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JonnyWhy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada94 Posts
May 03 2010 00:55 GMT
#61
The game of starcraft 2
Is fought between three races
What is the motive

Two players or more
They battle relentlessly
What is the outcome?

The lings and the rines
Bite and shoot at each other
Blood drips on the ground

The zealots slashing
While the large siege tanks prepare
To lay death upon

And the mothership
Flies in to lay waste of them
Ane ends the battle

A player prevails
Through hardship and many tears
He smiles with joy

Of the team members
None of them stay behind him
As they scream and cheer

And alas it is
The silence of onlookers
Is broken at last



Please let me win, I have been searching for a key for a long time D:
Say something juicy.
Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 01:44:25
May 03 2010 01:06 GMT
#62
On May 03 2010 07:19 Neobick wrote:
How about a sonnet, or atleast a short passage from a potential one


I find the saddest thing about haikus,
Is their particular brand of ubiquity,
They seem the only form that people use,
With any kind of solemnity

'tis fascinating strange to write,
A sonnet when 'twas not requested
And yet it's how I think I'll spend this night,
In iambic solitude sequestered

The sonnet is the perfect form,
For me as it was for William Shakespeare,
And from my saddened eye is torn,
A single, glistening, reluctant tear

For the sonnet is the perfect poem,
But for me trochaic is the norm :'(
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
Radical
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States481 Posts
May 03 2010 01:08 GMT
#63
OK the sonnet guy directly above this post deserves to win.
Intense
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia50 Posts
May 03 2010 01:34 GMT
#64


No one has mentioned
That sweet delicious bacon
Yum, now I want some!



A tough choice I have
A Beta key or Bacon?
Both equally good



You decide for me
Oh extra Beta holder
Key is in your hands



Should I make Bacon?
or wait for your Beta key?
Choice is up to you
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
May 03 2010 01:36 GMT
#65
On May 03 2010 10:06 Sonnet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2010 07:19 Neobick wrote:
How about a sonnet, or atleast a short passage from a potential one


I find the saddest thing about haikus,
Is their particular brand of ubiquity,
They seem the only form that people use,
With any kind of solemnity

'tis fascinating strange to write,
A sonnet when 'twas not requested
And yet it's how I think I'll spend this night,
In iambic solitude sequestered

The sonnet is the perfect form,
For me as it was for William Shakespeare,
And from my saddened eye is torn,
A single, glistening and reluctant tear

For the sonnet is the perfect poem,
But for me trochaic is the norm :'(

What wonderful iambic pentameter...
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
May 03 2010 01:52 GMT
#66
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
coLCruncher fighting!
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
May 03 2010 02:16 GMT
#67
In the land of love
SpiritoftheTunA lives
Give TunA a key
posting on liquid sites in current year
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
May 03 2010 02:33 GMT
#68
Contest Over. Thanks for the haikus, limericks, and sonnet. Wish I had more keys to give out, but only have the 1.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
Kronos
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada17 Posts
May 03 2010 02:39 GMT
#69
So when will we know who won?
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
May 03 2010 02:40 GMT
#70
On May 03 2010 11:39 Kronos wrote:
So when will we know who won?


I updated the OP.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
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