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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
 I have a laptop and one of those things that let me use internet wireless and it costs alot.. I installed the beta client before i left , so now i just sit here and wait for the beta to re-launch Now, i need your help to keep myself entertained until that happends. I have for use: A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball, a broken bicyckle and a metal pole. Any ideas on what to do?  | ||
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Baksteen
Netherlands438 Posts
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Welmu
Finland3295 Posts
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
On July 05 2010 21:09 Baksteen wrote: How about go out and not use your laptop Hmm... Thats an idea.. | ||
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disco
Netherlands1667 Posts
A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball 1+1 = ??? | ||
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
On July 05 2010 21:12 Welmu wrote: Fix your bicycle -.- Dont really know the problem with it.. and the repairshop is like.. 12 KM away.. I am in the middle of nowhere.. I have this laptop and my twin... And he is not making this trip moore pleasant.. HE IS IN THE WAY! NEVER GET A TWIN PEOPLE! THEYRE BAD | ||
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
I am talking about a fotball. It is to big | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
On July 05 2010 21:21 Nytefish wrote: Pretend you're an old person, they know how to appreciate a vacation. They never seam to really have fun.. Hold on, i`ll give it a go.. 0.o Nah, didnt work.. Life got gray and boring. | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
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nayumi
Australia6499 Posts
Pretend that you're a horny slut. | ||
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
On July 05 2010 21:30 Nytefish wrote: Okay then kill your brother with the metal pole then pretend to be him. The thought`ve crossed my mind several times.. He enjoys being here moore. | ||
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
1) lie broken bike on ground, stand on one side of broken bike 2) place the landhockey stick across the center of the bike, hanging over one end so the end pointing towards you is the handle end and is off the ground and the far end is resting on the ground. 3) Place football on the other end of the landhockey stick. you may need to balance it with shoes or something i guess. 4) Pick up metal rod and wield it like a baseball player ready to hit that homer. 5) Jump on close end of landhockey stick. 6) Hit football mid-air* and then run around in a diamond shape like you're running home, be sure to include home run dive. 7) Repeat *I am not liable for the hockey sticks actions in this step, by reading this in your head you acknowledge that TL user ftrunkz is in no way responsible for testicular pains and/or broken noses as a result of hockey stick flick-ups. | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
beating things is fun sometimes... | ||
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tmonet
United States172 Posts
On July 05 2010 22:00 Ftrunkz wrote: okay. 1) lie broken bike on ground, stand on one side of broken bike 2) place the landhockey stick across the center of the bike, hanging over one end so the end pointing towards you is the handle end and is off the ground and the far end is resting on the ground. 3) Place football on the other end of the landhockey stick. you may need to balance it with shoes or something i guess. 4) Pick up metal rod and wield it like a baseball player ready to hit that homer. 5) Jump on close end of landhockey stick. 6) Hit football mid-air* and then run around in a diamond shape like you're running home, be sure to include home run dive. 7) Repeat *I am not liable for the hockey sticks actions in this step, by reading this in your head you acknowledge that TL user ftrunkz is in no way responsible for testicular pains and/or broken noses as a result of hockey stick flick-ups. If you have a webcam you should totally stream this. | ||
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NeoLearner
Belgium1847 Posts
On July 05 2010 21:05 Dakk wrote: Now, i need your help to keep myself entertained until that happends. I have for use: A ball, a Landhockey stick without a ball, a broken bicyckle and a metal pole. Any ideas on what to do? I suggest inventing a new sport which uses the ball, stick and pole and then spending the next 3 weeks training your ass off. That way you can spend 2011 promoting that sport so you can go to the London Olympics in 2012. I mean, you will have 3 weeks training advantage and if somebody is able to do your sport better than you, you just invent a new rule Another way is taking some stupid game and "extreme-it-up" a bit. For example, you take golf. In itself it's a nice game but kind of stale. So you play Forest-Golf. Make a hole somewhere in the forest, tee off at one side and be sure do duck, the ricochet hurts like hell. On July 05 2010 21:12 Welmu wrote: Fix your bicycle -.- That seems like the thing to do though | ||
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
On July 05 2010 22:00 Ftrunkz wrote: okay. 1) lie broken bike on ground, stand on one side of broken bike 2) place the landhockey stick across the center of the bike, hanging over one end so the end pointing towards you is the handle end and is off the ground and the far end is resting on the ground. 3) Place football on the other end of the landhockey stick. you may need to balance it with shoes or something i guess. 4) Pick up metal rod and wield it like a baseball player ready to hit that homer. 5) Jump on close end of landhockey stick. 6) Hit football mid-air* and then run around in a diamond shape like you're running home, be sure to include home run dive. 7) Repeat *I am not liable for the hockey sticks actions in this step, by reading this in your head you acknowledge that TL user ftrunkz is in no way responsible for testicular pains and/or broken noses as a result of hockey stick flick-ups. Your idea was the best so far :D Anyone got any McGuyver idea of some sort? i cant build like.. a jetplane or something with my stuff? | ||
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NeoLearner
Belgium1847 Posts
On July 05 2010 22:32 Dakk wrote: Your idea was the best so far :D Anyone got any McGuyver idea of some sort? i cant build like.. a jetplane or something with my stuff? Attach the dynamo of the bike to the ball. Attach the metal pole to the ball. Wait for a thunderstorm. Peddle like crazy. When lightning hits, give the ball a whack with the stick. Scream: "It's alive, ALIVE!!!!" Voila, you just made a new friend. Spend the next 3 weeks learning the frankenstein-ball to speak. Next holiday you can build him a bride | ||
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-Valor-
United States283 Posts
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GunSec
1095 Posts
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pettter
Sweden1032 Posts
Or go explore the vicinity for hidden underground bases. Or check if there's a geocache somewhere near you. Or make a geocache (hide your landhockey stick or something) and make up a cool description/hint for finding it. I mean, hell, you've got a computer, the internet, and you can always just try to walk out into the woods and try to get yourself lost. | ||
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SpartiK1S
United States145 Posts
On July 05 2010 21:09 Baksteen wrote: How about go out and not use your laptop What a dumb idea, that's like telling a fish to live in the water!...wait | ||
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Dakk
Sweden572 Posts
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
On July 05 2010 23:23 GunSec wrote: Masturbate :D? And yeah, it's much better to have a brother than sisters, it really sucks The truth, don't know why people think sisters are the greatest things around... and the masturbate comment is true too. Also, download the multitasker map and dwindle your 3 weeks away in a room. Game done. | ||
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Guss
Sweden712 Posts
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exeexe
Denmark937 Posts
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