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sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-11 03:01:09
May 11 2010 02:52 GMT
#1
So a few months back, I was at this church retreat and we were talking about wiping out butts (we're pretty cool, huh?). So it came up that one of us wiped from the front. I've grown up taking toilet paper, folding it nicely, and reaching behind my back and wiping. This dude takes his toilet paper and reaches between his junk and wipes this way. I'm betting that >90% of us wipe from the back, but I just want to make sure.
Poll: How do you wipe?

I reach around my waist/behind my back. (84)
 
78%

I go between my legs from the front. (24)
 
22%

108 total votes

Your vote: How do you wipe?

(Vote): I reach around my waist/behind my back.
(Vote): I go between my legs from the front.



On a side note, I was once told that putting a bit of water on your toilet paper cleans it better. I've recently been using water on my toilet paper, as well. Just for kicks, I just want to see what you guys say.
Poll: When I'm at home, I...

use toilet paper dry. (93)
 
92%

put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the sink. (4)
 
4%

put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the toilet bowl. (4)
 
4%

101 total votes

Your vote: When I'm at home, I...

(Vote): use toilet paper dry.
(Vote): put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the sink.
(Vote): put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the toilet bowl.



Poll #3
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Poll: I have...

seen this, but don't understand how people ever use it. (39)
 
45%

never seen this before, wtf?!?!? (36)
 
42%

seen this and use it all the time. (11)
 
13%

86 total votes

Your vote: I have...

(Vote): seen this and use it all the time.
(Vote): never seen this before, wtf?!?!?
(Vote): seen this, but don't understand how people ever use it.





****
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
May 11 2010 02:58 GMT
#2
whew! i thought it was going to be THAT question: Over or Under?

Speaking of which:

Poll: Over or under?

Over (23)
 
72%

Under (9)
 
28%

32 total votes

Your vote: Over or under?

(Vote): Over
(Vote): Under

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Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
May 11 2010 02:58 GMT
#3
WTF. Some People wet their toilet paper before wiping??? Bunch of crazies.
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ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
May 11 2010 02:58 GMT
#4
EW water on the toilet paper is nasty~

I think you should also make a poll if people wipe standing up or sitting down or crouching
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 11 2010 02:58 GMT
#5
I use squirrels.
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Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-11 03:06:31
May 11 2010 03:05 GMT
#6
you forgot to add "scrunch or fold?" lol
i went to a church retreat once, and we had a similar discussion
except none about the ones you mentioned, but about scrunching up or folding your toilet paper to put it in the bin
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Radical
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States481 Posts
May 11 2010 03:06 GMT
#7
Dude it seems like if you reach between your legs and wipe from the front you risk getting shit on your balls.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 11 2010 03:18 GMT
#8
On May 11 2010 12:06 Radical wrote:
Dude it seems like if you reach between your legs and wipe from the front you risk getting shit on your balls.

Yea, isn't there some saying that girls use. Don't sweep the garage into the house or something along those lines.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
May 11 2010 03:21 GMT
#9
i go between my legs and ive never got shit on my balls before.
How does food become poo?
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 11 2010 03:25 GMT
#10
On May 11 2010 11:58 IntoTheWow wrote:
I use squirrels.

With or without rabies?
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
May 11 2010 03:27 GMT
#11
who the fuck wets it and who the fuck does it between the legs...
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 11 2010 03:29 GMT
#12
lol wiping from the front sounds weird. .. .
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tru_power22
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada385 Posts
May 11 2010 03:32 GMT
#13
I'm a normal person (most of the time) so I wipe from the back, and use my TP dry. I also use it to cover houses...
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sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 11 2010 03:35 GMT
#14
I wonder how many of you guys reading will go and try using TP wet
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
May 11 2010 03:35 GMT
#15
On May 11 2010 11:58 IntoTheWow wrote:
I use squirrels.

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Radical
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States481 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-11 03:39:11
May 11 2010 03:38 GMT
#16
On May 11 2010 12:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2010 12:06 Radical wrote:
Dude it seems like if you reach between your legs and wipe from the front you risk getting shit on your balls.

Yea, isn't there some saying that girls use. Don't sweep the garage into the house or something along those lines.

Hahaha that's funny as hell if that's a real saying.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 11 2010 03:40 GMT
#17
LOL do people really reach for their anus between their legs?? and yeah dry toiler paper. id think the only reason to wet them is if you've sat on the toilet for so long reading magazines or playing WoW (I think some people do this?) that all your poop has dried on your ass.... wtf
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
May 11 2010 03:46 GMT
#18
BETWEEN THE LEGS, yes i do it because when im sitting on the toilet i dont have room because i sit right up to the back and dont have room to go through the back. so i go through the front touch my balls with my wrist and wipe. so to the other 6 people that do it between the legs your not alone!
How does food become poo?
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
May 11 2010 03:54 GMT
#19
dudes going from behind are making their life a lot harder... going in between makes life way easier. trust me
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snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-11 04:00:18
May 11 2010 03:59 GMT
#20
Yo, a lot of people on another forum I go to have made the transition to baby wipes. They say it's the greatest thing in the world. I must try soon.

On May 11 2010 12:54 meteorskunk wrote:
dudes going from behind are making their life a lot harder... going in between makes life way easier. trust me


I don't call having shit on my scrotum "easier" bro
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