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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
May 16 2010 03:39 GMT
#21
just be like "hey bitch lets fuck"

that'll get you pussy instantly bro
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
eSen1a
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1058 Posts
May 16 2010 03:44 GMT
#22
hooking up for 3 hours LOL
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 16 2010 04:34 GMT
#23
On May 16 2010 12:04 selboN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2010 12:02 illu wrote:
Wait.

She is *HOT*, but you can't get it up?

Sorry to being harsh to you, sir, but what a shame...


On May 16 2010 11:34 Megalisk wrote:
On May 16 2010 11:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Ok you wrote this blog but... what do you want from us again? o,o


I think he was bragging about how he was about to lose his virginity.


I don't think he would have any problem "getting up" if he was actually a virgin.

I don't understand anyone having a problem revolving around "getting up".

Maybe because she wasn't hot, like TheYango said, obligatory "pics or didn't happen" lol
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 16 2010 04:37 GMT
#24
3 hours is a little excessive. Next time get at it quicker.
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
May 16 2010 04:43 GMT
#25
I'm soooo inclined to believe this is a troll.

But yeah dude, get things moving a little quicker next time, 3 hours is a long ass time to just be making out.
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 16 2010 04:43 GMT
#26
I don't know whether to congratulate or laugh...
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 16 2010 04:49 GMT
#27
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 16 2010 05:02 GMT
#28
On May 16 2010 13:49 il0seonpurpose wrote:
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha

Hahaha, nice catch.
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 05:49:24
May 16 2010 05:05 GMT
#29
On May 16 2010 13:49 il0seonpurpose wrote:
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha

loooool

no really, I don't understand the thread title at all.
EDIT: yea i agree, you can't make a brag blog without pics
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EPO
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada341 Posts
May 16 2010 05:10 GMT
#30
On May 16 2010 13:49 il0seonpurpose wrote:
It's funny how you watch prison break and then say your dick was imprisoned, hahaha

or the fact that he's content to make out for 3 hours
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
May 16 2010 05:10 GMT
#31
Nice brag blog, bro.
Also lol @ morningwould.
Your name is funny too.
Also I like that "Foreplay" has commented in this.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
May 16 2010 05:22 GMT
#32
pics of the girl
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 16 2010 10:18 GMT
#33
On May 16 2010 12:18 Foreplay wrote:
thats ok that you couldn't get it up man. Once i couldn't get it up for a girl and then i had a wet dream about fucking her while sleeping next to her.


HahHAhhHAHa
And your name is foreplay
that's just great :D
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
May 16 2010 11:06 GMT
#34
thats ok that you couldn't get it up man. Once i couldn't get it up for a girl and then she told me to get out of the room (which is weird because it was my room) and then next day told everyone she knows that i couldnt get my manly on and now my life is ruined
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kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
May 16 2010 11:32 GMT
#35
ur penis was buggy
8==========))
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
May 16 2010 13:49 GMT
#36
Insecurity issues?
Clamev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany498 Posts
May 16 2010 14:49 GMT
#37
Why do people make such a big thing out of sex?
So you didn´t get it up so what?
I mean it sounded like a nice evening and to have someone to share intimacy is a gift that does not come everyday.
Just tell her that you like her and that it was a beatifull evening and next time everything will be alright.
6Pool or die trying
Xstatic
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States765 Posts
May 16 2010 15:38 GMT
#38
You're going back to finish the job right?
Snow - Protoss the way it was meant to be, one mindgame at a time ^^
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 15:52:24
May 16 2010 15:50 GMT
#39
A reasonable explanation (and one of the better ones to tell her) is that you ED was from being overly nervous cause she was so beautiful/whatever, even if you don't think that's why it was

Sounds like quite the situation be in, but not a bad one unless you're self centered or whatever, assuming there's more to come
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
May 16 2010 16:06 GMT
#40
Try to have sex when you donated blood the same day, thats akward... you are hot and horny, but it won't get up or you'll feel really bad, because you lack blood, lolol!
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