EPTOn May 03 2010 06:39 ninjafetus wrote:
Unhesitating,
a sacrifice for the swarm,
a drone scouts, alone.
Unhesitating,
a sacrifice for the swarm,
a drone scouts, alone.
are you implying scvs and probes scout in pairs or in teams?
Beta Key Haiku Contest - Page 3
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
are you implying scvs and probes scout in pairs or in teams? | ||
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Kronos
Canada17 Posts
I look at the stars and see A Terran marine And all our problems Don’t matter to him up there Cause we’re far away But that’s not all true Because he cares about me Cause I have no key ☹ | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
Throws keys to the poor users. Beta key roulette. | ||
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Frozz
Canada61 Posts
The trumpets, with passion revived Sound with a flair Hey, look over there - The limerick king has arrived! | ||
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ninjafetus
United States231 Posts
On May 03 2010 06:49 jodogohoo wrote: are you implying scvs and probes scout in pairs or in teams? No. | ||
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Frozz
Canada61 Posts
And see the ash sky and the ground And shake in disgust, I feel that I must Unleash my own doctrines profound: | ||
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Frozz
Canada61 Posts
Of random-ass words that resist A structure, you see So they'll always be Bitch poems with a Japanese twist | ||
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Frozz
Canada61 Posts
But let this great hating commence My battle's been won - The war has begun I take now my leave of absence | ||
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
On May 03 2010 05:37 jodogohoo wrote: The hero zealot, Fended off, all the zerglings. Nexus in yo base. Are you kidding me. Second time you posted this video today. It's not even funny. Also, you already have a key, no? | ||
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Neobick
Sweden208 Posts
The noble kind stands alone Fighting swarms and storms | ||
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538
Hungary3932 Posts
You are being summoned, Trozz, Noone writes like you. Come and it shall rain Manna of sevens and fives, You God of haikus! --- (I do not wish to enter the contest, I don't want a key.) | ||
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Kronos
Canada17 Posts
And I am down on my knees And begging you please All my friends playing Starcraft II have so much fun I just want to join I went to the stores To preorder my copy But they have no keys I applied online At Battle.net and I still Wait for the e-mail I tried the contests On Facebook, Twitter and blogs But I’ve won nothing So please I ask you In my last and final plea To give me a key | ||
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Neobick
Sweden208 Posts
You are the stressed ruler of my spare time The lone emperor of my blizzard game Blood is your breakfast, dinner green as lime King of the rainbow, look at yellows name | ||
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Pellucidity
Netherlands377 Posts
I bend over my table Anything for you Super serious | ||
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Kronos
Canada17 Posts
Getting a key to play in The StarCraft Beta I’ve always hoped to Play with all the very best In a 1 v 1 I’ve always wanted To be in a game cast by HD and Husky Alas they’re but dreams Unless you, I_Love_Bacon Could give me a key | ||
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Kronos
Canada17 Posts
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
Be.ta K + Show Spoiler + ey , want too much ; but for A what? Kings and queens of SC! play SC2!! Each with "pleasure" Yet Lament > Must make... sure master .SC2!! with much help from Bacon. | ||
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Wineandbread
United States2065 Posts
Too much work and waste of time Now, fucking gimme  | ||
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Kronos
Canada17 Posts
And claws to help them to mine The mineral line MULES have little pods Which bring them down to help work They look like WALL-E :D Marines have Rifles Which allow them to shoot foes On ground or in air And the Marauders Have the Punisher Grenades With Concussive Shells Reapers have their wings So Protoss and Zerg beware The Ladybugs of Death! Stealthy, silent Ghosts Have long-range sniper rifles And, of course, the nuke And the Hellions Have Infernal Flame Cannons Roasted Zerglings? Yum! And the Siege Tanks? Whether in tank or in siege They can do the job Oh, the mighty Thor! Hammers, Missiles, Strike Cannons No need to explain In both forms, Vikings Can tear through an enemy With Cannons/Missiles And the Medivac Although it has no weapon, Has a beam to heal The Ravens, they have So much to offer: missiles AT’s, PDD’s… Tactical Banshees They can strike hard from above With Backlash Rockets The Battlecrusier: This Capitol Ship has its Laser Batteries And for the Protoss: The Probe even has its beam To help in trouble The Charging Zealot Has twin Psi Blades, that allow For rapid slashing The Stalker has a Particle Disrupter to Hit both Ground and Air Pod-like Sentries have Abilities at disposal Shields, Fields, and Mind Tricks Even the smallest Have things that they can use Observers… observe! The sleek Immortal Has two great phase disrupters And a Hardened Shield Even Warp Prisms Can Load and Unload, to where Units want to go The grand Colossus Has scorching Thermal Lances And can Cliff Walk too! Both swift and deadly, The Phoenix traps with a beam And kills with Cannons If you see Void Rays Beware of Prismatic Beams Kill ‘fore it’s too late The High Templars, they Have Psionic Storm, and, well That’s pretty much it Now the Dark Templars With blades or scythes, can kill you Before you can say – … When put together Templars make the Archon, with Psionic Shockwave The Carrier has Small ships of its very own The Interceptors And the Mothership Vortexes, Fields, Mass Recall, Purifier Beams And as for the Zerg Even the worker Drones have, Spines to call their own The speedy Zerglings Have claws, so make sure you don’t Let them surround you The Queen: Brood Mother Can defend if needed, with Claws and Acid Spines Now the Hydralisk Has its Needle Spines, which will Break through any wall The sapper Baneling Will run through your army’s midst And quickly explode The tough armored Roach Can spit Acid Saliva (Don’t get in the way!) Infestors can use Parasites, fungi, and spawn Infested Terrans Mutalisks have wings To fly above enemies And spit their Glaive Wurms Flying Corrupters Can spit their Parasite Spores And turn to Brood Lords The Ultralisk Beast Has giant Kaiser Blades, and Head Thrusts buildings too Powerful Brood Lords Spawns Broodlings to fire, and Makes more if needed Everyone has Something… all but me, unless I can have a key. Phew. I was working on that all afternoon and night. Please can I have a key, I_Love_Bacon? Please? | ||
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lotri
United States81 Posts
13 Core, but all too late Speedlings seal your fate. Alternatively, a non-haiku without any end punctuation because I'm lazy: + Show Spoiler + Blizzard leaves their turtle shell Bringing us a game from Hell All new units: Phoenix, Banshee Hellion, Marauder, Thor and Sentry Stalker, Immortal, Void ray, Corruptor Infestor, Roach, Viking and Reaper MULEs haul in minerals Colossi bring 'Toss player lulz Mothership brings down a Vortex The Mutalisk looks like a T-Rex Warp prism brings the DT Rush Banelings turn Marines to mush Overlords go around leaking creep Brood lords make the Terrans weep Ravens have a seeker missile That I think should make a whistle When the enemy hears that sound They'll hurry, hurry - turn around The Queen is grounded and in detention And Nydus worms prove that you should carry protection Corruptors force you to feel the pressure And Roaches burn your units down at their leisure. All in all, the game is fun Though I can't say it's better than Starcraft 1 But it's still in beta, let's wait and see For it'll surely come out by 2023 | ||
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