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Strange situation with a girl

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InnerPartySystem
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands49 Posts
May 16 2010 01:55 GMT
#1
Wassup TL,

So I there is this girl I know which I kinda dated with unintentional. The situation was kinda like this:

This girl in my class invited me, a friend of mine, of 3 of her friends over to watch a movie. Everbody cancels at last second except for me and she invited me to show up anyway so I did because I kinda liked her (she's quite hot). Her parents weren't at home and we watched some prisonbreak together and talked/joked a bit. Her body was showing a lot of positive signals so I decided to move in and kiss her, which resulted in us kissing for 3 hours straight, with a short break when her parents caught us by surprise (I introduce myself with my most innocent face) but they were cool about, so we continued afterwards. She then asked me if I wanted to go further, I said yes and I made her come twice (not so hidden brag inside). So then it was "her turn" to return the favour...

Unfortunately I was unable to get it up and running, since it was already up n running while kept imprisoned for about 3 hours straight. It was so anti climactic and strange, but I wasn't really ashamed at all. I noticed that she was actually the one feeling a bit embarrassed, probably thinking she wasn't attractive enough (it strikes me every time how insecure most women are). I ensured her it wasn't because of her and told her it's just because it was kept at bay for 3 hours, while constantly trying to escape. Afterwards I left after kissing her goodnight (it was like 3 AM).

Since it's 3:54 AM while I'm writing this I'll guess I'll go to sleep, but the story is far from finished so I'll prolly finish it later.

***
Accept what you cant change and change what you cant accept.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
May 16 2010 01:58 GMT
#2
Cool story bro
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
May 16 2010 01:58 GMT
#3
lol
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
MourningWould
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States110 Posts
May 16 2010 01:59 GMT
#4
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InnerPartySystem
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands49 Posts
May 16 2010 02:01 GMT
#5
On May 16 2010 10:59 MourningWould wrote:
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[image loading]


LOOOOOL I hope I'll never need those :D
Accept what you cant change and change what you cant accept.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
May 16 2010 02:06 GMT
#6
LOOOOL SHOW THE THE THREAD.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2385 Posts
May 16 2010 02:10 GMT
#7
It's so weird how everybody's dick is different. Some people will swear (until they're blue, lol) that blue balls is a real phenomenon. Some people lose the ability to get an erection if they "keep it trapped" for too long.


PS: She probably never invited any of those friends.
The original Bogus fan.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
May 16 2010 02:22 GMT
#8
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
May 16 2010 02:34 GMT
#9
On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o


I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
May 16 2010 02:34 GMT
#10
Good stuff. Hope you had fun.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
May 16 2010 02:43 GMT
#11
so wait your dick got stuck..?
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Koiru
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States116 Posts
May 16 2010 02:56 GMT
#12
i'd like to hear teletubby's opinion on this.
Pants optional.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 03:03:14
May 16 2010 03:02 GMT
#13
Wait.

She is *HOT*, but you can't get it up?

Sorry to being harsh to you, sir, but what a shame...


On May 16 2010 11:34 Megalisk wrote:
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On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o


I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity.


I don't think he would have any problem "getting up" if he was actually a virgin.
:]
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
May 16 2010 03:04 GMT
#14
On May 16 2010 12:02 illu wrote:
Wait.

She is *HOT*, but you can't get it up?

Sorry to being harsh to you, sir, but what a shame...


Show nested quote +
On May 16 2010 11:34 Megalisk wrote:
On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o


I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity.


I don't think he would have any problem "getting up" if he was actually a virgin.

I don't understand anyone having a problem revolving around "getting up".
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
May 16 2010 03:05 GMT
#15
Sucks hahaa. Never had that happen, but I'd reccomend whipping it out faster next time.


Make otu for 3 hours ughhhhh

TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
May 16 2010 03:05 GMT
#16
I think every girl blog needs an obligatory:
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
May 16 2010 03:06 GMT
#17
cant wait for the next few blogs~~
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
SOB_Maj_Brian
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States522 Posts
May 16 2010 03:10 GMT
#18
Did you jack off too many times the day before or were you drunk... that might lead to 'poor performance'
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
May 16 2010 03:17 GMT
#19
this happens to me mid-sex whenever I'm too drunk.
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
May 16 2010 03:18 GMT
#20
thats ok that you couldn't get it up man. Once i couldn't get it up for a girl and then i had a wet dream about fucking her while sleeping next to her.
Better than Pokebunny
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