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Blogs > I_Love_Bacon
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Shrine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia107 Posts
May 02 2010 21:00 GMT
#21
My life for Aiur.
Battling the zerg.
No hope is found.
Hell is empty, All the devils are here.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
May 02 2010 21:06 GMT
#22
On May 03 2010 05:56 Nal_rAwr wrote:
8rax openers
those fucking skilless newbies are
plat in sc2

This is fucking truth,
Oh how we have all fallen.
The glorious dream.
NEgroidZerg
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States244 Posts
May 02 2010 21:09 GMT
#23
Beta Key for me
I will dominate at zerg
and train with you too
Yeah
Nemesis
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2568 Posts
May 02 2010 21:11 GMT
#24
One key to rule all,
One key to destroy our lives and
in battlenet binds us.
Lee Young Ho fighting! KT P are just CHINTOSSTIC.
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:18:28
May 02 2010 21:13 GMT
#25
TvP troubles:
Arbiter in Starcraft 1,
Fuck the mothership.

Making Carriers:
Very Useful Skill Toi Have.
I leave. No gg.

On May 03 2010 05:56 Nal_rAwr wrote:
8rax openers
those fucking skilless newbies are
plat in sc2


Your haiku needs work.
Second line: eight syllables.
Fix it promptly, please.

Give me a key, please.
When I become a bonjwa,
I'll give you money.
안지호
xalo
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Peru80 Posts
May 02 2010 21:13 GMT
#26
BBS
is BS
GG
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
May 02 2010 21:16 GMT
#27
On May 03 2010 06:13 DTK-m2 wrote:
Making Carriers:
Very Useful Skill Toi Have.
I leave. No gg.

winner
SwiftRushNab
Profile Joined October 2008
United States31 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:17:10
May 02 2010 21:16 GMT
#28
...Deleted..
We are so concerned of where we are going that we do not enjoy where we ARE.
TS-Rupbar
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Sweden1089 Posts
May 02 2010 21:17 GMT
#29
Eight years for nothing
That is what I am feeling
Could you cheer me up?

I played this game for so long and now I don't have a key. Life sucks : <
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:18:48
May 02 2010 21:18 GMT
#30
edited nvm
Nony is Bonjwa
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
May 02 2010 21:21 GMT
#31
Reavers are imba
Reavers are very imba
Reavers are imba
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Fulgrim
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:24:57
May 02 2010 21:22 GMT
#32
Give me SC key
Or I will come to your house
(I know where you live)

I will eat your cake
And pee on your toothbrushes
Then eat all your soap

So give it to me
Or your house will be smelly
I never shower
One does not simply walk into mordor
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
May 02 2010 21:22 GMT
#33
On May 03 2010 06:21 Kenpachi wrote:
Reavers are imba
Reavers are very imba
Reavers are imba



O.o

Holy crap, too good. ><
안지호
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
May 02 2010 21:23 GMT
#34
On May 03 2010 06:17 TS-Rupbar wrote:
Eight years for nothing
That is what I am feeling
Could you cheer me up?

I played this game for so long and now I don't have a key. Life sucks : <

if i had my own account i would share with you, but this account is already clown caring like 5people
Kronos
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:45:47
May 02 2010 21:24 GMT
#35
Starcraft is AWESOME!
I've been waiting- ah screw it
PLEASE GIVE ME A KEY!! :D

also,

I'm in Canada.
Amazon, Gamestop, EB
They've no key for me

and,

Everyone is
Playing Starcraft 2, but me
Cause I have no key

here's a limerick I wrote for your amusement:

There once was a post by I_Love_Bacon
He said he was handing out keys – no fakin’!
A haiku one must write
He would pick by the night
But alas, when I found out… they’d been taken ☹
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:31:16
May 02 2010 21:30 GMT
#36
AP's in the drain
Starcraft two is in the rain
I'll dish out the pain
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
TheMute
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States458 Posts
May 02 2010 21:36 GMT
#37
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Starcraft Two Beta
Friends are simply people you can do/say vulgar things to.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
May 02 2010 21:37 GMT
#38
Yes! No AP Tests
For me this week. Time to go
and Procrastinate
Nony is Bonjwa
ninjafetus
Profile Joined December 2008
United States231 Posts
May 02 2010 21:39 GMT
#39
Unhesitating,
a sacrifice for the swarm,
a drone scouts, alone.


Nemesis
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2568 Posts
May 02 2010 21:40 GMT
#40
My sweet sweet Reaver!
Crawling meekly on the ground,
Oh, where have thou gone?

Combined with shuttle speed
Thou does terrible damage
When microed wholly.

As thou releases
Thy glitchy scarab with
Horrible pathing,

The commentators
Scream REEBOREEBOREEBO
From their excitement.

Now thou is removed,
replaced with the colossus
for skilless newbies

My dear imba reaver,
Why have thou abandoned us?
Where have thou gone?
Lee Young Ho fighting! KT P are just CHINTOSSTIC.
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