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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 15 2010 00:36 GMT
#21
On July 15 2010 09:14 mucker wrote:
Pic of the demon can at least, jeez


it's in the trash. i ate the beans a few minutes ago.

afj > beans
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
July 15 2010 00:40 GMT
#22
meh. beans are crap anyway.

ramen is the instant meal of choice
san-tokie
Profile Joined May 2007
Korea (South)185 Posts
July 15 2010 00:43 GMT
#23
I have a similar experience with opening ramen and unknowing my own strength the bag exploded and noodles went everywhere
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
July 15 2010 00:43 GMT
#24
that is why i am careful with those fucking cans
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 15 2010 00:59 GMT
#25
Same thing happened to my mom just under a year ago. Dad took her to emergency, while I stayed home to watch younger siblings. There was blood splattered all over the wall, it was pretty freaky. Needless to say, I've been very careful about opening cans now.
Also I hope that stain comes off ;x
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
July 15 2010 01:23 GMT
#26
On July 15 2010 09:36 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 15 2010 09:14 mucker wrote:
Pic of the demon can at least, jeez


it's in the trash. i ate the beans a few minutes ago.

afj > beans


at least you got double revenge on it.
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
July 15 2010 01:30 GMT
#27
I was expecting this thread to be about drugs. I've gored myself on my share of cans too.
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
July 15 2010 01:32 GMT
#28
all right! Fuck beans, hell yeah!~
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
July 15 2010 01:32 GMT
#29
I've got this sick can-opener that cuts the side of the lid so that the lid and can aren't sharp at all. Genius invention.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
July 15 2010 01:41 GMT
#30
hopefully you learned how to open a can now
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
July 15 2010 01:46 GMT
#31
hahah that sucks!
don't eat beans! try microwave pasta. much safer!
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Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
July 15 2010 02:06 GMT
#32
I'm glad that you shared because I'm sure we all enjoy laughing at you very much.

5/5
gaizka
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States991 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 02:16:45
July 15 2010 02:16 GMT
#33
Hope you can clean you shirt.

On July 15 2010 09:14 mucker wrote:
Pic of the demon can at least, jeez


Please.

edit: aw, I saw your response
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 15 2010 02:17 GMT
#34
I guess you could say this Jack...

just got his beans stalked....

YEEAAAHHH!!!!
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
July 15 2010 03:14 GMT
#35
On July 15 2010 09:40 Subversion wrote:
meh. beans are crap anyway.

ramen is the instant meal of choice


I would agree, but beans are probably a lot better for you, and it fills you up fast.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
July 15 2010 03:16 GMT
#36
On July 15 2010 12:14 pokeyAA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 15 2010 09:40 Subversion wrote:
meh. beans are crap anyway.

ramen is the instant meal of choice


I would agree, but beans are probably a lot better for you, and it fills you up fast.


Beans are a great source of protein, some vitamins/minerals, and also a great source of fiber. They help you feel much fuller, and are very cheap and easy to prepare. You can also make very good meals with beans that taste great.

Ramen is super high in sodium and saturated fats (have you ever wondered how they get Ramen into those brick shapes? Massively fried.), and isn't as versatile as beans. It's also actually more expensive compared to buying beans in bulk.
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 15 2010 03:32 GMT
#37
What is wrong with you people, everyone should be asking for updates on the CJ shirt goddammit!
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
July 15 2010 05:46 GMT
#38
On July 15 2010 10:32 Durak wrote:
I've got this sick can-opener that cuts the side of the lid so that the lid and can aren't sharp at all. Genius invention.


me too man. mine also has a freakin' tweezer-like grip thing on it to grab the metal lid - no fingers involved at all.
starleague forever
AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
July 15 2010 05:54 GMT
#39
beans beans they're good for the heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal!
always tired -_-
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
July 15 2010 08:24 GMT
#40
I like beans. lots of em. I don't like a crowd so beans is my good friend.......
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