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So today was pretty typical, I woke up, got on my computer, and spent the rest of the day trying to log on to battle.net to see if the beta was back up. To my disdain, it was still down so i decided to play some xbox live, Modernwarfare 2 (please no hate, I apologize to everyone). While in a lobby, there was this guy who was talking trash. I am sure we have all heard this before. He was basically going off on some kid, calling him a noob and talking about how he couldn't get a kill without using painkiller. That isn't too bad of a diss but it got me to thinking.
I began to wonder what some of the best jokes or "disses" that one Starcraft player would say to another. I really haven't given it too much thought but some of the funnier ones i could think of were
Man, you are so bad that blizzard had to make a Iron Level of Ladder.
You're APM is lower than The average Twilight fan's IQ
Please feel free to post some of the best SC and SC2 jokes and please keep them clean (or use a spoiler" to ensure the life of this thread and that all may enjoy.
Thanks and Have fun-
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You're not good at Starcraft.
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On July 07 2010 17:07 Lycaeus wrote:
You're not good at Starcraft.
Owch, that kinda gets right down to it, haha
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Your Starcraft is worse than your grandma's.
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You win by doing stupid shit
You win by doing nothing
you gotta stake
Making Carriers, useful talent toi have
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Dayum son, your building placement is worse than the leaning tower of Pisa
does that work?
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On July 07 2010 17:09 Beloth(OD) wrote:
Dayum son, your building placement is worse than the leaning tower of Pisa
does that work?
yes sir, haha I like it
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it's true, carriers are a nice skill toi have.
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Sir i believe that your vulture micro is sub par to the usual
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On July 07 2010 17:13 Scaramanga wrote:
Sir i believe that your vulture micro is sub par to the usual
LOL.
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NTT, before the game in chat:"I hope you are wearing steel pants cuz my
dick is coming".
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Nice storms bro, your templars have worse aim than Dick Chaney
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On July 07 2010 17:17 keNn) wrote:
NTT, before the game in chat:"I hope you are wearing steel pants cuz my
dick is cumming".
fixed
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HAHa i am glad you "Fixed" it!
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I can count how many times u won me with the stick in my pants.
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On July 07 2010 17:34 Amnesia wrote:
You play Protoss
Wow, that might be the meanest thing i have ever heard on any TL forum.
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My grandma has more APM then you
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On July 07 2010 17:35 M1.BoA wrote:
I can count how many times u won me with the stick in my pants.
What the shit does this mean?
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On July 07 2010 17:46 Baksteen wrote:
My grandma has more APM then you
reminded me of Chill vs Combat-EX
"My grandpa has more apm than combat-ex, and not only he has arthritis but he is also dead"
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EPT
