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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
On July 07 2010 17:07 Lycaeus wrote: You're not good at Starcraft. Starcraft is the only game where this insult actually invokes anger, it's probably the most serious insult available for us.. | ||
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Baksteen
Netherlands438 Posts
On July 07 2010 17:57 EvilTeletubby wrote: Get educated kids... http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009 Thanks for that link, such epic yo momma jokes. | ||
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FuRong
New Zealand3089 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
random guy in an obs game: red is salty me: salty? whats that friend: salty? random guy: see that micro hes so salty me: what? friend: ? random guy: haha red is salty I still don't know what random guy actually meant by that but I think its freakin' hilarious. So describe whatever your opponent is doing as 'salty.' It's an insult, somehow, trust me. | ||
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NevilleS
Canada266 Posts
**my dick | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
"Great job. Are you proud of yourself?" "God you're bad" etc | ||
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eLiE
Canada1039 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10686 Posts
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icystorage
Jollibee19350 Posts
On July 07 2010 18:40 KurtistheTurtle wrote: this method was introduced to me by the bnet public. kinda went like this random guy in an obs game: red is salty me: salty? whats that friend: salty? random guy: see that micro hes so salty me: what? friend: ? random guy: haha red is salty I still don't know what random guy actually meant by that but I think its freakin' hilarious. So describe whatever your opponent is doing as 'salty.' It's an insult, somehow, trust me. or maybe... red sea is salty? =OOOOOO thus red = salty? im not sure if the red sea is salty tho lol | ||
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dogabutila
United States1437 Posts
On July 07 2010 19:53 eLiE wrote: lol, i remember going through 20 pages of that on the battlenet forums. even the mods were posting them. and i was going to mention combat-ex as well. i think asking someone to lose for you so you look like a good player is assuming the person you're play with is a dumbass, so that wins biggest diss for me. linklinklink!! | ||
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Happy.fairytail
United States327 Posts
(from this: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=89880 ) Btw, anyone still have that thread of that fanfic with idra and tossigirl? lolol | ||
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Purind
Canada3562 Posts
When I win: "gg" When I lose: "fucking skilless faggot/noobass" If the winner is especially faggoty, I may start talking about how "Atleast I have a life" and how I'm not some poor loser that plays the game all the time, and while I'm at it I have to talk about my hot super model girlfriend and how I have sex with her 18 times a day | ||
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Garm
Norway222 Posts
On July 07 2010 22:25 Happy.fairytail wrote: by far my favorite of all time: "f**king skilless newbie" (from this: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=89880 ) Btw, anyone still have that thread of that fanfic with idra and tossigirl? lolol Here you go: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102411¤tpage=5#81 Now for some insults! - My grandpa could've proxied better than that. And not only does he have enteritis, he's also dead. (Day[9], from Chill vs Combat-ex) - Is this match rigged, or are you actually this bad? - (After harassing him) Don't worry, you didn't need those probes anyway. You can't macro. - I'm not calling you a noob. Calling you a noob would be an insult to all noobs. - Judging by how you're playing, I'm impressed you even managed to install the game. - If you were twice as good, you'd be a skilless fucking newbie. - At your level, I'd suggest you don't waste your APM on excessive micro. Stick to the things you know and do well, like making pylons and typing "gg". - I've seen players with better muta micro than you. One of them was a computer. | ||
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lone_hydra
Canada1460 Posts
On July 07 2010 22:58 Purind wrote: I don't really insult people, but I have gotten into the habit of saying something along these lines: When I win: "gg" When I lose: "fucking skilless faggot/noobass" If the winner is especially faggoty, I may start talking about how "Atleast I have a life" and how I'm not some poor loser that plays the game all the time, and while I'm at it I have to talk about my hot super model girlfriend and how I have sex with her 18 times a day I fucking hate that shit. I hate it when people type gg when they are winning. I get pissed off as hell. I think thats the worst insult. I love it when people insult me when they are losing, but when someone types gg... I just want to punch them in the face. In summary, typing gg when you have a huge advantage is the worst insult ever. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
"shut the fuck up and blow me" (I use this EVERYTIME someone pisses me off) "umm... you do realize you have to take the reaver OUT of the shuttle, right?" | ||
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virpi
Germany3599 Posts
A: "gg" B: "gg" A: "you leave first!" | ||
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TaaiJoeng
Hong Kong164 Posts
On July 07 2010 19:38 NevilleS wrote: [your girlfriend] can suck a dick **my dick My dick that is.  Lol, Chill vs Combat-ex. | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
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