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Wassup TL,
So I there is this girl I know which I kinda dated with unintentional. The situation was kinda like this:
This girl in my class invited me, a friend of mine, of 3 of her friends over to watch a movie. Everbody cancels at last second except for me and she invited me to show up anyway so I did because I kinda liked her (she's quite hot). Her parents weren't at home and we watched some prisonbreak together and talked/joked a bit. Her body was showing a lot of positive signals so I decided to move in and kiss her, which resulted in us kissing for 3 hours straight, with a short break when her parents caught us by surprise (I introduce myself with my most innocent face) but they were cool about, so we continued afterwards. She then asked me if I wanted to go further, I said yes and I made her come twice (not so hidden brag inside). So then it was "her turn" to return the favour...
Unfortunately I was unable to get it up and running, since it was already up n running while kept imprisoned for about 3 hours straight. It was so anti climactic and strange, but I wasn't really ashamed at all. I noticed that she was actually the one feeling a bit embarrassed, probably thinking she wasn't attractive enough (it strikes me every time how insecure most women are). I ensured her it wasn't because of her and told her it's just because it was kept at bay for 3 hours, while constantly trying to escape. Afterwards I left after kissing her goodnight (it was like 3 AM).
Since it's 3:54 AM while I'm writing this I'll guess I'll go to sleep, but the story is far from finished so I'll prolly finish it later.
 
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LOOOOOL I hope I'll never need those :D
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LOOOOL SHOW THE THE THREAD.
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It's so weird how everybody's dick is different. Some people will swear (until they're blue, lol) that blue balls is a real phenomenon. Some people lose the ability to get an erection if they "keep it trapped" for too long.
PS: She probably never invited any of those friends.
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Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o
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On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o
I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity.
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Good stuff. Hope you had fun.
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so wait your dick got stuck..?
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i'd like to hear teletubby's opinion on this.
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Wait.
She is *HOT*, but you can't get it up?
Sorry to being harsh to you, sir, but what a shame...
On May 16 2010 11:34 Megalisk wrote:Show nested quote +On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity.
I don't think he would have any problem "getting up" if he was actually a virgin.
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On May 16 2010 12:02 illu wrote:Wait. She is *HOT*, but you can't get it up? Sorry to being harsh to you, sir, but what a shame... Show nested quote +On May 16 2010 11:34 Megalisk wrote:On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity. I don't think he would have any problem "getting up" if he was actually a virgin.
I don't understand anyone having a problem revolving around "getting up".
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Sucks hahaa. Never had that happen, but I'd reccomend whipping it out faster next time.
Make otu for 3 hours ughhhhh
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United States47024 Posts
I think every girl blog needs an obligatory:
+ Show Spoiler +Pics or it didn't happen.
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cant wait for the next few blogs~~
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Did you jack off too many times the day before or were you drunk... that might lead to 'poor performance'
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this happens to me mid-sex whenever I'm too drunk.
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thats ok that you couldn't get it up man. Once i couldn't get it up for a girl and then i had a wet dream about fucking her while sleeping next to her.
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just be like "hey bitch lets fuck"
that'll get you pussy instantly bro
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hooking up for 3 hours LOL
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On May 16 2010 12:04 selboN wrote:Show nested quote +On May 16 2010 12:02 illu wrote:Wait. She is *HOT*, but you can't get it up? Sorry to being harsh to you, sir, but what a shame... On May 16 2010 11:34 Megalisk wrote:On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity. I don't think he would have any problem "getting up" if he was actually a virgin. I don't understand anyone having a problem revolving around "getting up".
Maybe because she wasn't hot, like TheYango said, obligatory "pics or didn't happen" lol
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3 hours is a little excessive. Next time get at it quicker.
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I'm soooo inclined to believe this is a troll.
But yeah dude, get things moving a little quicker next time, 3 hours is a long ass time to just be making out.
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I don't know whether to congratulate or laugh... 
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It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha
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On May 16 2010 13:49 il0seonpurpose wrote:
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha
Hahaha, nice catch.
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On May 16 2010 13:49 il0seonpurpose wrote:
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha
loooool
no really, I don't understand the thread title at all.
EDIT: yea i agree, you can't make a brag blog without pics
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On May 16 2010 13:49 il0seonpurpose wrote:
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha
or the fact that he's content to make out for 3 hours
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Nice brag blog, bro.
Also lol @ morningwould.
Your name is funny too.
Also I like that "Foreplay" has commented in this.
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On May 16 2010 12:18 Foreplay wrote:
thats ok that you couldn't get it up man. Once i couldn't get it up for a girl and then i had a wet dream about fucking her while sleeping next to her.
HahHAhhHAHa
And your name is foreplay
that's just great :D
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thats ok that you couldn't get it up man. Once i couldn't get it up for a girl and then she told me to get out of the room (which is weird because it was my room) and then next day told everyone she knows that i couldnt get my manly on and now my life is ruined
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Why do people make such a big thing out of sex?
So you didn´t get it up so what?
I mean it sounded like a nice evening and to have someone to share intimacy is a gift that does not come everyday.
Just tell her that you like her and that it was a beatifull evening and next time everything will be alright.
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You're going back to finish the job right?
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A reasonable explanation (and one of the better ones to tell her) is that you ED was from being overly nervous cause she was so beautiful/whatever, even if you don't think that's why it was
Sounds like quite the situation be in, but not a bad one unless you're self centered or whatever, assuming there's more to come
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Try to have sex when you donated blood the same day, thats akward... you are hot and horny, but it won't get up or you'll feel really bad, because you lack blood, lolol!
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3 hours ><
You know how ads for viagra and other pills always have a warning at the end like, "if you stay erect for more than 4 hours please consult a doctor"? They're not joking- your penis isn't supposed to work that way.
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Christ dude 3 hours? I was in a similar situation the first time my gf and I had sex together. She's really hot and all but after 2 breaks and 45 minutes, no dice for me, six or seven for her though. She was a little broken up about it too. Luckily it was the only time that's ever been a problem so I wouldn't be too concerned if I were you.
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not really a strange situation really... just bad luck i guess.. i never had such problems of getting things up and going but yeah your balls hurt after 3 to 5 hours of and erection and it can get hard to get it up after that.. just talk it out say its about that and you are fine.. unless she already told her friends about it..
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On May 17 2010 01:06 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Try to have sex when you donated blood the same day, thats akward... you are hot and horny, but it won't get up or you'll feel really bad, because you lack blood, lolol!
Jeez, that sounds horribly and disgusting :p
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Hey bud, don't worry about it.
It's happened to me before, it's not big deal, just don't think about it hahah.
edit:
guarentee you did not make her come twice, 100% she faked them both when she got bored, hahhaha. true story.
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why'd it take 3 hours to move from making out to third base?
I love kissing as much as any other guy, but if a girl is DTF then should be like a smoother way of going about things.
I'm sure you'll have more fun with her in the future anyways.
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3 hours of making out lol glad im not 16 anymore
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Were you sober? 3 hours of just kissing? You guys weren't rubbing up on each other while kissing for 3 hours?! Maybe that's why your erection went down. You should have just whipped it out and told her it hurts when you cramp up your penis.
Anyways, I sometimes have problems with keeping it up, but that's usually when I try and sleep with a girl after a night of drinking. I mean it does go up, but only during foreplay. When I insert, something goes wrong...and yes girls are very sensitive about this. They always think they are doing something wrong...but you have to take advantage of that! They might end up doing something really kinky for you, like awesome foot jobs, booby sex, and maybe butt sexxz! lolzrofles
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On May 18 2010 03:02 KudoJoe wrote:
Were you sober? 3 hours of just kissing? You guys weren't rubbing up on each other while kissing for 3 hours?! Maybe that's why your erection went down. You should have just whipped it out and told her it hurts when you cramp up your penis.
Anyways, I sometimes have problems with keeping it up, but that's usually when I try and sleep with a girl after a night of drinking. I mean it does go up, but only during foreplay. When I insert, something goes wrong...and yes girls are very sensitive about this. They always think they are doing something wrong...but you have to take advantage of that! They might end up doing something really kinky for you, like awesome foot jobs, booby sex, and maybe butt sexxz! lolzrofles
LOL that's awesome
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On May 18 2010 03:02 KudoJoe wrote:
Were you sober? 3 hours of just kissing? You guys weren't rubbing up on each other while kissing for 3 hours?! Maybe that's why your erection went down. You should have just whipped it out and told her it hurts when you cramp up your penis.
Anyways, I sometimes have problems with keeping it up, but that's usually when I try and sleep with a girl after a night of drinking. I mean it does go up, but only during foreplay. When I insert, something goes wrong...and yes girls are very sensitive about this. They always think they are doing something wrong...but you have to take advantage of that! They might end up doing something really kinky for you, like awesome foot jobs, booby sex, and maybe butt sexxz! lolzrofles
I was completely sober and ofc we were "rubbing up on each other" while kissing  I just didn't feel like describing it that clearly yaknow. Ive had the problem after a night of drinking as well, but this time it was because apparently we're not build to have it up for 3 hours straight 
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