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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-18 08:02:33
April 18 2010 07:32 GMT
#1
SO I was gonna have a relaxing evening with kim but then she was sleeping. wtf sleep? i dont even know who does that...(elipses)

we were gonna work together at freebirds which is like a chipotle but better if you're wondering which you are. but then turns out that jessica who is pregnant wanted to keep her shift which is lame.

so me and kim didnt work twice together even though she was looking fine

thing is she fuckin strung me out okay? she was like hey wanna come over and watch ful metal alchemist and i was like sure and then its like

if hot girls talk in asian language it gets me going hardcore, so she was doing that shit to turn me on and i was like gettin all up on her but the bitch was just using me for her whims ya know? it's like wtf im not some toy you can just play with like ur vibrator

LOL and check this out, one night i was bein all sexy and the next morning after i slept over (nothing happened T_T) i left for work, then came back and was chillin on her bed and found her vibrator which means she was horny as hell dude! she wants the monion peen.

but yea so we didnt work together so i was gonna go over there and chill and get the other comedy video so i could show you guys how funny i am again but then she was like "oh i was asleep" and i was like oh CLEARLY you're in the mood to hang out. so i was like ima go to a party call me if you wanna chill out kk?

so she never calls me duh but then i won four (4) games of BP in a row so i was like who gives a shit? and there were these hot girls there again but nevertheless monion is so gameless he canae get slutty girls. true story.

i mean how hard can it be to get sluts?

it's like not being able to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. i suppose you could make an argument for why you failed, but in all reality its quite sad.

but i dont even care okay? im turning my life around

got a 100 on my chem hw for the first time cuz i went to class regularly so i was like SUP ENTROPY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MKAY?

then im gonna get into the business school make a lot of money then go to parties and gonna be like "hey slutty girls my names mOnion with an "O" and i make 100k a year" and theyre gonna be like "ohhhhh chiiiiit"

just you watch

****
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 18 2010 07:38 GMT
#2
Fuck your awesome
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
April 18 2010 07:41 GMT
#3
you+are=you're

but its still better than the blog.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-18 07:42:47
April 18 2010 07:41 GMT
#4
On April 18 2010 16:38 Spenguin wrote:
Fuck your awesome


is this you?

http://www.gosugamers.net/general/members/Penguin

cuz i've always wondered if that was you and if so you are QUITE attractive.

im not kreepy though. i can sing, play guitar, dance, cook AND im a comedian. sup?

you+are=you're

but its still better than the blog.


gimme a sec i shall fix the punctuation errors
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 18 2010 07:42 GMT
#5
lolno I don't touch gg.net ewwww
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
April 18 2010 07:43 GMT
#6
how drunk are you dude
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 18 2010 07:43 GMT
#7
On April 18 2010 16:41 Ack1027 wrote:
you+are=you're

but its still better than the blog.



No silly, I'm saying fuck the awesome that you own. l2engish
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-18 07:46:52
April 18 2010 07:45 GMT
#8
On April 18 2010 16:43 DanceCommander wrote:
how drunk are you dude


jelly shots are pure evercleare T_T

r u kidding? they werent even frozen. i used my pinky finger to loosen that shit and it was like water cuz alchohol doesnt freeze and shit was PURE everclear

No silly, I'm saying fuck the awesome that you own. l2engish


lol thats hilarious

its like "fuck your dog" except "fuck your awesome" ROFL i dig it dude

i wish i could win the liquibet so i could have an icon x___X
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
April 18 2010 07:46 GMT
#9
On April 18 2010 16:45 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2010 16:43 DanceCommander wrote:
how drunk are you dude


jelly shots are pure evercleare T_T

r u kidding? they werent even frozen. i used my pinky finger to loosen that shit and it was like water cuz alchohol doesnt freeze and shit was PURE everclear

hahahaha you are my new hero for drinking everclear, i figured i was the only person dumb enough
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11523 Posts
April 18 2010 07:49 GMT
#10
man monion sick life
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
April 18 2010 07:49 GMT
#11
5/5

i enjoyed the blue font
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
April 18 2010 07:53 GMT
#12
fuckin TL irc keeps kicking me for flooding

this isnt halo okay? i dont need a shotgun
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
April 18 2010 07:53 GMT
#13
do you go to ucsb? or are you referring to the texas freebirds
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
April 18 2010 07:56 GMT
#14
On April 18 2010 16:53 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
do you go to ucsb? or are you referring to the texas freebirds


texas.

in college station where it began. it opened for the first time on university on campus near northgate and now there are 4 locations in college station and the HG is in NY and its expanding all over the nation

theres like 40 in texas or something, and we're opening stores in Cali to spread the knowledge
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11523 Posts
April 18 2010 07:56 GMT
#15
I think mOnion goes to some Texas uni
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Apexplayer
Profile Joined September 2009
United States406 Posts
April 18 2010 08:00 GMT
#16
That was quite a read, I guess I'm far behind on your blogs because I had trouble keeping up. But good job!.. I think...
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
April 18 2010 08:02 GMT
#17
On April 18 2010 17:00 Apexplayer wrote:
That was quite a read, I guess I'm far behind on your blogs because I had trouble keeping up. But good job!.. I think...


dont worry none of the topics aformentioned have been discussed before in previous posts of mOnions

also i peed for fucking like 11 minutes!!! HOLY SHIT
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18916 Posts
April 18 2010 08:15 GMT
#18
This thread doesn't have enough hidden cameras.
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5649 Posts
April 18 2010 08:34 GMT
#19
On April 18 2010 17:15 Comeh wrote:
This thread doesn't have enough hidden cameras.
1/5


rofl DAMMIT how does everyone know about this i mean cadbury cream eggs are delicoius but not as good as brownies she brought me BUT a cadbury cream egg BROWNIE would be amzzzinggg
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Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada768 Posts
April 18 2010 09:01 GMT
#20
don't sell your soul to business school!

noooo...
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