we were gonna work together at freebirds which is like a chipotle but better if you're wondering which you are. but then turns out that jessica who is pregnant wanted to keep her shift which is lame.
so me and kim didnt work twice together even though she was looking fine
thing is she fuckin strung me out okay? she was like hey wanna come over and watch ful metal alchemist and i was like sure and then its like
if hot girls talk in asian language it gets me going hardcore, so she was doing that shit to turn me on and i was like gettin all up on her but the bitch was just using me for her whims ya know? it's like wtf im not some toy you can just play with like ur vibrator
LOL and check this out, one night i was bein all sexy and the next morning after i slept over (nothing happened T_T) i left for work, then came back and was chillin on her bed and found her vibrator which means she was horny as hell dude! she wants the monion peen.
but yea so we didnt work together so i was gonna go over there and chill and get the other comedy video so i could show you guys how funny i am again but then she was like "oh i was asleep" and i was like oh CLEARLY you're in the mood to hang out. so i was like ima go to a party call me if you wanna chill out kk?
so she never calls me duh but then i won four (4) games of BP in a row so i was like who gives a shit? and there were these hot girls there again but nevertheless monion is so gameless he canae get slutty girls. true story.
i mean how hard can it be to get sluts?
it's like not being able to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. i suppose you could make an argument for why you failed, but in all reality its quite sad.
but i dont even care okay? im turning my life around
got a 100 on my chem hw for the first time cuz i went to class regularly so i was like SUP ENTROPY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MKAY?
then im gonna get into the business school make a lot of money then go to parties and gonna be like "hey slutty girls my names mOnion with an "O" and i make 100k a year" and theyre gonna be like "ohhhhh chiiiiit"
just you watch