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Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 12:05 GMT
#1
I`m off for 3 weeks now, and i thought i`d tell you what i was gonna do

I have a laptop and one of those things that let me use internet wireless and it costs alot.. I installed the beta client before i left , so now i just sit here and wait for the beta to re-launch

Now, i need your help to keep myself entertained until that happends.

I have for use: A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball, a broken bicyckle and a metal pole.

Any ideas on what to do?

I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
Baksteen
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Netherlands438 Posts
July 05 2010 12:09 GMT
#2
How about go out and not use your laptop
Derp Derp Derp
Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
July 05 2010 12:12 GMT
#3
Fix your bicycle -.-
Progamertwitter.com/welmu1 | twitch.com/Welmu1
Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 12:14 GMT
#4
On July 05 2010 21:09 Baksteen wrote:
How about go out and not use your laptop


Hmm... Thats an idea..
I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
July 05 2010 12:14 GMT
#5
A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball


1+1 = ???
this game is a fucking jokie
Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 12:15 GMT
#6
On July 05 2010 21:12 Welmu wrote:
Fix your bicycle -.-



Dont really know the problem with it.. and the repairshop is like.. 12 KM away.. I am in the middle of nowhere..

I have this laptop and my twin... And he is not making this trip moore pleasant.. HE IS IN THE WAY!


NEVER GET A TWIN PEOPLE! THEYRE BAD
I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 12:15 GMT
#7
On July 05 2010 21:14 disco wrote:
Show nested quote +
A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball


1+1 = ???



I am talking about a fotball. It is to big
I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
July 05 2010 12:21 GMT
#8
Pretend you're an old person, they know how to appreciate a vacation.
No I'm never serious.
Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 12:23 GMT
#9
On July 05 2010 21:21 Nytefish wrote:
Pretend you're an old person, they know how to appreciate a vacation.

They never seam to really have fun.. Hold on, i`ll give it a go..





0.o





Nah, didnt work.. Life got gray and boring.
I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
July 05 2010 12:30 GMT
#10
Okay then kill your brother with the metal pole then pretend to be him.
No I'm never serious.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
July 05 2010 12:33 GMT
#11
Pretend the metal pole is a dildo.
Pretend that you're a horny slut.
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 12:40 GMT
#12
On July 05 2010 21:30 Nytefish wrote:
Okay then kill your brother with the metal pole then pretend to be him.

The thought`ve crossed my mind several times.. He enjoys being here moore.
I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
July 05 2010 13:00 GMT
#13
okay.
1) lie broken bike on ground, stand on one side of broken bike
2) place the landhockey stick across the center of the bike, hanging over one end so the end pointing towards you is the handle end and is off the ground and the far end is resting on the ground.
3) Place football on the other end of the landhockey stick. you may need to balance it with shoes or something i guess.
4) Pick up metal rod and wield it like a baseball player ready to hit that homer.
5) Jump on close end of landhockey stick.
6) Hit football mid-air* and then run around in a diamond shape like you're running home, be sure to include home run dive.
7) Repeat

*I am not liable for the hockey sticks actions in this step, by reading this in your head you acknowledge that TL user ftrunkz is in no way responsible for testicular pains and/or broken noses as a result of hockey stick flick-ups.
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 05 2010 13:03 GMT
#14
beat the shit out of the broken bike with your pole?

beating things is fun sometimes...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
tmonet
Profile Joined January 2010
United States172 Posts
July 05 2010 13:07 GMT
#15
On July 05 2010 22:00 Ftrunkz wrote:
okay.
1) lie broken bike on ground, stand on one side of broken bike
2) place the landhockey stick across the center of the bike, hanging over one end so the end pointing towards you is the handle end and is off the ground and the far end is resting on the ground.
3) Place football on the other end of the landhockey stick. you may need to balance it with shoes or something i guess.
4) Pick up metal rod and wield it like a baseball player ready to hit that homer.
5) Jump on close end of landhockey stick.
6) Hit football mid-air* and then run around in a diamond shape like you're running home, be sure to include home run dive.
7) Repeat

*I am not liable for the hockey sticks actions in this step, by reading this in your head you acknowledge that TL user ftrunkz is in no way responsible for testicular pains and/or broken noses as a result of hockey stick flick-ups.


If you have a webcam you should totally stream this.
wp | moe moe kyun!~~~ ♥
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
July 05 2010 13:29 GMT
#16
On July 05 2010 21:05 Dakk wrote:
Now, i need your help to keep myself entertained until that happends.
I have for use: A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball, a broken bicyckle and a metal pole.
Any ideas on what to do?


I suggest inventing a new sport which uses the ball, stick and pole and then spending the next 3 weeks training your ass off. That way you can spend 2011 promoting that sport so you can go to the London Olympics in 2012.
I mean, you will have 3 weeks training advantage and if somebody is able to do your sport better than you, you just invent a new rule

Another way is taking some stupid game and "extreme-it-up" a bit. For example, you take golf. In itself it's a nice game but kind of stale. So you play Forest-Golf. Make a hole somewhere in the forest, tee off at one side and be sure do duck, the ricochet hurts like hell.

On July 05 2010 21:12 Welmu wrote:
Fix your bicycle -.-

That seems like the thing to do though
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
Dakk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden572 Posts
July 05 2010 13:32 GMT
#17
On July 05 2010 22:00 Ftrunkz wrote:
okay.
1) lie broken bike on ground, stand on one side of broken bike
2) place the landhockey stick across the center of the bike, hanging over one end so the end pointing towards you is the handle end and is off the ground and the far end is resting on the ground.
3) Place football on the other end of the landhockey stick. you may need to balance it with shoes or something i guess.
4) Pick up metal rod and wield it like a baseball player ready to hit that homer.
5) Jump on close end of landhockey stick.
6) Hit football mid-air* and then run around in a diamond shape like you're running home, be sure to include home run dive.
7) Repeat

*I am not liable for the hockey sticks actions in this step, by reading this in your head you acknowledge that TL user ftrunkz is in no way responsible for testicular pains and/or broken noses as a result of hockey stick flick-ups.

Your idea was the best so far :D

Anyone got any McGuyver idea of some sort? i cant build like.. a jetplane or something with my stuff?
I will not fear, Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death.
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
July 05 2010 14:13 GMT
#18
On July 05 2010 22:32 Dakk wrote:
Your idea was the best so far :D

Anyone got any McGuyver idea of some sort? i cant build like.. a jetplane or something with my stuff?


Attach the dynamo of the bike to the ball.
Attach the metal pole to the ball.
Wait for a thunderstorm.
Peddle like crazy.
When lightning hits, give the ball a whack with the stick.
Scream: "It's alive, ALIVE!!!!"

Voila, you just made a new friend. Spend the next 3 weeks learning the frankenstein-ball to speak.
Next holiday you can build him a bride
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
-Valor-
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States283 Posts
July 05 2010 14:21 GMT
#19
Read a book, go meet other people, check out places around your vacation spot, take a nap, or try to sell the bicycle.
GunSec
Profile Joined February 2010
1095 Posts
July 05 2010 14:23 GMT
#20
Masturbate :D? And yeah, it's much better to have a brother than sisters, it really sucks
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