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Why is there a giant compass in the yellow sea?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
On July 10 2010 20:44 MyHeroNoob wrote:
Why is there a giant compass in the yellow sea?
I believe that compass was originally a massive Nexus monument, but due to issues of scale its construction had to be abandoned. So sad 
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What is the average korean's opinion about living in Ireland?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
On July 10 2010 20:51 MyHeroNoob wrote:
What is the average korean's opinion about living in Ireland?
I'll be honest, they're not mad for it. Sure, there are good things, but it's hard to ask for a Guinness in Korean. Instead they tend to focus on the fact that it's impossible to play StarCraft from most of the country because our broadband providers are rapacious vultures.
Invariably, they wither and die from BW withdrawal after a week or two of arrival
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Haha at that flag!
How does the korean food taste?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
Korean food all tastes like kimchi! It's like all of the best feelings you've ever had were boiled down into one food that's available everywhere. It's amazing.
Also, there are noodles... but they give me a bad case of the vespenes (if you catch my drift).
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
On July 10 2010 21:13 VorcePA wrote:
Why is China purple?
I believe it's a result of sexual frustration owing to their one-child policy, but I'm no scientist.
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What can you tell me about the scientists in korea?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
Korean science is a tricky thing. At the moment they're trying to figure out if kimchi can cure any diseases other than avian flu.
If it turns out that there's more kimchi can do, then it looks like they'll try to find a way to spontaneously generate it from urban centres, so that it gradually spreads out to cover the landscape. In the future, this kimchi-creep will ensure that Koreans are healthy wherever they go.
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On July 10 2010 21:13 SirJolt wrote:I believe it's a result of sexual frustration owing to their one-child policy, but I'm no scientist.
Hm.
Do Koreans perceive Americans like many Europeans do (i.e. fat, stupid, ignorant, etc.)?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
As a European, this is a somewhat difficult to gauge, as I'm already viewing the matter from somewhere off-centre, so to speak.
Most of the Koreans I've met have been friendly and outgoing. I should also point out that I'm kind of fat, stupid and ignorant, and they haven't made a big deal out of it at all.
By induction, it seems reasonable to assume that, if they do stereotype Americans in this way, then they probably don't treat anyone badly because of it 
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As a white man is it easy to get pussy in korea?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
On July 10 2010 21:31 arb wrote:
As a white man is it easy to get pussy in korea?
Like you wouldn't believe! I swear man, it's like there's some kind of freaky cross-species attraction going on. They're all over you the whole time you're there, rubbing up against you and doing that amazing little Korean purr they have going on.
If you wanted, you could have like, eight cats in Korea and all of them would love you just the same as long as you fed them.
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^What type of cars do they drive in Korea? (brand)
Oh yeah, and are academic standards really high? Do they have prestigious universities that are nigh impossible to make it into?
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the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
On July 10 2010 21:37 moon` wrote:
^What type of cars do they drive in Korea? (brand)
Oh yeah, and are academic standards really high? Do they have prestigious universities that are nigh impossible to make it into?
Most of the people in Korea just ride bicycles everywhere. You might think it would be tiring, but whenever they get on their bikes they just take some stimpacks and they're away. It's something beautiful to behold, two hundred bikes at 60mph... of course, the accidents are hard on everyone, especially since the stims take off a few hitpoints to begin with
Academic standards aren't as high as you might think. As long as you've got an APM over 300 you can get a scholarship to a BW university and then you're okay. If your APM is too low, you pretty much need to be a genius though.
Life over there is hard.
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I wonder if some of the posters will even read that you're just making everything up...
I hope someone posts before reading more than the title and then gets freaked out.
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Is there a correlation between average APM and kimchi consumption?
Does homosexuality exist in Korea?
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