave?
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On July 15 2010 09:10 shieldbreak wrote: Oh dude that sucks...Wha...Wait. You threw a metal can in the microwave? If you read the thread carefully (with any effort whatsoever) you'll see that he cut his finger BEFORE putting the can in the microwave. The OP was a bit unclear.
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Pic of the demon can at least, jeez
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On July 15 2010 09:06 tru_power22 wrote:FUCKING BEANS!!! Sucks man, try to be more careful next time
OOOH i love doing that. Gives me a hard on everytime.
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I feel for ya, except my experience with a can splitting my hand open was cause I was hulking a can... but still. Your situation is worse though... THE CJ ENTUS SHIRT - Oh the humaity... *faints with handkerchief in hand*
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