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MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 07 2010 08:03 GMT
#1
So today was pretty typical, I woke up, got on my computer, and spent the rest of the day trying to log on to battle.net to see if the beta was back up. To my disdain, it was still down so i decided to play some xbox live, Modernwarfare 2 (please no hate, I apologize to everyone). While in a lobby, there was this guy who was talking trash. I am sure we have all heard this before. He was basically going off on some kid, calling him a noob and talking about how he couldn't get a kill without using painkiller. That isn't too bad of a diss but it got me to thinking.
I began to wonder what some of the best jokes or "disses" that one Starcraft player would say to another. I really haven't given it too much thought but some of the funnier ones i could think of were
Man, you are so bad that blizzard had to make a Iron Level of Ladder.
You're APM is lower than The average Twilight fan's IQ

Please feel free to post some of the best SC and SC2 jokes and please keep them clean (or use a spoiler" to ensure the life of this thread and that all may enjoy.

Thanks and Have fun-

"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
July 07 2010 08:07 GMT
#2
You're not good at Starcraft.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 07 2010 08:07 GMT
#3
On July 07 2010 17:07 Lycaeus wrote:
You're not good at Starcraft.

Owch, that kinda gets right down to it, haha
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
dtnmang
Profile Joined April 2010
Vietnam752 Posts
July 07 2010 08:07 GMT
#4
Your Starcraft is worse than your grandma's.
KT Roflster - the lulziest team of Proleague.
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
July 07 2010 08:08 GMT
#5
You win by doing stupid shit
You win by doing nothing
you gotta stake
Making Carriers, useful talent toi have
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 07 2010 08:09 GMT
#6
Dayum son, your building placement is worse than the leaning tower of Pisa
does that work?
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 07 2010 08:10 GMT
#7
On July 07 2010 17:09 Beloth(OD) wrote:
Dayum son, your building placement is worse than the leaning tower of Pisa
does that work?

yes sir, haha I like it
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Zhek
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada342 Posts
July 07 2010 08:12 GMT
#8
it's true, carriers are a nice skill toi have.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
July 07 2010 08:13 GMT
#9
Sir i believe that your vulture micro is sub par to the usual
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Atlare
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia893 Posts
July 07 2010 08:15 GMT
#10
On July 07 2010 17:13 Scaramanga wrote:
Sir i believe that your vulture micro is sub par to the usual

LOL.
Considering learning BW
keNn)
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Philippines297 Posts
July 07 2010 08:17 GMT
#11
NTT, before the game in chat:"I hope you are wearing steel pants cuz my
dick is coming".
^_^
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 07 2010 08:18 GMT
#12
Nice storms bro, your templars have worse aim than Dick Chaney
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 07 2010 08:18 GMT
#13
On July 07 2010 17:17 keNn) wrote:
NTT, before the game in chat:"I hope you are wearing steel pants cuz my
dick is cumming".


fixed
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 07 2010 08:20 GMT
#14
HAHa i am glad you "Fixed" it!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
July 07 2010 08:34 GMT
#15
You play Protoss
M1.BoA
Profile Joined October 2009
Malaysia21 Posts
July 07 2010 08:35 GMT
#16
I can count how many times u won me with the stick in my pants.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 07 2010 08:41 GMT
#17
On July 07 2010 17:34 Amnesia wrote:
You play Protoss

Wow, that might be the meanest thing i have ever heard on any TL forum.
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Baksteen
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Netherlands438 Posts
July 07 2010 08:46 GMT
#18
My grandma has more APM then you
Derp Derp Derp
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
July 07 2010 08:49 GMT
#19
On July 07 2010 17:35 M1.BoA wrote:
I can count how many times u won me with the stick in my pants.

What the shit does this mean?
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
July 07 2010 08:55 GMT
#20
On July 07 2010 17:46 Baksteen wrote:
My grandma has more APM then you


reminded me of Chill vs Combat-EX

"My grandpa has more apm than combat-ex, and not only he has arthritis but he is also dead"
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
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